CONCERT REVIEW: Britney Yet to Hit Stride  —  Don't call it a comeback quite yet.  Britney Spears still isn't all the way there.  At least not from the standpoint of the kickoff concert of her much-anticipated Circus tour - her first trek in five years - at the New Orleans Arena Tuesday night.

Bachelor Creator: The Outcome Was Never Staged  —  ABC's reality series The Bachelor has had its share of surprising endings, but Jason Mesnick's on-camera breakup with fiancée Melissa Rycroft and subsequent reunion with runner-up Molly Malaney has been by far the most shocking.

BIG LOVE  —  An Oscar, a divorce, and a guy named Jake have made Reese Witherspoon larger-than-life  —  On her divorce: “Very humiliating and very isolating...But, by the way, if it's not painful, maybe it wasn't the right decision to marry to begin with.  Those are the appropriate emotions.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  —  Megan Fox was spotted out yesterday with her supposedly ex-fiancé Brian Austin Green.  —  You didn't stand a chance anyway.  —  See Also  — Waiters Stand At Attention for Megan  — Today for Show & Tell ... Hotness!!!

BORROWED GEMS BECOME J.LO'S  —  JENNIFER Lopez loves jewelry - especially if it's free.  —  The Bronx native borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from Robert Mouawad to attend the launch of Andrea Lieberman's fashion line, ALC, at Barneys in Beverly Hills last week.

Usher Apologizes for Chris Brown Remarks  —  Usher has apologized for saying that Chris Brown should “have a little remorse” after the 19-year-old singer — who allegedly assaulted girlfriend Rihanna — was photographed jet skiing in Miami last weekend.  —  In a video for Jermaine Dupri's …

OctoMom Birth Tape Coming Soon — For $$$$$$$  —  TMZ has absolute confirmation from multiple sources that a videotape showing OctoMom giving birth to her 8 babies in the hospital room is being shopped around town — FOR SEVEN FIGURES!!!!!  —  It's unclear who's working the camera …

Jeremy Piven's Fishy Behavior  —  A recent trip to Miami could raise more questions about Jeremy Piven's alleged brush with death last winter.  —  The Entourage star, who pulled out of the Broadway show Speed-the-Plow in December after his doctor said he was suffering from mercury poisoning due …

Lindsay Lohan's NYC Pad for Sale  —  Whether or not you're infatuated with the actress, Lindsay Lohan's former lux apartment in Manhattan is up for grabs - and you can get a $200,000 discount if you act now.  —  Lohan did a really nice job with the place, pouring $100,000 worth of upgrades …

Nothing New to Report  —  Hope for Darfur at Last? by George Clooney  —  Blogs and Stories  —  For years, George Clooney argues, there has been little hope in Darfur.  Today, Sudan's president was indicted for crimes against humanity.  Now the world should bring him to justice.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TAKES OUT JESSICA BIEL FOR HER BIRTHDAY  —  Yesterday was Jessica Biel's birthday but from the drowsy look on her face, you'd think she just woke up and was heading off to a day of work.  —  The seemingly miserable “actress” and boyfriend Justin Timberlake had a night …

Sherri Shepherd flocks to Lifetime  —  Network orders comedy pilot to star ‘The View’ co-host  —  Sherri Shepherd may be pulling double duty.  —  Lifetime has ordered a pilot for an untitled multicamera comedy to star the comedian and “The View” co-host.

Holly Madison Is Single, and Staying that Way  —  Holly Madison is single again, but guys lining up to date the Playboy playmate are just going to have to wait.  —  “I'm just not interested in dating anybody,” she told PEOPLE a week after her split with illusionist Criss Angel.

Robin Williams Out of Breath for Florida Shows  —  If Robin Williams can't be as long-winded as he likes, he'd rather sit it out.  —  The Oscar winner was forced to cancel four Florida performances of his one-man show, Weapons of Self-Destruction, after experiencing shortness of breath, according to a statement released by his rep.

Dream come true for Duchess of York as ‘Young Victoria’ premieres  —  Fresh from their trip to Milan Fashion Week, there was another high profile event for mother and daughters team Sarah, Duchess of York, and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.  One particularly close to their hearts …