Chris Brown Charged with Two Felonies  —  The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony.  —  The charging documents name “Robyn F.” as the alleged victim.  —  Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA.

Angelina Jolie Films — as Brad Pitt Lobbies — in Washington D.C.  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are taking over the nation's capital.  —  Clad in a black beanie and camel-colored coat, Jolie, 33, filmed her upcoming CIA thriller Salt in Washington D.C. on Thursday morning.

Lohan fumes that Holmes took Glamour cover  —  Plus: More on Longoria-Hatcher ‘Desperate’ kiss; Segel's naughty bits  —  According to a source, Lindsay Lohan thought she, not Katie Holmes, would grace the April magazine cover, and now she's angry at the actress.  —  Slide show  —  Evolution of Lindsay Lohan

Michael Jackson expected to announce comeback  —  LONDON (Reuters) - U.S. pop star Michael Jackson is expected to announce a series of comeback concerts on Thursday.  —  The 50-year-old, still viewed as “The King of Pop” by his fans, has lived the life of a virtual recluse since his acquittal of child abuse charges at a 2005 trial.

STRAHAN'S LOVE BUG  —  EX-GIANT PLANTED SPY GIZMO ON GAL PAL NICOLE MURPHY  —  Michael Strahan likes to keep really close track of his women.  —  When the gap-toothed ex-Giant suspected his longtime girlfriend of cheating, he put a tracking device in her car - and went ballistic when she found it, sources told The Post.

John Edwards Mess: Baby's 1st Birthday Picture  —  John Edwards' ex-lover, Rielle Hunter, is not writing a book or giving interviews.  Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, however, is doing just the opposite.  —  Here is a picture of Frances Quinn Hunter, whose last name should be Edwards, according to sources.

Doctors Order Robin Williams to Rest  —  Complaining of a respiratory problem, Robin Williams has been admitted to a south Florida hospital, the Miami Herald reports.  —  A statement released by reps for the 57-year-old, Oscar-winning comic actor said, “Williams was experiencing shortness …

Early look: Jackman digs his claws into ‘Wolverine’  —  Hugh Jackman has a bit of advice for anyone planning on hosting the Academy Awards: Don't drop Anne Hathaway.  —  Jackman, who began last month's ceremony with a six-minute musical number that included whisking the actress onstage …

TOM BRADY, HIS BABY AND HIS WIFEY GISELE BUNDCHEN CHECK OUT BEST BUY  —  Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are already turning into a little family unite!  The newly weds got some shopping done at Best Buy and Williams-Sonoma in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon.

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Hef's Health: Partiers Shocked by Playboy Founder's Fragile Appearance  —  Hef's Health: Partiers Shocked by Playboy Founders Fragile Appearance  —  Hugh Hefner is still surrounded by bevies of busty beauties below the age of 25 — but is age finally catching up to the men's magazine mogul?