Mystery Woman in Brown/Rihanna Case Revealed  —  TMZ knows who triggered the fight that left Rihanna battered and bruised and Chris Brown an accused felon — it's Brown's manager.  —  Sources tell us the woman who left the three-page text message on Brown's cell phone is Tina Davis.

‘Real Housewives of New York City’ star Kelly Killoren Bensimon arrested for assault  —  New York's newest “Real Housewife” is denying blockbuster charges that she beat up her boyfriend, but the bruised beau said it happened - and it wasn't the first time.  —  Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40 …

1-866-IDOLS-PORN  —  The folks over at “American Idol” have hit a XXX snag by upping the final 12 to 13 this year — turns out the sequenced telephone number for contestant 13 is already in use — by a phone sex company.  —  “A.I” only owns twelve numbers (1-866-IDOLS-01 through 1-866-IDOLS-12) …

James Franco Dreams of Ivy League Education  —  James Franco fell asleep in a lecture at Columbia University — when he wakes up, he will make more money than the people paying attention.  —  See Also  — James Franco Reveals “Pineapple” Pot

Miley Cyrus Reveals She Has a Heart Condition  —  Miley Cyrus has a condition called tachycardia, which causes her heart rate to speed up, she reveals in her new autobiography, Miles to Go.  —  “The type of tachycardia I have isn't dangerous.  It won't hurt me, but it does bother me,” she writes.

Jennifer Aniston Will ‘Always Love Pitt’  —  Jennifer Aniston still loves her ex-husband Brad Pitt - and hopes the pair can be “good friends again” in the future.  —  The former Friends star split from Pitt in 2005, amid rumors of an affair with his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie - who he went on to start a family with.

Britney Spears in a bikini  —  First, let me pay Britney Spears a compliment on these bikini photos of her taken yesterday in Miami: She looks slightly above average - which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for More Taco Bell.

Police seize $1.2 million worth of drugs from Phish fans  —  HAMPTON - Police confiscated $1.2 million worth of illegal drugs and more than $68,000 in cash from concertgoers arrested over three nights of Phish shows.  —  There were 194 concertgoers and others in the area of Hampton Coliseum charged …

Malin Akerman Nude Videos from Watchmen  —  The Watchmen movie has been getting mostly positive, though mixed reviews.  I, for one, really liked it, and if you can see it on IMAX, it's that much better.  But if Superhero movies aren't your thing, you might actually like this one, because there's a ton of swearing, and yes, nudity!

Is Kenneth Branagh Close To Choosing His THOR?  —  El Mayimbe here...  A short while ago, I received an email from a scooper...  In it, he goes...  Not one to just print emails, and especially since every “Taking-a-meeting.com” story I do from now on has to be spot on in order NOT to be debunked by haters (HI HATERS! :

Tanning Bed Bursts Into Flames With Man Inside  —  A South Carolina man working on his tan escaped serious injury after the tanning bed he was in suddenly burst into flames, The News & Observer of Fayetteville reported.  —  The unidentified man told the paper that he was in the bed when he heard …

For Boston institution, closing credits roll  —  Cheers bar lays off fabled bartender  —  Eddie Doyle has signed thousands of autographs, posed for just as many pictures, and has raised more than $1 million for Boston charities.  —  Although he never held public office, pitched at Fenway, or performed on local TV, Doyle is famous.

Michael J. Fox returns to primetime  —  Former sitcom star Michael J. Fox is plotting his primetime return this May.  —  Fox has signed on to star in ABC's “Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable Optimist.”  —  Meanwhile, the Alphabet isn't the only net turning to star power in the coming months …

Pink On All Fours  —  Here's Pink performing in her tranny show live at Bercy Paris, France the other day in a retarded over the top outfit.  I understand that she's in France and the French like their shows to be a little flamboyant but this is a little much.  Cirque De So Lame!

Hit Me Granny One More Time  —  No, this isn't the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters.  True story: I've seen a lady like that on the train.  This is Vadge dressed up like some sad ass elderly person in a school girl costume for a Purim party …

D23 EXCLUSIVE!  CATCHING UP WITH ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS!  —  As part of the Disney Dream Portrait Series, world-renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz transformed High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens into dashing Prince Phillip and lovely Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

Reese vs. Wrinkles  —  Reese Witherspoon has one very expressive forehead...and thank goodness she isn't one of those actresses who limits that expressiveness with botox *cough* Nicole Kidman *cough*!  —  Reesie and her wrinkles hit Germany to promote her new film, Monsters Vs. Aliens with co-star Jack Bauer.

The Kardashian Sisters Are Kissing Bandits  —  Kourtney (left) and Khloe Kardashian  —  There's a new kind of criminal on the loose: Kissing bandits.  And the self-proclaimed band of amorous villains are all in the family, the Kardashian family.  —  Sisters Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian …

Kelly Clarkson Dishes on Broken Relationships and Spotting Cheats  —  In her music, Kelly Clarkson knows all about the ins and outs of love.  But in real life, she's still waiting to experience it.  —  “I've never been in love,” the singer says in the April issue of British Cosmopolitan.