Mystery Woman in Brown/Rihanna Case Revealed  —  TMZ knows who triggered the fight that left Rihanna battered and bruised and Chris Brown an accused felon — it's Brown's manager.  —  Sources tell us the woman who left the three-page text message on Brown's cell phone is Tina Davis.

‘Real Housewives of New York City’ star Kelly Killoren Bensimon arrested for assault  —  New York's newest “Real Housewife” is denying blockbuster charges that she beat up her boyfriend, but the bruised beau said it happened - and it wasn't the first time.  —  Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40 …

James Franco Dreams of Ivy League Education  —  James Franco fell asleep in a lecture at Columbia University — when he wakes up, he will make more money than the people paying attention.  —  See Also  — James Franco Reveals “Pineapple” Pot

1-866-IDOLS-PORN  —  The folks over at “American Idol” have hit a XXX snag by upping the final 12 to 13 this year — turns out the sequenced telephone number for contestant 13 is already in use — by a phone sex company.  —  “A.I” only owns twelve numbers (1-866-IDOLS-01 through 1-866-IDOLS-12) …

Miley Cyrus Reveals She Has a Heart Condition  —  Miley Cyrus has a condition called tachycardia, which causes her heart rate to speed up, she reveals in her new autobiography, Miles to Go.  —  “The type of tachycardia I have isn't dangerous.  It won't hurt me, but it does bother me,” she writes.

Jennifer Aniston Not Looking for Perfection In Love  —  Newly 40, Jennifer Aniston is feeling very fortunate these days.  —  In fact, she tells the U.K.'s Mail on Sunday's You magazine that this is “the best moment of my life.  I've never felt better physically or professionally.  I am a very lucky woman.”

Police seize $1.2 million worth of drugs from Phish fans  —  HAMPTON - Police confiscated $1.2 million worth of illegal drugs and more than $68,000 in cash from concertgoers arrested over three nights of Phish shows.  —  There were 194 concertgoers and others in the area of Hampton Coliseum charged …

Britney Spears in a bikini  —  First, let me pay Britney Spears a compliment on these bikini photos of her taken yesterday in Miami: She looks slightly above average - which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for More Taco Bell.

The Kardashian Sisters Are Kissing Bandits  —  Kourtney (left) and Khloe Kardashian  —  There's a new kind of criminal on the loose: Kissing bandits.  And the self-proclaimed band of amorous villains are all in the family, the Kardashian family.  —  Sisters Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian …

For Boston institution, closing credits roll  —  Cheers bar lays off fabled bartender  —  Eddie Doyle has signed thousands of autographs, posed for just as many pictures, and has raised more than $1 million for Boston charities.  —  Although he never held public office, pitched at Fenway, or performed on local TV, Doyle is famous.

Is Kenneth Branagh Close To Choosing His THOR?  —  El Mayimbe here...  A short while ago, I received an email from a scooper...  In it, he goes...  Not one to just print emails, and especially since every “Taking-a-meeting.com” story I do from now on has to be spot on in order NOT to be debunked by haters (HI HATERS! :

Tanning Bed Bursts Into Flames With Man Inside  —  A South Carolina man working on his tan escaped serious injury after the tanning bed he was in suddenly burst into flames, The News & Observer of Fayetteville reported.  —  The unidentified man told the paper that he was in the bed when he heard …

Tori Amos Reveals Sinful Cover Art, Tracklisting  —  Tori Amos is in a good mood when she phones Spinner from her Cornwall, England studio.  She owes her glee, in part, to a white chocolate chip cookie, which she informs us her 8-year-old daughter, Natashya, baked for her.

Malin Akerman Nude Videos from Watchmen  —  The Watchmen movie has been getting mostly positive, though mixed reviews.  I, for one, really liked it, and if you can see it on IMAX, it's that much better.  But if Superhero movies aren't your thing, you might actually like this one, because there's a ton of swearing, and yes, nudity!

D23 EXCLUSIVE!  CATCHING UP WITH ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS!  —  As part of the Disney Dream Portrait Series, world-renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz transformed High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens into dashing Prince Phillip and lovely Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

Reese vs. Wrinkles  —  Reese Witherspoon has one very expressive forehead...and thank goodness she isn't one of those actresses who limits that expressiveness with botox *cough* Nicole Kidman *cough*!  —  Reesie and her wrinkles hit Germany to promote her new film, Monsters Vs. Aliens with co-star Jack Bauer.

Did Anderson Cooper Spend a Romantic Weekend in Savannah?  —  CNN spent millions of dollars promoting Anderson Cooper.  So it's no surprise the boyishly handsome anchor was recognized on a weekend jaunt to Savannah, Georgia.  The question is what he was doing there.

Hit Me Granny One More Time  —  No, this isn't the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters.  True story: I've seen a lady like that on the train.  This is Vadge dressed up like some sad ass elderly person in a school girl costume for a Purim party …

Bachelor's Melissa Wows Judges on DWTS as Jason Is Booed  —  Bachelor star Melissa Rycroft says she was thrilled with her performance on Monday's Dancing With the Stars premiere, even though she only had three days to rehearse.  —  “Unbelievable, surreal — all those emotions,” she told Usmagazine.com after the show.

Pink On All Fours  —  Here's Pink performing in her tranny show live at Bercy Paris, France the other day in a retarded over the top outfit.  I understand that she's in France and the French like their shows to be a little flamboyant but this is a little much.  Cirque De So Lame!

Monday's Dancing: What You Didn't See  —  For Her Girls:  —  Rapper Lil' Kim, the first performer of the night, dedicated her routine to the women at the Federal Detention Center in Philadelphia, where she served a sentence after being found guilty of committing perjury in 2005.

Sam Worthington tipped to replace Christian Bale as Batman  —  SAM Worthington, the Aussie actor about to shoot into the stratosphere with his performance in Terminator Salvation, is being tipped as the next Batman.  —  Sam Worthington's fame is set to explode in the US with the May release …