Madonna Makes Surprise Appearance at Britney's NYC Show  —  Madonna made a surprise appearance at Britney Spears' sold-out show Circus show Wednesday in New York City.  —  Shortly before Spears, 27, took the stage at the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island, Madonna, 50, arrived with her manager Guy Oseary …

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Broken Up?  —  Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits.  —  That's the rumor I'm hearing.  A source says that the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me.

Chris Brown's New Mystery Court Hearing  —  Chris Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, has requested an unscheduled hearing even before Brown's arraignment in the alleged beating of Rihanna — and it has to do with Rihanna testifying in the case — or not testifying!

David Hasselhoff's Ex Arrested for Felony DUI  —  David Hasselhoff's ex-wife could have used a little help from KITT from Knight Rider on Wednesday evening.  The actor's ex, Pamela Bach, was arrested for felony DUI in Los Angeles, police records show.  —  Bach, 46, was arrested at 9 p.m …

Robert Pattinson: I Didn't Steal Camilla Belle “From the Jonas Brother”  —  How did Robert Pattinson land his role as sexy vampire Edward in Twilight?  —  “I took half a Valium and then went into this thing — and all this stuff happened,” he tells April's GQ of his audition.

Mickey Rourke finds ‘Passion’  —  Actor also confirmed to co-star in ‘Iron Man 2’  —  Mickey Rourke keeps wrestling down the gigs.  —  The resurgent actor has attached himself to “Passion Plays,” in what will mark the first dramatic role he has signed on for since winning a Golden Globe …

Joaquin Pulled from Brawl — Pulling Our Leg Too?  —  Joaquin Phoenix jumped off the stage and attacked a fan at a Miami show last night — but, like anything with him these days, the whole thing could be one big set up.  —  It all went down at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau …

Drew Barrymore Doesn't Get Twilight Directing Job  —  Drew Barrymore won't be yelling “action!” when the third flick in the Twilight vampire series begins shooting.  —  Spanish director Juan Antonio Bayona (The Orphanage) has been hired to film Eclipse instead.

Kelly Clarkson — Singing for Two?  —  After Kelly Clarkson performed on “American Idol” last night, our mailbox was flooded with peeps saying she looked pregnant.  —  Either way, she rocked her performance.  —  See Also  — Clarkson Unbites the Hand That Feeds Her

PETA's Star Gimmick Is Tough to Swallow  —  George Clooney-flavored tofu?  PETA wants to make it happen.  (Clooney: AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian; tofu: AP Photo/The Charlotte Observer, Yalonda M. James)  —  Just when we thought we'd seen it all from PETA — the animal rights organization known …

Tim Gunn's Sexy Secret Crush!  —  Project Runway host Tim Gunn is daring to design a dream date on the not-so down low.  —  He's after his celeb crush and fellow silver fox Anderson Cooper, although the newsman, who stays silent on his sexuality, has been elusive.

Matt Damon, Too Old To Be ‘Bourne?’  —  Matt Damon wasn't ready to join the three ultra-runners who made history when they ran 4,300 miles across the African desert in the riveting documentary Running the Sahara.  But the Bourne action star did lend his support as executive producer and narrator.

Musical ‘Heathers’ headed to stage  —  ‘Witch Mountain’ helmer Andy Fickman developing prod'n  —  Get ready for “Heathers: The Musical.”  —  The influential 1988 teen dark comedy, which launched the careers of Winona Ryder, Christian Slater and scribe Dan Waters, is stagebound in a production …

Brit Brit's F**k Me Video  —  The video for Brit Brit's new single F**k Me (aka If You Seek Amy Fisher) is here and I'm pretty sure Daddy Spears shot this s**t on the video camera my mom got on layaway in the 80s from Gemco (which she still has).  SPF and JJ donated one week's allowance to be used as the video's budget.