John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Call It Quits - Again  —  They wowed Hollywood with a high-profile Oscar date, posing arm-in-arm for photographs in what was largely seen as their official coming out as a couple after a year of off-and-on dating.  Then Jennifer Aniston headed to Europe …

Chris Brown's New Mystery Court Hearing  —  Chris Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, has requested an unscheduled hearing even before Brown's arraignment in the alleged beating of Rihanna — and it has to do with Rihanna testifying in the case — or not testifying!

Kelly Clarkson — Singing for Two?  —  After Kelly Clarkson performed on “American Idol” last night, our mailbox was flooded with peeps saying she looked pregnant.  —  Either way, she rocked her performance.  —  See Also  — Clarkson Unbites the Hand That Feeds Her

Official ‘If U Seek Amy’ Music Video  — “i knew it!  what an amazing show” —suzy  — “Hurrahy!! tha u r safe in NYC, can't wait that you come to chicago... ill” —D17th  — “Nice” —Neo  — “hi................” —hardeep  — “Madonna walked right by me!!!

Robert Pattinson: I Didn't Steal Camilla Belle “From the Jonas Brother”  —  How did Robert Pattinson land his role as sexy vampire Edward in Twilight?  —  “I took half a Valium and then went into this thing — and all this stuff happened,” he tells April's GQ of his audition.

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelor's Melissa Reveals New Boyfriend  —  The Bachelor's Melissa Rycroft has a brand new gig on Dancing With the Stars — and a brand new man, she reveals in Us Weekly's newest issue!  —  The 25-year-old — who was proposed to, and then unceremoniously dumped for runner …

Matt Damon, Too Old To Be ‘Bourne?’  —  Matt Damon wasn't ready to join the three ultra-runners who made history when they ran 4,300 miles across the African desert in the riveting documentary Running the Sahara.  But the Bourne action star did lend his support as executive producer and narrator.

‘Dancing’ Star Gilles Marini Suffers Separated Shoulder  —  Dancing With the Stars,Reality TV,ABC,News,TV,Jewel,Sex And The City  —  “Dancing With the Stars” has yet another casualty.  —  “Sex and The City” actor Gilles Marini has suffered a shoulder injury, however, he is not planning to drop out of the competition.

Fergie Becomes a Brunette!  —  Bye, bye blonde!  Fergie said farewell to her lighter locks for a darker ‘do.  —  The singer sported long, stick-straight brunette hair while filming the music video for the Black Eyed Peas’ new single “Boom Boom Pow.”  The two-day shoot began Monday.

Paris Hilton With Her Animal Twin  —  Here's Paris Hilton showing us once again how much likes cocks... Cockatoos that is.  Ha!  See what I did there?  Comedy gold.  I'm pretty sure that's not even a Cockatoo but for the sake of this post let's just say it is.

David Hasselhoff's Ex Arrested for Felony DUI  —  David Hasselhoff's ex-wife could have used a little help from KITT from Knight Rider on Wednesday evening.  The actor's ex, Pamela Bach, was arrested for felony DUI in Los Angeles, police records show.  —  Bach, 46, was arrested at 9 p.m …

Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Bridesmaid Dress, Bachelorette Party Plans  —  Kendra Wilkinson is leaning on her fellow Girls Next Door stars when it comes to planning her June wedding to Hank Bassett.  —  “[Bridget] has been helping me plan details and stuff - she's been helping out a lot,” …

Who Is This Bitch?!  —  They tell me this is JLo in NYC last night, but I am not so sure.  The face doesn't fit.  JLo must have snuck into Mariska Hargitay's hospital room and stole something that belongs to her...like her f**king face!  This is some Law & Order: SYF (Stole Yo Face) s**t.  Get Det.

PETA's Star Gimmick Is Tough to Swallow  —  George Clooney-flavored tofu?  PETA wants to make it happen.  (Clooney: AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian; tofu: AP Photo/The Charlotte Observer, Yalonda M. James)  —  Just when we thought we'd seen it all from PETA — the animal rights organization known …

Heidi Montag Is Young, Beat Up And Damn Ugly  —  Heidi Montag and her douchebag attended Star Magazine's ‘Young Hollywood’ issue event and even though she's showing off her fake funbags, her face still looks like it could use some more work.  Maybe its because she's all dressed up …

Joaquin Pulled from Brawl — Pulling Our Leg Too?  —  Joaquin Phoenix jumped off the stage and attacked a fan at a Miami show last night — but, like anything with him these days, the whole thing could be one big set up.  —  It all went down at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau …