Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook  —  The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest was just recalled.  —  Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted minutes.  S.C.H. showed proof of compliance and that was that.  Lindsay didn't show.

Jessica Simpson Forgets Lyrics to Two Songs at Final Concert  —  Jessica Simpson's days on the road are over.  —  The singer, 28, played the last show on her “Bob Your Head Tour” (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif.  —  “I'm just so excited to be here doing this,” …

Rihanna to hit the big screen with ‘Bodyguard’  —  Rihanna may get a bodygaurd - on the big screen.  —  The battered pop star made an impromptu trip to the Big Apple over the weekend to have some meetings about impending projects: one of which is a proposed remake of 1992's Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner flick, “The Bodyguard.”

MARY-KATE OLSEN CELEBRATES THE MET  —  It's my favorite alien-witch!!  Mary-Kate Olsen came into the light for the The Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary Gala in New York City last night accompanied by her boyfriend Nate Lowman.  —  Interesting look for M-K, no?

RON SILVER DEAD  —  SUCCUMBS TO CANCER AT AGE 62  —  Actor and longtime political activist Ron Silver died Sunday morning, succumbing to a long battle with cancer, friends of the liberal Democrat-turned-GOP stalwart told The Post.  —  “Ron Silver died peacefully in his sleep with his family around …

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady Visit Brazil  —  Newlyweds Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady got in some sweet treats and family time over the weekend.  —  The couple flew to Brazil, where Bündchen is from, so Brady could meet some of his new wife's family members he hasn't met before, according to a source.

Gwyneth Paltrow Suggests a Trip to the Projects for Joaquin Phoenix  —  Gwenyth Paltrow has some advice for her friend and costar Joaquin Phoenix about new career path: Get some street cred.  —  Popular belief is that Phoenix's saying goodbye to acting and launching a hip-hop career …

‘MacGyver’ getting revived as feature film  —  New Line developing pic based on ABC's 1985-92 series  —  New Line is using twine, bubble gum and a pencil to throw “MacGyver” into development as a feature film.  —  Raffaella De Laurentiis, daughter of Dino De Laurentiis …

Exclusive: Madonna moves in toyboy Jesus Luz  —  Madonna's new boyfriend Jesus Luz has given up his life in Brazil to move in with the superstar singer in New York - just three months after they first met.  —  Jesus has ditched his modelling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with elite agency Ford Models in the Big Apple.

DREW BARRYMORE'S LIPLOCK REVIVAL  —  WILL Drew Barrymore (above) and Justin Long ever make up their minds?  The hard-to-keep-track-of couple, who were most recently on hiatus while promoting their movie, “He's Just Not That Into You,” were spotted locking lips in Los Angeles Thursday night.

A RIOT ENSUES AT THE TOP MODEL CASTING IN NEW YORK CITY  —  And the hair weaves were flying....  Total chaos erupted at Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model casting event on Saturday afternoon which resulted in arrests and injuries.  Sources say the panic began when someone saw a smoking car …

Britney Spears under orders to read the Bible every day  —  Madonna's not the only celeb to have found Jesus.  —  Britney Spears' dad has issued strict backstage conditions to keep his daughter on the straight and narrow.  —  Top of the list is that she must read the Bible for one hour a day... Holy Moly!

If True, This May be a Hot Topic in Dallas Today  —  Dallas Cowboys: Around 8:55 this morning, Barrett Long, an a male adult film actor, was on Howard Stern.  He admitted to accepting oral from males for cash when times were rough, but insisted that he's straight.