Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook  —  The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest was just recalled.  —  Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted minutes.  S.C.H. showed proof of compliance and that was that.  Lindsay didn't show.

Jessica Simpson Forgets Lyrics to Two Songs at Final Concert  —  Jessica Simpson's days on the road are over.  —  The singer, 28, played the last show on her “Bob Your Head Tour” (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif.  —  “I'm just so excited to be here doing this,” …

Rihanna to hit the big screen with ‘Bodyguard’  —  Rihanna may get a bodygaurd - on the big screen.  —  The battered pop star made an impromptu trip to the Big Apple over the weekend to have some meetings about impending projects: one of which is a proposed remake of 1992's Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner flick, “The Bodyguard.”

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady Visit Brazil  —  Newlyweds Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady got in some sweet treats and family time over the weekend.  —  The couple flew to Brazil, where Bündchen is from, so Brady could meet some of his new wife's family members he hasn't met before, according to a source.

MARY-KATE OLSEN CELEBRATES THE MET  —  It's my favorite alien-witch!!  Mary-Kate Olsen came into the light for the The Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary Gala in New York City last night accompanied by her boyfriend Nate Lowman.  —  Interesting look for M-K, no?

Gwyneth Paltrow Suggests a Trip to the Projects for Joaquin Phoenix  —  Gwenyth Paltrow has some advice for her friend and costar Joaquin Phoenix about new career path: Get some street cred.  —  Popular belief is that Phoenix's saying goodbye to acting and launching a hip-hop career …

‘MacGyver’ getting revived as feature film  —  New Line developing pic based on ABC's 1985-92 series  —  New Line is using twine, bubble gum and a pencil to throw “MacGyver” into development as a feature film.  —  Raffaella De Laurentiis, daughter of Dino De Laurentiis …

DREW BARRYMORE'S LIPLOCK REVIVAL  —  WILL Drew Barrymore (above) and Justin Long ever make up their minds?  The hard-to-keep-track-of couple, who were most recently on hiatus while promoting their movie, “He's Just Not That Into You,” were spotted locking lips in Los Angeles Thursday night.

RON SILVER DEAD  —  SUCCUMBS TO CANCER AT AGE 62  —  Actor and longtime political activist Ron Silver died Sunday morning, succumbing to a long battle with cancer, friends of the liberal Democrat-turned-GOP stalwart told The Post.  —  “Ron Silver died peacefully in his sleep with his family around …

Exclusive: Madonna moves in toyboy Jesus Luz  —  Madonna's new boyfriend Jesus Luz has given up his life in Brazil to move in with the superstar singer in New York - just three months after they first met.  —  Jesus has ditched his modelling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with elite agency Ford Models in the Big Apple.

Anna Nicole's Shrink Checks Into Jail  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, the psychologist accused of conspiring to fuel Anna Nicole Smith with illegal prescription drugs, is officially behind bars.  —  The doc was booked at Van Nuys Jail at 11:11 AM PST.

Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer  —  Oh Boy!  This is not going to be pretty.  When I think of Brooke Hogan and Pole Dancing good thoughts don't exactly come rushing into my head.  The images that do come to mind are memories from a couple of summers ago when I was in Greece and there was some sort …

Tweet Dreams: Some Stars Saying No to Twitter  —  Whether its about eating ribs in bed, fiscal policy analysis or quips about race relations, it's clear that number of tweet-crazed celebrities is soaring.  —  But some stars are rolling their eyes at the new looky-loo trend.  —  “I'm afraid of the Internet.