Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook  —  The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest was just recalled.  —  Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted minutes.  S.C.H. showed proof of compliance and that was that.  Lindsay didn't show.

Jessica Simpson Forgets Lyrics to Two Songs at Final Concert  —  Jessica Simpson's days on the road are over.  —  The singer, 28, played the last show on her “Bob Your Head Tour” (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif.  —  “I'm just so excited to be here doing this,” …

Rihanna to hit the big screen with ‘Bodyguard’  —  Rihanna may get a bodygaurd - on the big screen.  —  The battered pop star made an impromptu trip to the Big Apple over the weekend to have some meetings about impending projects: one of which is a proposed remake of 1992's Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner flick, “The Bodyguard.”

Creaming for Tom & Gisele  —  With their wedding rings nowhere in sight, newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen flashed their smiles and gorged on ice cream cones in Brazil this weekend.  —  Although Tom didn't run her errands this time, Gisele is still in the driver's seat.  —  See Also

MARY-KATE OLSEN CELEBRATES THE MET  —  It's my favorite alien-witch!!  Mary-Kate Olsen came into the light for the The Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary Gala in New York City last night accompanied by her boyfriend Nate Lowman.  —  Interesting look for M-K, no?

Gwyneth Paltrow Suggests a Trip to the Projects for Joaquin Phoenix  —  Gwenyth Paltrow has some advice for her friend and costar Joaquin Phoenix about new career path: Get some street cred.  —  Popular belief is that Phoenix's saying goodbye to acting and launching a hip-hop career …

Early Twitter Buzz: Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno at SXSW  —  Universal Pictures premiered 22 minutes of footage from Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat follow-up Bruno at SXSW, and judging from the early buzz — Cohen has another monster hit on his hands.  It seems like Bruno is going to be even more controversial and even more offensive.

AVN EXCLUSIVE: JENNA JAMESON GIVES BIRTH TO TITO'S TWINS  —  NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. - Porn superstar Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital, an inside source told AVN.com this morning.  —  Jameson's boyfriend and former UFC champ Tito Ortiz is the father of the twins.

‘MacGyver’ getting revived as feature film  —  New Line developing pic based on ABC's 1985-92 series  —  New Line is using twine, bubble gum and a pencil to throw “MacGyver” into development as a feature film.  —  Raffaella De Laurentiis, daughter of Dino De Laurentiis …

DREW BARRYMORE'S LIPLOCK REVIVAL  —  WILL Drew Barrymore (above) and Justin Long ever make up their minds?  The hard-to-keep-track-of couple, who were most recently on hiatus while promoting their movie, “He's Just Not That Into You,” were spotted locking lips in Los Angeles Thursday night.

Anna Nicole's Shrink Checks Into Jail  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, the psychologist accused of conspiring to fuel Anna Nicole Smith with illegal prescription drugs, is officially behind bars.  —  The doc was booked at Van Nuys Jail at 11:11 AM PST.

Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer  —  Oh Boy!  This is not going to be pretty.  When I think of Brooke Hogan and Pole Dancing good thoughts don't exactly come rushing into my head.  The images that do come to mind are memories from a couple of summers ago when I was in Greece and there was some sort …

Exclusive: Madonna moves in toyboy Jesus Luz  —  Madonna's new boyfriend Jesus Luz has given up his life in Brazil to move in with the superstar singer in New York - just three months after they first met.  —  Jesus has ditched his modelling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with elite agency Ford Models in the Big Apple.

Taylor Swift: I Don't Want to Talk about Sex  —  Taylor Swift has no problems talking about dating - and boys - but don't ask her about sex.  —  “It's fine to talk about love publicly,” the 19-year-old singer tells Allure for its April issue, “but I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly …

Obama to Appear on ‘Tonight Show’  —  President Obama will be making a guest appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Thursday, a White House official said, in a rare personal visit by a commander in chief to late night television.  —  Mr. Obama will swing by the Leno show as part of his trip to southern California.

Tyson is Making a Supermodel … Tyson Beckford is the only Black male model and one of few male models in general to become a household name.  Beckford gained international fame as a Ralph Lauren model in the mid-90s, named one of the “50 Most Beautiful People in the World” by “People” …