Lindsay Lohan: It's “Scary” Being Unemployed  —  Lindsay Lohan — who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me — says she's looking for a job.  —  “It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working.  And I have a house to pay for now.'... and there's …

Exclusive: Octo-Mom: “I Was Lying To Myself”  —  Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman admits, for the first time, that she has been in total denial about what life would be like with 14 children.  In a brutally frank new interview, Nadya tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she was lying to herself.

Fred Durst Looks Back At His Relationship With Britney Spears  —  Limp Bizkit frontman says of Spears, ‘I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did, and my intentions.’  —  Fred Durst is a lot of things, but he's apparently not one to hold a grudge.

VIDEO: Liam Neeson, Vanessa Redgrave Pay Tribute to Natasha Richardson  —  Liam Neeson and Vanessa Redgrave gathered to watch New York City's Broadway lights dim for Natasha Richardson, who died Wednesday after a tragic skiing accident.  —  Joined by actor friends Sarah Jessica Parker …

4 Hours Passed Before Richardson Went to Hospital  —  OTTAWA — The actress Natasha Richardson, who died on Wednesday from a brain hemorrhage after a fall on a beginner's ski slope in Quebec, was not admitted to a hospital until nearly four hours after her accident, according …

Kelly Osbourne Needed Help, Or ‘I Would Die’  —  Three weeks after completing a month-long stay in a rehabilitation center, Kelly Osbourne tells PEOPLE that she's been addicted to painkillers since she was a teenager.  —  “I had my tonsils taken out [at age 13], and they gave me liquid Vicodin …

Suze Orman To Bush: “You Owe The American People Every Penny Of Your Fortune And Your Family's Fortune”  —  In a long profile by WWD's Jacob Bernstein, Suze Orman sounds off on George Bush and blames the ex-president for the financial crisis (near the bottom of the first page):

Elle Macpherson gets ‘Beautiful’ for CW  —  Model-actress will recur on network's drama pilot  —  Supermodel Elle Macpherson is returning to acting with a recurring role on CW's drama pilot “Beautiful Life.”  —  The CBS Par-produced project revolves around a group of models living together in a co-ed residence in New York.

Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet  —  With the latest buzz with LeAnn Rimes and her alleged affairs, TheDirty Army had to do some digging get the real dirty facts.  —  LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual.

MADONNA DUMPS JESUS  —  BABY Jesus is dead just in time for Easter as far as Madonna's concerned - because she's dumped her foetal lover.  —  The final nail in Jesus Luz's cross was when he was caught being fruitier than an obscenely-shaped mango with lingerie model Luciana Costa at a party in his home city of Rio.

A Chris and Rihanna Sex Tape?!  —  Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson have fallen victim to sex tape controversies — is Rihanna next?  Star magazine says a sex tape of Rihanna and BF Chris Brown exists!  Star reports Rihanna, 21, allowed Chris, 19, to record …

Brother of ‘Dark Knight’ director arrested  —  Matthew Nolan wanted in murder  —  The brother of Christopher Nolan — director of the blockbuster “The Dark Knight” — has his own dark tale, law enforcement officials allege.  —  Matthew Francis Nolan, 40, of the South Shore neighborhood …

BOWERY BRA  —  WHEN Beyoncé (above) popped into Patricia Field's Bowery boutique where The Post snapped her emerging from a shopping visit the other day, she wasn't shy about throwing some real money around, recession or not.  Our source reports that “she spent $11,000 in just 20 minutes.”

Indie ‘Peep World’ populating cast  —  Michael C. Hall, Rainn Wilson, Sarah Silverman head to pic  —  A group of comedy and acting talent is joining the dysfunctional-family pic “Peep World.”  —  Michael C. Hall and Ben Schwartz have been cast and Rainn Wilson and Sarah Silverman are in negotiations to star in the indie.

3-D: The Future of Movies  —  The lights dim in the screening room.  Suddenly, the doomed Titanic fills the screen—but not the way I remember in the movie.  The luxury liner is nearly vertical, starting its slide into the black Atlantic, and Leonardo DiCaprio is hanging on for life, just like always.

OctoMommy As Art  —  The artist dude who brought us Brit Brit pushing out SPF, Hillary Clinton's bust, Suri's first s**t, Wonky's autopsoy, Prince Hot Ginge's dead body and Oprah Sarcophagus, has now used OctoCrazy as his muse for his latest work.  —  Daniel Edwards showed off his latest piece …

Vanessa Hudgens Has To Pump It Herself  —  There's no way Zac Efron is going to f**k with the pretty (or his manicure) by pumping gas.  Zac is way too fragile and pristine for that business, so he forced his main homegirl Vanessa Hudgens to get her ass out of the car to fill up her own hole.

T.R. Knight in Car Crash  —  T.R. Knight has another hit on his hands — a three-car accident in Hollywood on Thursday.  —  We're told T.R. was going eastbound on Hollywood Blvd — the other car was going westbound when they collided.  He was not injured, but a man and a woman were taken to the hospital by ambulance.