4 Hours Passed Before Richardson Went to Hospital  —  OTTAWA — The actress Natasha Richardson, who died on Wednesday from a brain hemorrhage after a fall on a beginner's ski slope in Quebec, was not admitted to a hospital until nearly four hours after her accident, according …

Lindsay Lohan: It's “Scary” Being Unemployed  —  Lindsay Lohan — who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me — says she's looking for a job.  —  “It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working.  And I have a house to pay for now.'... and there's …

Exclusive: Octo-Mom: “I Was Lying To Myself”  —  Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman admits, for the first time, that she has been in total denial about what life would be like with 14 children.  In a brutally frank new interview, Nadya tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she was lying to herself.

Fred Durst Looks Back At His Relationship With Britney Spears  —  Limp Bizkit frontman says of Spears, ‘I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did, and my intentions.’  —  Fred Durst is a lot of things, but he's apparently not one to hold a grudge.

Kate Moss Is Going For Some Kind Of Record  —  Kate Moss isn't going to let a pesky thing called “having a child at home” get in the way of her partying until the early morning hours all week.  If momma doesn't get her pussy drunk, she's not happy.  —  The Sun says Kate partied like a Moss …

3-D: The Future of Movies  —  The lights dim in the screening room.  Suddenly, the doomed Titanic fills the screen—but not the way I remember in the movie.  The luxury liner is nearly vertical, starting its slide into the black Atlantic, and Leonardo DiCaprio is hanging on for life, just like always.

Kelly Osbourne Needed Help, Or ‘I Would Die’  —  Three weeks after completing a month-long stay in a rehabilitation center, Kelly Osbourne tells PEOPLE that she's been addicted to painkillers since she was a teenager.  —  “I had my tonsils taken out [at age 13], and they gave me liquid Vicodin …

MADONNA DUMPS JESUS  —  BABY Jesus is dead just in time for Easter as far as Madonna's concerned - because she's dumped her foetal lover.  —  The final nail in Jesus Luz's cross was when he was caught being fruitier than an obscenely-shaped mango with lingerie model Luciana Costa at a party in his home city of Rio.

Kellan Lutz: How Robert Pattinson Gets the Girls  —  Casey Rodgers/Getty Images, Jun Sato/ Getty Images  —  There was a lot of mortal love in the room Friday when Twilight star Kellan Lutz called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show to promote the movie's DVD, which goes on sale just after midnight tonight.

BOWERY BRA  —  WHEN Beyoncé (above) popped into Patricia Field's Bowery boutique where The Post snapped her emerging from a shopping visit the other day, she wasn't shy about throwing some real money around, recession or not.  Our source reports that “she spent $11,000 in just 20 minutes.”

Penelope Cruz vs. Monica Cruz: Battle Of The Hot Sisters  —  This is a tough one, both Monica and Penelope Cruz are hot as hell so putting them up against each other in this battle of the hot sisters breaks my heart.  Penelope has been looking good for years and the two of us have a connection, she doesn't know about it but we do.

Suze Orman To Bush: “You Owe The American People Every Penny Of Your Fortune And Your Family's Fortune”  —  In a long profile by WWD's Jacob Bernstein, Suze Orman sounds off on George Bush and blames the ex-president for the financial crisis (near the bottom of the first page):

Cameron Diaz Has Foil Hanging Hair  —  Cameron Diaz gets hair treatment done at Byron & Stacey Salon in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (March 18).  —  The 36-year-old actress will star with Sofia Vassilieva in My Sister's Keeper.  The movie, which is due out in June, is about a former attorney …

Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet  —  With the latest buzz with LeAnn Rimes and her alleged affairs, TheDirty Army had to do some digging get the real dirty facts.  —  LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual.

OctoMommy As Art  —  The artist dude who brought us Brit Brit pushing out SPF, Hillary Clinton's bust, Suri's first s**t, Wonky's autopsoy, Prince Hot Ginge's dead body and Oprah Sarcophagus, has now used OctoCrazy as his muse for his latest work.  —  Daniel Edwards showed off his latest piece …