Lindsay Lohan: It's “Scary” Being Unemployed  —  Lindsay Lohan — who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me — says she's looking for a job.  —  “It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working.  And I have a house to pay for now.'... and there's …

Exclusive: Octo-Mom: “I Was Lying To Myself”  —  Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman admits, for the first time, that she has been in total denial about what life would be like with 14 children.  In a brutally frank new interview, Nadya tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she was lying to herself.

Fred Durst Looks Back At His Relationship With Britney Spears  —  Limp Bizkit frontman says of Spears, ‘I always stay true to my heart and true to everything I did, and my intentions.’  —  Fred Durst is a lot of things, but he's apparently not one to hold a grudge.

VIDEO: Liam Neeson, Vanessa Redgrave Pay Tribute to Natasha Richardson  —  Liam Neeson and Vanessa Redgrave gathered to watch New York City's Broadway lights dim for Natasha Richardson, who died Wednesday after a tragic skiing accident.  —  Joined by actor friends Sarah Jessica Parker …

4 Hours Passed Before Richardson Went to Hospital  —  OTTAWA — The actress Natasha Richardson, who died on Wednesday from a brain hemorrhage after a fall on a beginner's ski slope in Quebec, was not admitted to a hospital until nearly four hours after her accident, according …

Kelly Osbourne Needed Help, Or ‘I Would Die’  —  Three weeks after completing a month-long stay in a rehabilitation center, Kelly Osbourne tells PEOPLE that she's been addicted to painkillers since she was a teenager.  —  “I had my tonsils taken out [at age 13], and they gave me liquid Vicodin …

Elle Macpherson gets ‘Beautiful’ for CW  —  Model-actress will recur on network's drama pilot  —  Supermodel Elle Macpherson is returning to acting with a recurring role on CW's drama pilot “Beautiful Life.”  —  The CBS Par-produced project revolves around a group of models living together in a co-ed residence in New York.

Suze Orman To Bush: “You Owe The American People Every Penny Of Your Fortune And Your Family's Fortune”  —  In a long profile by WWD's Jacob Bernstein, Suze Orman sounds off on George Bush and blames the ex-president for the financial crisis (near the bottom of the first page):

MADONNA DUMPS JESUS  —  BABY Jesus is dead just in time for Easter as far as Madonna's concerned - because she's dumped her foetal lover.  —  The final nail in Jesus Luz's cross was when he was caught being fruitier than an obscenely-shaped mango with lingerie model Luciana Costa at a party in his home city of Rio.

Exclusive: LeAnn Rimes Ultimate Beard For Her Gay Husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet  —  With the latest buzz with LeAnn Rimes and her alleged affairs, TheDirty Army had to do some digging get the real dirty facts.  —  LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean “Rainbow” Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual.

Hilary Duff Plays Tortured Jersey Girl in New Movie  —  Hilary Duff's character Greta is just plain dramatic.  —  How else do you describe a teen who kicks off a summer visit to her grandparents' with “I want to kill myself”?  Still, there's a few things she plans to do first - including getting a tattoo.

Mariah Carey to buy world's most expensive mansion?  —  Californian estate is worth $125 million  —  Mariah Carey has announced plans to move from New York to California, and if reports today are to be believed, she will be doing it at a cost of $125 million.

Brother of ‘Dark Knight’ director arrested  —  Matthew Nolan wanted in murder  —  The brother of Christopher Nolan — director of the blockbuster “The Dark Knight” — has his own dark tale, law enforcement officials allege.  —  Matthew Francis Nolan, 40, of the South Shore neighborhood …

BOWERY BRA  —  WHEN Beyoncé (above) popped into Patricia Field's Bowery boutique where The Post snapped her emerging from a shopping visit the other day, she wasn't shy about throwing some real money around, recession or not.  Our source reports that “she spent $11,000 in just 20 minutes.”

A Chris and Rihanna Sex Tape?!  —  Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson have fallen victim to sex tape controversies — is Rihanna next?  Star magazine says a sex tape of Rihanna and BF Chris Brown exists!  Star reports Rihanna, 21, allowed Chris, 19, to record …

OctoMommy As Art  —  The artist dude who brought us Brit Brit pushing out SPF, Hillary Clinton's bust, Suri's first s**t, Wonky's autopsoy, Prince Hot Ginge's dead body and Oprah Sarcophagus, has now used OctoCrazy as his muse for his latest work.  —  Daniel Edwards showed off his latest piece …

3-D: The Future of Movies  —  The lights dim in the screening room.  Suddenly, the doomed Titanic fills the screen—but not the way I remember in the movie.  The luxury liner is nearly vertical, starting its slide into the black Atlantic, and Leonardo DiCaprio is hanging on for life, just like always.