Ashton Kutcher Twitters photo of Demi Moore in a bikini  —  Because even a douchebag gets to be a hero at least once, Ashton Kutcher posted this pic of Demi Moore bent over in a bikini on his Twitter account with the following.. tweets?  I don't even know.  Apparently, the term “blog” wasn't retarded enough for some people:

Natasha Richardson Is Laid to Rest Near Her Home  —  Liam Neeson (center), with sons Daniel and Micheal, and Joely Richardson on March 22, 2009  —  Family and friends of Natasha Richardson said their final goodbye to the star of stage and film during a funeral at St. Peter's Church in Millbrook, N.Y., on Sunday.

Exclusive: Zac Efron Quits Paramount Footloose  —  Zac Efron wants to be fancy free, but apparently not footloose.  —  The teen-throb star of Disney's first three “High School Musical” films, has pulled out of Paramount's planned remake of “Footloose,” in an apparent effort to stretch …

Holly Madison: Melissa Rycroft Is My Biggest Threat on DWTS  —  Dancing With the Stars' Holly Madison says she worries most about Melissa Rycroft on the dance floor.  —  “I think the biggest competition is Melissa from The Bachelor,” she told Usmagazine.com Saturday at a bash at Prive Las Vegas.

Matt Lauer Has Accident with Deer  —  Where in the world was Matt Lauer on Monday?  Not on the Today show, due to a weekend incident as he was riding his bicycle, according to his NBC cohort Meredith Vieira.  —  Lauer encountered a deer while he was on the road, said Vieria …

Megan Fox Moves Out  —  Looks like we were onto something last time we told you stunner Megan Fox was done with 90210 dude Brian Austin Green—as the Awful Truth has exclusively disvovered Fox moved out of the posh Hollywood Hills home she shares with Green and into a hotel over the weekend.

Madam Kristin Davis dated Alex Rodriguez and provided him hookers, sources claim  —  A former Manhattan madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers also counted Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez as a customer - and found him so charming she dated him herself for free, former employees of the call-girl agency tell the Daily News.

Mariska Hargitay to Head Back to Work  —  Mariska Hargitay  —  After a nearly three-week absence, Mariska Hargitay is scheduled to return to the set of Law & Order: SVU on Monday, a rep for NBC confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Hargitay, 44, underwent surgery for a partially collapsed lung in early January …

Bruce Willis Says ‘I Do’  —  Talk about a family affair!  —  With ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher among the guests, Bruce Willis said “I do” with model and actress Emma Heming on Saturday, PEOPLE confirms.  —  The small wedding ceremony took place at the actor's home in Parrot Cay, Turks & Caicos.

LiLo's running fast on Sam's cash  —  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are like any other couple: Their domestic squabbles are mainly over money.  —  According to friends of the two, Lindsay's overspending is out of control, and it's putting additional strain on the ladies' already volatile relationship.

Coen brothers to adapt ‘True Grit’  —  New version will stay faithful to Portis' novel  —  As their next film, Joel and Ethan Coen will put their spin on “True Grit,” the iconic Western that won John Wayne an Oscar.  —  Not a traditional remake, the Paramount film will be more faithful …

Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse  —  Watch out normal people, it looks like the new Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman movie is going to be a little cruel.  —  According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for “The Baster” is looking for a “heavy set woman” and a …

DWTS' Steve Wozniak Pulls a Hamstring; Tom Bergeron Sounds Off  —  The Dancing With the Stars injury count keeps going up, and host Tom Bergeron is beginning to think he has something to do with it.  —  “I hope I'm not the cause,” he told us before hosting the Academy of Television Arts …