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8:50 PM ET, March 24, 2009

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E! Online:
Lindsay: “It Would Be Really Nice If People Would Believe in Me”  —  Make no mistake, all that time in the unsolicited spotlight hasn't left Lindsay Lohan unscathed.  —  The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation …
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The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna:
Lindsay Lohan Crashes Her Car
The Superficial:   Lindsay Lohan: 'I don't drink, do drugs or lie.'
Bfred / Complex:
Kim Kardashian Covers The April/May Issue of Complex!  —  In case you couldn't tell from the groundbreaking Kanye West cover story we unveiled yesterday, Complex's April/May 2009 issue is gonna be a doozy.  For the issue's other cover, we knew we had to get a woman who could go toe-to-toe with 'Ye's larger-than-life celebrity.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
The Photoshop Awards: Kim Kardashian's Before & After  —  Complex Magazine posted a pre-Photoshopped picture of Kim Kardassian on their website and Animal NY caught it before it was switched out.  —  These are always f**king fun.  There's a few differences I noticed right away.
Discussion: Jossip, Sandra Rose and Best Week Ever
Josh Grossberg / E! Online:
Amanda Bynes Gets Canned  —  What a Girl Wants is another TV show.  —  With pilot season in gear, Amanda Bynes is taking a time-out from clubbing to return to the small screen to star in Canned, a new ABC comedy about a group of friends who get fired on the same day.
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Cele|bitchy:
Cindy Crawford poses nude in Allure (NSFW photo)  —  43 year-old former supermodel and mother of two Cindy Crawford posed in a nude portrait covered in foam for Allure Magazine's “anti-aging” edition.  Before seeing these pics I thought that the soap would be more strategically placed, but it's not.
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Hollywoodtuna:   Cindy Crawford Nude In Allure Magazine
PopSugar:
Jamie Kennedy Gets a Nice View of Jennifer Love's Bikini Body  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy headed down to Mexico this weekend for a romantic getaway.  Jennifer stayed true to her word as she showed off her bikini body while the couple enjoyed the view from their balcony and took some photos.
Laura Schreffler / NY Daily News:
Madonna's fling with Jesus Luz and her rumored hookup with A-Rod may foil adoption plans  —  Madonna's lifestyle may get in the way of her plans to adopt another child from Africa.  —  Malawi's adoption officials say Madge's sizzling fling with 22-year-old Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz …
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna:
Bridget Marquardt Swimsuit Pictures  —  Here's former ‘Girls Next Door’ and Hugh Hefner arm candy Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show 'Bridget's Sexiest Beaches' wearing the kind of bathing suit you're more likely to see at a strip club than on the beach.
Ted Casablanca / E! Online:
Rob Pattinson's a Dirty Boy—and Not Like That!  —  What do Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves and Robert Pattinson all have in common?  Besides being completely doable, they all share one very yucky habit.  —  We got word from people hotly preparing to work up in Vancouver for New Moon that Rob P. causes quite the commotion on set.
Alissa R / Us Weekly:
Nicole Richie Jokes About Twin Rumors  —  Nicole Richie showed off a growing baby bump at a fundraiser for the Richie-Madden Children's Foundation Monday in Hollywood.  —  Asked about tabloid rumors that she is expecting twins, her beau's brother Benji Madden joked to Usmagazine.com, “She already has twins.”
Telegraph:
Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John Mayer because of his Twitter ‘obsession’  —  Jennifer Aniston has reportedly ended her relationship with musician boyfriend John Mayer because he is obsessed with Twitter, it has been alleged.  —  People claiming to be friends of the actress …
Jose Martinez / NY Daily News:
Hip-hop flop Damon Dash's wife Rachel Roy files for divorce  —  He's got no money, but he sure does have mo' problems.  —  Roc-A-Fella Records and Rocawear co-founder Damon Dash has been slapped with divorce papers by wife Rachel Roy, the Daily News has learned.
Maxine Shen / New York Post:
HUDSON'S SECRETIVE ‘IDOL’ TAPE  —  JENNIFER Hudson is quietly taping her return to “Ameri can Idol” after tomorrow night's show is off the air.  —  After the lights go down on Wednesday's results show, the in-house audience will be treated to an intimate performance by the 27-year-old Oscar winner.
NY Daily News:
Lavigne takes club's best shots & socks it to hubby  —  Avril Lavigne can party like a rock star.  —  The Canadian singer was “getting bombed” at MyHouse in L.A. last weekend, says a spy.  “She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated.
Whitney English / E! Online:
Florida Officials Reexamining Anna Nicole's Death  —  So much for resting in peace.  —  Following the arrests of Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer and doctors, officials in Florida are reexamining the circumstances surrounding her death.  —  Howard K. Stern and Drs. Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich …
Discussion: In Case You Didn't Know and EW.com
PopEater:
Letterman Reveals Wedding on ‘Late Night’  —  And the number one reason Letterman shocked his audience during the taping of Monday's ‘Late Night’ show is... he announced that he had married long-time girlfriend Regina Lasko on Thursday in Choteau, Montana.  —  Usmagazine.com revealed …
Mirror.co.uk:
Rihanna cosies up with Lindsay Lohan ex Wilmer Valderrama  —  If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she's going the right way about it.  —  She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Aniston  —  According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/Orko from He-Man hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today to go shoot that movie about a bitch who makes love to a turkey baster or something.
MSNBC:
Lohan dings her new $100,000 Maserati  —  Actress reportedly visibly upset after assistant bumps another car  —  GLENDALE, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan's brand new Maserati has reportedly been damaged just two weeks after she bought it.  According to RadarOnline, the actress was involved in a minor traffic accident Monday night.
Harriet Ryan / Los Angeles Times:
Lawyers surround Britney Spears  —  At least $2.7 million in attorneys' fees and costs have been paid since a judge ruled the singer was not competent to manage her life and music empire, court papers show.  —  Onstage at her “Circus” tour, Britney Spears is the boss.
The Superficial:
The Superficial presents ‘Wait.  WTF is That?’  —  Welcome to The Superficial's latest caption gallery showcasing celebs who are flawed human beings just like you guys.  As for me, I'm what they call “man gorgeous,” and there's also a pretty good chance I'm a centaur.  Minus the horse.
Dave Karger / EW.com:
Paul Rudd: What's Not to Love?  —  “I Love You, Man” is the latest from the “40 Year Old Virgin” and “Knocked Up” actor  —  Some actors can tell they're becoming more famous when their paychecks begin sporting an extra zero or two.  Others know it when paparazzi start camping outside their houses.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and Socialite Life
Johnny Dodd / People.com:
Octuplets' Mom Fires Nannies, Blames Gloria Allred  —  Nadya Suleman  —  Nadya Suleman essentially said “thanks, but no thanks” to the non-profit group Angels in Waiting Monday when the octuplets' mother informed them that their free-of-charge infant-care services were no longer needed.
Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Real Housewives Star: I Can Make Oprah Thin  —  Listen up, Oprah.  —  The Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel says she can help you lose those pesky pounds and keep them off.  —  The trick?  —  Her new book, Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting.
Discussion: Fox News and I'm Not Obsessed
X17 Online:
Brit Makes Out With Backup Dancer, Fan Tells X17online!!!  —  Holy K-Fed!  After a show in Montreal, Brit headed to an after-party with her crew, where, one fan tells X17online, she was spotted making out with a backup dancer!!!  Hey, I guess you stick with what you know, right?  Says the fan:
Discussion: Hollyscoop
Kate Spencer / Scandalist:
Tila's Ex Courtenay Semel Checks Into Rehab  —  Courtenay Semel, best known for seducing Lindsay Lohan long before Sam Ronson and for her Emmy-nominated work* on E!'s Filthy Rich Cattle Drive, has checked into rehab.  Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and ex-girlfriend of Tila Tequila …
Discussion: Defamer - Gawker and New York Post
 
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