Octuplets' Mom Fires Nannies, Blames Gloria Allred  —  Nadya Suleman  —  Nadya Suleman essentially said “thanks, but no thanks” to the non-profit group Angels in Waiting Monday when the octuplets' mother informed them that their free-of-charge infant-care services were no longer needed.

David Letterman Ties the Knot!  —  David Letterman and his longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko, have gotten hitched, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The couple tied the knot in a courthouse ceremony Thursday, a witness at the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show tells Us.

Lindsay: “It Would Be Really Nice If People Would Believe in Me”  —  Make no mistake, all that time in the unsolicited spotlight hasn't left Lindsay Lohan unscathed.  —  The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation …

Hip-hop flop Damon Dash's wife Rachel Roy files for divorce  —  He's got no money, but he sure does have mo' problems.  —  Roc-A-Fella Records and Rocawear co-founder Damon Dash has been slapped with divorce papers by wife Rachel Roy, the Daily News has learned.

Nicole Richie Jokes About Twin Rumors  —  Nicole Richie showed off a growing baby bump at a fundraiser for the Richie-Madden Children's Foundation Monday in Hollywood.  —  Asked about tabloid rumors that she is expecting twins, her beau's brother Benji Madden joked to Usmagazine.com, “She already has twins.”

The Superficial presents ‘Wait.  WTF is That?’  —  Welcome to The Superficial's latest gallery showcasing celebs whore are flawed human beings just like you guys.  As for me, I'm what they call “man gorgeous,” and there's a pretty good chance I'm a centaur.  Minus the horse.

Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John Mayer because of his Twitter ‘obsession’  —  Jennifer Aniston has reportedly ended her relationship with musician boyfriend John Mayer because he is obsessed with Twitter, it has been alleged.  —  People claiming to be friends of the actress …

Lawyers surround Britney Spears  —  At least $2.7 million in attorneys' fees and costs have been paid since a judge ruled the singer was not competent to manage her life and music empire, court papers show.  —  Onstage at her “Circus” tour, Britney Spears is the boss.

Cindy Crawford poses nude in Allure (NSFW photo)  —  43 year-old former supermodel and mother of two Cindy Crawford posed in a nude portrait covered in foam for Allure Magazine's “anti-aging” edition.  Before seeing these pics I thought that the soap would be more strategically placed, but it's not.

Anne Hathaway to Pull Double Judy Garland Duty  —  AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill, Warner Bros. Pictures  —  A star has already been born, but apparently Anne Hathaway's Oscar-nominated role as a tempestuous recovering addict in Rachel Getting Married was just a warm-up.

HUDSON'S SECRETIVE ‘IDOL’ TAPE  —  JENNIFER Hudson is quietly taping her return to “Ameri can Idol” after tomorrow night's show is off the air.  —  After the lights go down on Wednesday's results show, the in-house audience will be treated to an intimate performance by the 27-year-old Oscar winner.

Rihanna cosies up with Lindsay Lohan ex Wilmer Valderrama  —  If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she's going the right way about it.  —  She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday.

Caught in the Act!  —  • Kevin Federline, celebrating his 31st birthday with girlfriend Victoria Prince at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York's Meatpacking district.  Hurrying to his private table in the back, Federline (whose birthday was March 21) spent his night dancing and kissing Prince, always keeping her in reach.

Madonna's fling with Jesus Luz and her rumored hookup with A-Rod may foil adoption plans  —  Madonna's lifestyle may get in the way of her plans to adopt another child from Africa.  —  Malawi's adoption officials say Madge's sizzling fling with 22-year-old Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz …

Cube Candy  —  Chris Brown visits Mac Mall and puts a ‘Lid’ on it  —  Despite being in trouble with the law for his alleged beating of Rihanna, Chris Brown still makes time to shop - at “Lids” at the Mac Mall.  The under-siege singer bought 10 hats from the store “Lids” on Saturday, according to Radaronline.com.

Lindsay — It's Only a Car... No Really  —  Lindsay Lohan's bad luck continues ... her new, $115,000 Maserati Quattroporte was smashed up some, courtesy of her assistant.  —  P.S. Linds ... it's illegal in California to drive without a front license plate.  Then again, that's the least of your problems.