Valerie Bertinelli Back in Bikini for 49th Birthday!  —  The night before Valerie Bertinelli prepared to step out in public wearing a bikini - for the first time in nearly 30 years! - she found herself unable to sleep.  As her mind raced with insecurity ("I thought, Am I really going to do this?

Beyonce's Rep: Dress Made Her Look Curvy  —  Beyonce's rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.  —  After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I ... Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves ("Why does she look so deformed?" one quipped).

Kobe's Maid Sues — It Was the Crappiest Job Ever  —  Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive — even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.

MGM gets its ‘Stooges’  —  Penn, Carrey, Del Toro part of studio's plan  —  MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.”  —  Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans …

Gloria Allred Lashes Out at Octuplet Mom: Babies Are in Danger  —  On Wednesday's Today show, Gloria Allred — an attorney for Angels in Waiting, which had provided a free nanny service to Nadya Suleman — lashed at the octuplet mother, claiming she only cares about her babies “when the cameras are rolling.”

Natasha Richardson's Organs Donated After Her Death  —  As the loved ones of Natasha Richardson continue to mourn, a family decision made in the wake of the Tony-winning actress's sudden death March 18 has brought a measure of comfort: After Richardson was taken off life support …

HOW BRUCE PICKED HIS BRIDE  —  BRUCE Willis, 54, and his new wife, Emma Heming, 30, didn't meet through friends, as his pals have insisted in fact, the superstar actor hand-picked her as a perfect stranger.  —  An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ …

EXCLUSIVE: Isaiah Washington To Be Evicted  —  Is it the curse of Grey's Anatomy?  T.R. Knight was in a car crash, show alum Kate Walsh is still smarting from her divorce, and now Isaiah Washington may be forced out of his Los Angeles home.  —  In unlawful detainer papers filed on March 24 …

Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy On Their Difficult ‘Dancing’ Relationship  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Denise Richards said goodbye to “Dancing With the Stars” on Wednesday night, alongside professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy .  But, after all the footage shown of the pair during …

Prince Harry Is an Undercover Lothario  —  Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry  —  That black-haired mystery man Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been spending so much time with lately isn't the new love in her life.  Quite the opposite, in fact: The mystery man is Prince Harry himself.

‘Violent sex’ ad led to murder of WABC newsman George Weber, confesses teen: Cops  —  The troubled teenager accused of stabbing WABC newsman George Weber during drug-fueled rough sex is a 16-year-old Satan-loving sadomasochist with a knife fetish.  —  John Katehis, who is just 16 and lives …

Rob Pattinson Injured on ‘New Moon’ Set!!!  —  Take a deep breath Pattz-addicts, Rob is okay!  But there were a few tense moments on the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon when Pattinson was hit in the head with a piece of flying metal.  According to The National Enquirer …

Laguna Beach Babe Caught Up in Cocaine Bust  —  This was not just another day at the Beach.  —  Alex Murrel, who rose to fame as a castmember on MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, had her rented house in the O.C. visited by police last week, who busted her Peruvian boyfriend …

Kim Kardashian stars in another porno.  Sort of.  —  The whole Kardashian clan is getting ready to sue the pants off Hustler for their latest spoof “Keeping it Up For the KardASSians”, according to TMZ.  You'd think these people would embrace another porno considering their entire relevancy is based off of one.

Yup, Octomom Was A Stripper  —  Nadya Suleman certainly brings the crazy to the table, so we're not really that shocked to learn that she accepted money in exchange for showing off her goodies!  Octomom tells the National Enquirer: “[When I was 18] I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home.

Tyson Beckford: Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have “the Focus” to Be a Model  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't quite ready to walk down the catwalk, says Tyson Beckford.  —  In a recent Nylon magazine interview, Lohan admitted she is looking for work and would love to “sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more... That's fun for me.”

1500 More Reasons to Hate OctoMom  —  This is just getting out of hand — OctoMom just blew another $1500 on clothes ... for herself..  —  We're told Nadya Suleman went on a major shopping spree yesterday at BeBe Sport — which isn't a baby brand, it's a pricey adult one!

Robert Pattinson eyeing ‘Memoirs’  —  Summit courting ‘Twilight’ star for new project  —  Robert Pattinson, who proved his romantic appeal in Summit's “Twilight,” may play another star-crossed lover in a new project called “Memoirs” that Summit is currently assembling.

Fla. prosecutors giving Anna Nicole case new look  —  FORT LAUDERDALE — The Broward County State Attorney's Office says it is giving the death of Anna Nicole Smith a fresh look.  —  The inquiry comes just weeks after Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend and two doctors were arrested on charges …