Valerie Bertinelli Back in Bikini for 49th Birthday!  —  The night before Valerie Bertinelli prepared to step out in public wearing a bikini - for the first time in nearly 30 years! - she found herself unable to sleep.  As her mind raced with insecurity ("I thought, Am I really going to do this?

Gloria Allred Lashes Out at Octuplet Mom: Babies Are in Danger  —  On Wednesday's Today show, Gloria Allred — an attorney for Angels in Waiting, which had provided a free nanny service to Nadya Suleman — lashed at the octuplet mother, claiming she only cares about her babies “when the cameras are rolling.”

Kobe's Maid Sues — It Was the Crappiest Job Ever  —  Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive — even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.

HOW BRUCE PICKED HIS BRIDE  —  BRUCE Willis, 54, and his new wife, Emma Heming, 30, didn't meet through friends, as his pals have insisted in fact, the superstar actor hand-picked her as a perfect stranger.  —  An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ …

Beyonce's Rep: Dress Made Her Look Curvy  —  Beyonce's rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.  —  After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I ... Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves ("Why does she look so deformed?" one quipped).

EXCLUSIVE: Isaiah Washington To Be Evicted  —  Is it the curse of Grey's Anatomy?  T.R. Knight was in a car crash, show alum Kate Walsh is still smarting from her divorce, and now Isaiah Washington may be forced out of his Los Angeles home.  —  In unlawful detainer papers filed on March 24 …

MGM gets its ‘Stooges’  —  Penn, Carrey, Del Toro part of studio's plan  —  MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.”  —  Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans …

Prince Harry Is an Undercover Lothario  —  Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry  —  That black-haired mystery man Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been spending so much time with lately isn't the new love in her life.  Quite the opposite, in fact: The mystery man is Prince Harry himself.

Natasha Richardson's Organs Donated After Her Death  —  As the loved ones of Natasha Richardson continue to mourn, a family decision made in the wake of the Tony-winning actress's sudden death March 18 has brought a measure of comfort: After Richardson was taken off life support …

‘Violent sex’ ad led to murder of WABC newsman George Weber, confesses teen: Cops  —  The troubled teenager accused of stabbing WABC newsman George Weber during drug-fueled rough sex is a 16-year-old Satan-loving sadomasochist with a knife fetish.  —  John Katehis, who is just 16 and lives …

DWTS' Denise Richards: “I Didn't Think I Was Going”  —  Denise Richards tells Usmagazine.com she wasn't expecting to be given the boot on Tuesday's Dancing With the Stars.  —  Due to their low scores Monday, Richards and Holly Madison ended up in the bottom two and were forced to take part …

Kim Kardashian stars in another porno.  Sort of.  —  The whole Kardashian clan is getting ready to sue the pants off Hustler for their latest spoof “Keeping it Up For the KardASSians”, according to TMZ.  You'd think these people would embrace another porno considering their entire relevancy is based off of one.

Rob Pattinson Injured on ‘New Moon’ Set!!!  —  Take a deep breath Pattz-addicts, Rob is okay!  But there were a few tense moments on the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon when Pattinson was hit in the head with a piece of flying metal.  According to The National Enquirer …

Yup, Octomom Was A Stripper  —  Nadya Suleman certainly brings the crazy to the table, so we're not really that shocked to learn that she accepted money in exchange for showing off her goodies!  Octomom tells the National Enquirer: “[When I was 18] I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home.

David Letterman Reveals the “Top 10” Reasons Why He Finally Wed  —  What made David Letterman finally get hitched to girlfriend Regina Lasko after 23 years of dating?  —  On his Late Show Tuesday, he presented the “Top 10 Reasons I Got Married” list:  —  10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.

Robert Pattinson eyeing ‘Memoirs’  —  Summit courting ‘Twilight’ star for new project  —  Robert Pattinson, who proved his romantic appeal in Summit's “Twilight,” may play another star-crossed lover in a new project called “Memoirs” that Summit is currently assembling.

Fla. prosecutors giving Anna Nicole case new look  —  FORT LAUDERDALE — The Broward County State Attorney's Office says it is giving the death of Anna Nicole Smith a fresh look.  —  The inquiry comes just weeks after Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend and two doctors were arrested on charges …

Jim Carrey Movie ‘Too Gay’ For Release?  —  Crazily enough, the movie I Love You, Phillip Morris, in which Jim Carrey plays a real-life man who's mad for the title character portrayed by Ewan McGregor, might not get a theatrical release in the US because people are too squeamish about a gay sex scene in it.