MGM gets its ‘Stooges’  —  Penn, Carrey, Del Toro part of studio's plan  —  MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.”  —  Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans …

Valerie Bertinelli Back in Bikini for 49th Birthday!  —  The night before Valerie Bertinelli prepared to step out in public wearing a bikini - for the first time in nearly 30 years! - she found herself unable to sleep.  As her mind raced with insecurity ("I thought, Am I really going to do this?

Beyonce's Rep: Dress Made Her Look Curvy  —  Beyonce's rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.  —  After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I ... Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves ("Why does she look so deformed?" one quipped).

Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy On Their Difficult ‘Dancing’ Relationship  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Denise Richards said goodbye to “Dancing With the Stars” on Wednesday night, alongside professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy .  But, after all the footage shown of the pair during …

EXCLUSIVE: Isaiah Washington To Be Evicted  —  Is it the curse of Grey's Anatomy?  T.R. Knight was in a car crash, show alum Kate Walsh is still smarting from her divorce, and now Isaiah Washington may be forced out of his Los Angeles home.  —  In unlawful detainer papers filed on March 24 …

Kobe's Maid Sues — It Was the Crappiest Job Ever  —  Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive — even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.

Gloria Allred Lashes Out at Octuplet Mom: Babies Are in Danger  —  On Wednesday's Today show, Gloria Allred — an attorney for Angels in Waiting, which had provided a free nanny service to Nadya Suleman — lashed at the octuplet mother, claiming she only cares about her babies “when the cameras are rolling.”

Natasha Richardson's Organs Donated After Her Death  —  As the loved ones of Natasha Richardson continue to mourn, a family decision made in the wake of the Tony-winning actress's sudden death March 18 has brought a measure of comfort: After Richardson was taken off life support …

HOW BRUCE PICKED HIS BRIDE  —  BRUCE Willis, 54, and his new wife, Emma Heming, 30, didn't meet through friends, as his pals have insisted in fact, the superstar actor hand-picked her as a perfect stranger.  —  An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ …

Prince Harry Is an Undercover Lothario  —  Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry  —  That black-haired mystery man Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been spending so much time with lately isn't the new love in her life.  Quite the opposite, in fact: The mystery man is Prince Harry himself.

‘Violent sex’ ad led to murder of WABC newsman George Weber, confesses teen: Cops  —  The troubled teenager accused of stabbing WABC newsman George Weber during drug-fueled rough sex is a 16-year-old Satan-loving sadomasochist with a knife fetish.  —  John Katehis, who is just 16 and lives …

Tyson Beckford: Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have “the Focus” to Be a Model  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't quite ready to walk down the catwalk, says Tyson Beckford.  —  In a recent Nylon magazine interview, Lohan admitted she is looking for work and would love to “sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more... That's fun for me.”

1500 More Reasons to Hate OctoMom  —  This is just getting out of hand — OctoMom just blew another $1500 on clothes ... for herself..  —  We're told Nadya Suleman went on a major shopping spree yesterday at BeBe Sport — which isn't a baby brand, it's a pricey adult one!

Laguna Beach Babe Caught Up in Cocaine Bust  —  This was not just another day at the Beach.  —  Alex Murrel, who rose to fame as a castmember on MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, had her rented house in the O.C. visited by police last week, who busted her Peruvian boyfriend …

Natalie Portman ‘intrigued’ by Ryan Gosling  —  He's wooing her with text messages, books since meeting at L.A. nightclub  —  They're keeping it very hush-hush, but I understand Natalie Portman is “intrigued” by Ryan Gosling, who has been actively wooing her since the couple met recently at an L.A. nightclub.

‘Idol’ Group Numbers: Not So Live After All  —  LOS ANGELES — Watch closely, America.  Your Idols may be lip-synching.  —  A spokesman for the producers of “American Idol” said as much on Wednesday, after assertions by a former “American Idol” contestant that the weekly group numbers …

Justin Timberlake exclusive: The singer on his new album (or lack thereof) and current iPod favorites  —  Justin Timberlake fans, don't hold your breath waiting for a new album.  Timberlake, whose last disc, FutureSex/LoveSounds, came out in 2006, tells EW that he's “not working” on new music right now.

Tom Hanks circles ‘Major’ toy story  —  Universal developing live-action ‘Matt Mason’  —  Universal will develop “Major Matt Mason,” a live-action feature based on the vintage Mattel action figure.  Pic will be developed as a star vehicle for Tom Hanks, and Graham Yost will write the script.

Anna Faris Breasts Are Huge In Arena  —  I don't remember Anna Faris' breasts being this big and if they aren't that's one of the best displays of foolery ever!  Even better than those Paris Hilton's magical boobie tricks.  Here she is in the latest issue of ‘Arena’ with what may or may not be the best set of tits in the business.

Rob Pattinson Injured on ‘New Moon’ Set!!!  —  Take a deep breath Pattz-addicts, Rob is okay!  But there were a few tense moments on the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon when Pattinson was hit in the head with a piece of flying metal.  According to The National Enquirer …

Hilary Duff: Just The Way I Like Her  —  Here's the always lovely Hilary Duff filming scenes for an upcoming episode of ‘Law and Order SVU’ in Harlem the other day.  They obviously need more viewers if they're bringing in Hilary, I guess Ice-T just doesn't cut it anymore.

Kim Kardashian stars in another porno.  Sort of.  —  The whole Kardashian clan is getting ready to sue the pants off Hustler for their latest spoof “Keeping it Up For the KardASSians”, according to TMZ.  You'd think these people would embrace another porno considering their entire relevancy is based off of one.

Zac Efron ready for new ‘Life’  —  Actor in talks for ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ adaptation  —  Zac Efron is negotiating to re-team with “17 Again” director Burr Steers on an adaptation of the novel “The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud.”  —  The film will likely be the next for Efron, who just ankled Paramount's “Footloose” remake.