Yes, I am complex!  —  So everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.  This blog even went to the trouble to make an animation of the before and after.

Gun-Toting Shawn Johnson Fan Arrested  —  A man claiming he was “meant to be” with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of “Dancing With the Stars” — and cops say he had two loaded guns and duct tape in his car.

Anna Faris Breasts Are Huge In Arena  —  I don't remember Anna Faris' breasts being this big and if they aren't that's one of the best displays of foolery ever!  Even better than those Paris Hilton's magical boobie tricks.  Here she is in the latest issue of ‘Arena’ with what may or may not be the best set of tits in the business.

MGM gets its ‘Stooges’  —  Penn, Carrey, Del Toro part of studio's plan  —  MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.”  —  Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans …

Valerie Bertinelli Back in Bikini for 49th Birthday!  —  The night before Valerie Bertinelli prepared to step out in public wearing a bikini - for the first time in nearly 30 years! - she found herself unable to sleep.  As her mind raced with insecurity ("I thought, Am I really going to do this?

Fired Nanny: Octuplets' Mom Doesn't Care for Her Kids  —  Nadya Suleman  —  Talk about she said-she said!  —  The war of words between Nadya Suleman and the volunteer nannies she dismissed March 23 took a heated turn on The Dr. Phil Show Wednesday when one from the group Angels …

Natasha Richardson's Organs Donated After Her Death  —  As the loved ones of Natasha Richardson continue to mourn, a family decision made in the wake of the Tony-winning actress's sudden death March 18 has brought a measure of comfort: After Richardson was taken off life support …

Beyonce's Rep: Dress Made Her Look Curvy  —  Beyonce's rep is firing back at critics who have said the singer, 27, has packed on pounds.  —  After Beyonce was photographed in NYC March 8 for her I ... Am tour in a Thierry Mugler couture dress, online commenters blasted her curves ("Why does she look so deformed?" one quipped).

EXCLUSIVE: Isaiah Washington To Be Evicted  —  Is it the curse of Grey's Anatomy?  T.R. Knight was in a car crash, show alum Kate Walsh is still smarting from her divorce, and now Isaiah Washington may be forced out of his Los Angeles home.  —  In unlawful detainer papers filed on March 24 …

Dear Sarah Larson, This Is How It's Done  —  Bruce Willis married baby model Emma Hemming this past weekend in the Turks & Caicos and it sounds like their romance was taken from a page out of Tommy Girl's handbook.  Bruce's whores are saying the two met through friends …

Exclusive: A Look At Platinum Dunes Nightmare on Elm Street!  —  El Mayimbe here...  So the question that has been on everybody's mind, is Platinum Dunes Freddy a child molester?  —  Tune in below to find out in our latest First Look episode as I was able to take a peek at the draft …

Marg Helgenberger Files for Divorce  —  Marg Helgenberger, the star of “CSI,” is going back on the singles market — the actress officially filed for divorce from her husband, Alan Rosenberg.  —  In divorce papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Helgenberger cited irreconcilable differences …

Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy On Their Difficult ‘Dancing’ Relationship  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Denise Richards said goodbye to “Dancing With the Stars” on Wednesday night, alongside professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy .  But, after all the footage shown of the pair during …

Tyson Beckford: Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have “the Focus” to Be a Model  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't quite ready to walk down the catwalk, says Tyson Beckford.  —  In a recent Nylon magazine interview, Lohan admitted she is looking for work and would love to “sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more... That's fun for me.”

Justin Timberlake exclusive: The singer on his new album (or lack thereof) and current iPod favorites  —  Justin Timberlake fans, don't hold your breath waiting for a new album.  Timberlake, whose last disc, FutureSex/LoveSounds, came out in 2006, tells EW that he's “not working” on new music right now.

Kobe's Maid Sues — It Was the Crappiest Job Ever  —  Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive — even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.

Teen Slay Suspect's Satanic MySpace Page  —  The 16-year-old who's confessed to killing radio newsman George Weber — identified as John Katehis by the New York Post — used MySpace to profess his love for sex, violence, knives and Satanism.  —  On his MySpace page, he warns that “if you disrespect me, then I will break your neck.”

Prince Harry Is an Undercover Lothario  —  Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry  —  That black-haired mystery man Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been spending so much time with lately isn't the new love in her life.  Quite the opposite, in fact: The mystery man is Prince Harry himself.

‘Idol’ Group Numbers: Not So Live After All  —  LOS ANGELES — Watch closely, America.  Your Idols may be lip-synching.  —  A spokesman for the producers of “American Idol” said as much on Wednesday, after assertions by a former “American Idol” contestant that the weekly group numbers …

Natalie Portman ‘intrigued’ by Ryan Gosling  —  He's wooing her with text messages, books since meeting at L.A. nightclub  —  They're keeping it very hush-hush, but I understand Natalie Portman is “intrigued” by Ryan Gosling, who has been actively wooing her since the couple met recently at an L.A. nightclub.

Paris' boyfriend wants kids  —  Nicole's longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she's serious with The Hills' Doug Reinhardt.  “Paris would make a great mom — she's my Angel Princess.  I'd love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA's MyHouse on March 20.