DWTS' Holly Madison Injured With a Possible Broken Rib  —  Holly Madison is the latest Dancing With the Star competitor to get injured!  —  “She hurt herself last week while getting ready for the samba,” Madison's rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.  “There were lots of throws involved.

Shawn Johnson's Alleged Stalker  —  TMZ has obtained photos of Robert O'Ryan — the man accused of stalking Shawn Johnson.  You will see him in court shortly, and he now looks more like Charles Manson than the clean cut dude you're looking at.  —  O'Ryan, 34, was arrested Tuesday morning …

Madonna Files Adoption Papers for Second Malawian Child  —  Madonna is trying to adopt another child from the impoverished African country of Malawi.  —  An official at the Malawi welfare department confirms to the Associated Press that the singer, 50, has filed adoption papers.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Discovers He Has a 4-Year-Old Son  —  Denny Duquette is suddenly a daddy!  —  Former Grey's Anatomy star Jeffrey Dean Morgan, 42, recently found out that he has a child with actress/producer Sherrie Rose, Us Weekly reveals in its newest issue.

Lindsay Lohan's New Movie Goes Straight to Cable  —  Lindsay Lohan got some reel bad news this week: Her new movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.  —  The film's production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS THINNING OUT  —  SAY it ain't so, ScarJo!  Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves.  Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon's “Tribute to Film” soiree at London's Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who's married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.

Alfie, You Are NOT The Father!!!!!!!  —  Little Alfie Patten, the 12-year-old with a face like a fetus, made all the headlines over the UK after it was reported that his infant sperm made a baby! 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman told Alfie that she was knocked up with their baby after he drove his car into her garage for the first time.

Britney's desperate texts to ex  —  LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her.  —  The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father.

STUCK AT HOME  —  PARTY animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson (above) and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle.  An insider told Page Six, “Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks.  He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home.  It's just not working.”

Gwyneth Paltrow to design her own collection for autumn/winter 09.  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has collaborated on the designs for a capsule collection - ZOEtee's Loves Gwyneth - with the French label ZOEtee's, famous for super-soft jerseywear and versatile separates.

The Bachelor's Jason Visits Molly in Her Hometown  —  It's been nearly a month since The Bachelor's Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney inspired shock and outrage by rekindling their romance on national TV — at the expense of Jason's jilted fiancée Melissa Rycroft.  —  So how is the couple doing now?

Rihanna Gets Gun Tattoo on Rib Cage  —  Rihanna, who was allegedly battered by boyfriend Chris Brown, has apparently gotten a gun tattoo etched across her ribcage.  —  According to Los Angeles-based tattoo artist BangBang, the 21-year-old singer — who often wears a miniature gun pendant necklace …

Vikki Blows Topless Pictures Get Me Loaded  —  Oh.  My.  God.  If these aren't the hottest, most incredible Vikki Blows topless pictures ever, I don't know what are.  This girl is absolute perfection in my book, and I can't believe that she actually takes her clothes off for a living.

CLORIS BARES HER STEAMY SIDE  —  CLORIS Leachman is 82, but the spry, Oscar-winning actress — who recently hoofed it on “Dancing with the Stars” — hasn't forgotten the hot hookups and wild flirtations of her younger days.  —  In her new memoir, “Cloris,” out next week from Kensington …

EXCLUSIVE: Canadian Mounties Called in To Protect Robert Pattinson  —  When you have the biggest heartthrob of the year on your hands, you have to do everything in your power to protect him.  Producers of New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, have called in some serious reinforcement …

Mugler for Beyoncé: Woman Meets Warrior  —  “The duality between being a woman and a warrior.”  —  That's the spirit Thierry Mugler wanted to capture with the costumes he designed for Beyoncé's upcoming world tour, and from the look of these illustrations, he succeeded.

Padma Lakshmi Sexing Up A Cheeseburger  —  Isn't this how you eat a cheeseburger?  You sit on a stoop, hike up your dress, spread your legs and devour that thing like it was a 9" dick.  Just like a dick, that cheeseburger won't tell you it loves you, won't f**king touch your ass afterwards …

Tony Parker ‘Over’ Eva Longoria's Sex Symbol Status  —  Tony Parker ‘Over’ Eva Longoria's Sex Symbol Status and She Officially Announces She's Done With Lesbian Lip-Locks  —  Eva Longoria has earned almost every physically-fabulous honor that there is in showbiz over the years …

Ryan Gosling Arrives a Bit Late For St. Patrick's Day  —  Ryan Gosling modeled yet another piece from his cut-out neck t-shirt collection stopping by a falafel place in LA yesterday.  Gosling didn't end up bringing his band Dead Man's Bones to SXSW in Austin after all, which probably left …

Local Authorities Searching For Flo Rida's Tour Bus  —  It involves a shocking allegation involving a popular hip hop artist who was in town for a CD signing.  —  Lexington Police are now searching for Flo Rida's tour bus in several states on allegations of animal cruelty.

Britney Crew Members Arrested!  —  Britney Spears' roadies are causing trouble.  And getting arrested!  —  As you know, BritBrit is currently on tour, and she is set to perform in Pittsburgh's Mellon Arena on Friday night.  So, naturally, her crew is in town to set everything up.

John Mayer Twitters his ‘mankini’  —  Confirming he has the Twitter addiction of a 13-year-old girl on speed, John Mayer tweeted about the upcoming cruise he's hosting in Mexico on Friday where he plans on wearing his infamous mankini above: … I'm trying to think of a word to describe …

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘House,’ ‘Smallville,’ 'Grey's,' ‘24,’ ‘Ugly Betty,’ ‘Housewives,’ ‘Bones,’ ‘Big Love,’ ‘Lost,’ ‘The Office,’ and more!  —  Question: I'm so excited about the return of Chase and Cameron on House!  Do you have any insider info on what they'll be doing?  —Leigh