DWTS' Holly Madison Injured With a Possible Broken Rib  —  Holly Madison is the latest Dancing With the Star competitor to get injured!  —  “She hurt herself last week while getting ready for the samba,” Madison's rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.  “There were lots of throws involved.

Shawn Johnson's Alleged Stalker  —  TMZ has obtained photos of Robert O'Ryan — the man accused of stalking Shawn Johnson.  You will see him in court shortly, and he now looks more like Charles Manson than the clean cut dude you're looking at.  —  O'Ryan, 34, was arrested Tuesday morning …

Britney's desperate texts to ex  —  LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her.  —  The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Discovers He Has a 4-Year-Old Son  —  Denny Duquette is suddenly a daddy!  —  Former Grey's Anatomy star Jeffrey Dean Morgan, 42, recently found out that he has a child with actress/producer Sherrie Rose, Us Weekly reveals in its newest issue.

Alfie, You Are NOT The Father!!!!!!!  —  Little Alfie Patten, the 12-year-old with a face like a fetus, made all the headlines over the UK after it was reported that his infant sperm made a baby! 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman told Alfie that she was knocked up with their baby after he drove his car into her garage for the first time.

Madonna Files Adoption Papers for Second Malawian Child  —  Madonna is trying to adopt another child from the impoverished African country of Malawi.  —  An official at the Malawi welfare department confirms to the Associated Press that the singer, 50, has filed adoption papers.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS THINNING OUT  —  SAY it ain't so, ScarJo!  Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves.  Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon's “Tribute to Film” soiree at London's Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who's married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.

Rihanna shows off her guns  —  The Umbrella hitmaker had these handgun tattoos etched on her ribcage this week by LA-based tattoo artist BangBang.  —  She initially wanted the tatts on the top of her arms and had them drawn on to see what they would look like.

Mugler for Beyoncé: Woman Meets Warrior  —  “The duality between being a woman and a warrior.”  —  That's the spirit Thierry Mugler wanted to capture with the costumes he designed for Beyoncé's upcoming world tour, and from the look of these illustrations, he succeeded.

Lindsay Lohan's New Movie Goes Straight to Cable  —  Lindsay Lohan got some reel bad news this week: Her new movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.  —  The film's production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009.

Vikki Blows Topless Pictures Get Me Loaded  —  Oh.  My.  God.  If these aren't the hottest, most incredible Vikki Blows topless pictures ever, I don't know what are.  This girl is absolute perfection in my book, and I can't believe that she actually takes her clothes off for a living.

Gwyneth Paltrow to design her own collection for autumn/winter 09.  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has collaborated on the designs for a capsule collection - ZOEtee's Loves Gwyneth - with the French label ZOEtee's, famous for super-soft jerseywear and versatile separates.

$150M buys you late TV producer's L.A. mansion  —  LOS ANGELES - The widow of producer Aaron Spelling is placing “The Manor” in the exclusive Holmby Hills neighborhood on the market for a jaw-dropping $150 million, making it by far the most expensive home for sale in the U.S.

Padma Lakshmi Sexing Up A Cheeseburger  —  Isn't this how you eat a cheeseburger?  You sit on a stoop, hike up your dress, spread your legs and devour that thing like it was a 9" dick.  Just like a dick, that cheeseburger won't tell you it loves you, won't f**king touch your ass afterwards …

John Mayer Twitters his ‘mankini’  —  Confirming he has the Twitter addiction of a 13-year-old girl on speed, John Mayer tweeted about the upcoming cruise he's hosting in Mexico on Friday where he plans on wearing his infamous mankini above: … I'm trying to think of a word to describe …

The Bachelor's Jason Visits Molly in Her Hometown  —  It's been nearly a month since The Bachelor's Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney inspired shock and outrage by rekindling their romance on national TV — at the expense of Jason's jilted fiancée Melissa Rycroft.  —  So how is the couple doing now?

Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle Return to Urth  —  Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle shoot smiles at each other and have a romantic lunch together at Urth Cafe in Beverly Hills on Thursday (March 26).  —  Camilla, 22, and Joe, 19, were playful on their date and seemed to get right back into the mood since …

Princess Diana, Mandela Labeled ‘Gay Icons’ in London Exhibit  —  The late Diana, Princess of Wales, and former South African President Nelson Mandela are two of the personalities identified as “Gay Icons” in an exhibition bearing that title that will open in July at London's National Portrait Gallery.

STUCK AT HOME  —  PARTY animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson (above) and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle.  An insider told Page Six, “Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks.  He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home.  It's just not working.”