... And God Created Gisele  —  How does the world's most successful supermodel—darling of the cameras, advertisers, and tabloids, and worth an estimated $150 million—make her life even more fabulous?  By marrying star quarterback Tom Brady, then setting her sights on a higher consciousness.

Audio: Britney Spears Calls For Help  —  Hi, Jordan Miller from BreatheHeavy.com here.  —  Since I can't write about Britney Spears on my own website due to censorship claims of copyright infringement, I will take the opportunity to speak out on a separate site.  —  More after the jump....

O.C. “Real Housewife” Gets Real Threats  —  Cops say someone hates one of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” so much, they've actually made threats on her life.  —  The Orange County Sheriff's Department is investigating two death threats received by Vicki Gunvalson.

Mr. Mariah Flashes Dumb Tat, Even Dumber Shorts  —  Nick Cannon thanked Mariah Carey for taking him to Barbados for her 39th birthday this weekend, by showing off his ridiculous ink and wearing an even more absurd pair of wide leg denim shorts/bathing suit thing.  —  Nothing says gangsta like a “Mariah” tat and women's culottes!

Angel Star Andy Hallett Dies of Heart Failure  —  Andy Hallett, who starred as Lorne ("the Host") on the TV series Angel, died of heart failure last night at age 33, according to his longtime agent and friend Pat Brady.  The actor passed away at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles …

Pam looks fresh as a daisy  —  But in reality it's one that the outrageous Playboy bunny should take note of.  —  The actress and model looked as fresh as a daisy in barely-there make-up, bouncy hair and plain white tee as she joined forces with designer pal RICHIE RICH to announce …

Rihanna Said Not to Be Cooperating  —  The word over the weekend from Los Angeles is that star singer Rihanna is not cooperating with prosecutors in the Chris Brown case.  —  Sources say Rihanna “wants the whole thing” to go away and isn't helping the district attorney prepare his case …

Josh Hartnett 911 — Abdominal Pains  —  Josh Hartnett was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital early this morning, ending his night at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.  —  The 911 call came in at 12:53 AM and the caller said abdominal pains were the issue.  —  The ambulance picked up Josh at about 2:00 AM.

Halle Berry on the Fence About Having More Kids  —  As Nahla turns one year old, Halle Berry says she's on the fence about having more babies with beau Gabriel Aubry.  —  “Yeah, my mind says yes, but the rest isn't up to me — so we'll see,” Berry, 42, says on an episode of The Ellen DeGeneres show that airs tomorrow, March 31.

Exclusive: Ratings Board Slaps Baron Cohen's ‘Bruno’ Film With NC-17  —  Outrageous sex scenes in new docu-comedy leaves the the ratings board unhappy  —  Universal's “Bruno,” the widely anticipated Sacha Baron Cohen docu-comedy opening in July, has been slapped with an NC-17 rating …

Jamie Kennedy ‘On the Mend’ with Jennifer Love Hewitt by His Side  —  Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt can raise someone's spirits - whether they're the troubled dead people on her show Ghost Whisperer or her real-life ailing boyfriend.

‘90210’ shocker: Leading man Milligan to exit  —  90210's new boss lady, Rebecca Rand Kirshner Sinclair, recently told me that the soap's second season would be “significantly” different than the first, and, man, she wasn't kidding.  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that Dustin Milligan …

Bai Ling Topless Pictures are Dangerous  —  I'm not sure of the provenance of these Bai Ling topless pictures, but it's not like Bai Ling ever needed a reason to show off those crazy nipples of hers.  At least this time it's in a safe, confined environment, where proper safety precautions have been taken …

Pamela Anderson's Facial Plastic Surgery - Photos  —  I came across a refreshed looking Pamela Anderson.  In February she walked the catwalk for Richie Rich's fashion show.  A month later she is back at the designer's showcase looking like she has had some more plastic surgery.

Andre 3000 Arrested for Being Fastest Rapper Alive  —  Sorry Miss Jackson — this is for real.  —  Andre Benjamin — aka Andre 3000 from the rap group Outkast — was arrested in his home state of Georgia this weekend after he was nailed for doing 109 mph in 65 mph zone.

EXCLUSIVE: David Cronenberg Making Plans For ‘Eastern Promises’ Sequel  —  The big twist at the end of 2007's “Eastern Promises”—that Viggo Mortensen's character, a Russian gangster named Nikolai, is really working for a British intelligence service—raised as many questions as it answered.

British newcomer joins Twilight  —  British actor Jamie Campbell-Bower has revealed he will play Volturi leader Caius in The Twilight Saga: New Moon.  —  The 20-year-old, who has appeared in RockNRolla and Sweeney Todd, told the BBC news website that taking part in the vampire series was “very exciting”.

Kendra Wilkinson Starting Her Own Line of Stripper Poles  —  Coming to a store near you: Kendra Wilkinson's new line of stripper poles!  —  “I'm coming out with my own stripper pole.  Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout,” The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com …

‘Friday Night’ gets two-season pickup  —  NBC, DirecTV pact on football drama  —  NBC and DirecTV have ordered 26 more episodes of high-school football drama, ‘Friday Night Lights.’  —  It's official: NBC and DirecTV have come to terms on a two-season, 26-episode pickup of “Friday Night Lights.”

Zack Snyder's ‘Sucker Punch’: Emily Browning takes over lead role  —  Emily Browning (The Uninvited) will replace Amanda Seyfried in Zack Snyder's action fantasy Sucker Punch for Warner Bros. The Australian-born Browning is probably best known for her role as Violet in 2004's Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Generation Diva  —  How our obsession with beauty is changing our kids. … There's a scene in “Toddlers & Tiaras,” the TLC reality series, where 2-year-old Marleigh is perched in front of a mirror, smothering her face with blush and lipstick.  She giggles as her mother attempts to hold …

Michael J. Fox Refuses to Let Parkinson's Define Him  —  Oprah Winfrey and Michael J. Fox  —  Michael J. Fox won't be slowed down by his Parkinson's disease, which he compares to an unruly child within.  —  “It's like having a 4-year-old climbing on you all the time,” the star, 47 …

Justin Timberlake to Oprah: “I'm Not Engaged”  —  There are no wedding bells for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel just yet.  —  Popping by The Oprah Winfrey Show Friday to show off his William Rast clothing line, the singer, 28, set the record straight about their relationship.

Madonna Tours Impoverished Malawi School In $2800 Chanel Sweatsuit (PHOTOS)  —  Madonna arrived in Malawi Sunday morning on her Gulfstream V in her bid to adopt a toddler girl named Mercy.  —  After arriving she toured an impoverished school but refused to talk to reporters.