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4:45 AM ET, March 31, 2009

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 Top News: 
Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna / E! Online:
Angel Star Andy Hallett Dies of Heart Failure  —  Andy Hallett, who starred as Lorne ("the Host") on the TV series Angel, died of heart failure last night at age 33, according to his longtime agent and friend Pat Brady.  The actor passed away at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles …
TMZ.com:
O.C. “Real Housewife” Gets Real Threats  —  Cops say someone hates one of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” so much, they've actually made threats on her life.  —  The Orange County Sheriff's Department is investigating two death threats received by Vicki Gunvalson.
TMZ.com:
Mr. Mariah Flashes Dumb Tat, Even Dumber Shorts  —  Nick Cannon thanked Mariah Carey for taking him to Barbados for her 39th birthday this weekend, by showing off his ridiculous ink and wearing an even more absurd pair of wide leg denim shorts/bathing suit thing.  —  Nothing says gangsta like a “Mariah” tat and women's culottes!
Discussion: Celebrity Smack! and Pop Crunch
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Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Nick Cannon Buys Mariah a Jack Russell Terrier for First Anniversary
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and Perez Hilton
Ulrica Wihlborg / People.com:
Alyson Hannigan Welcomes a Daughter!  —  It's a girl - and she shares her birthday with her mom!  —  How I Met Your Mother star Alyson Hannigan and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, who kept the gender of their baby a secret during pregnancy, have welcomed a daughter, her rep tells PEOPLE.
Michael Ausiello / EW.com:
‘90210’ shocker: Leading man Milligan to exit  —  90210's new boss lady, Rebecca Rand Kirshner Sinclair, recently told me that the soap's second season would be “significantly” different than the first, and, man, she wasn't kidding.  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that Dustin Milligan …
Marcus Errico / E! Online:
Josh Hartnett Hospitalized for Serious Stomachache  —  Josh Hartnett has been sidelined by a nasty stomach bug.  —  The actor was hospitalized early this morning after complaining of severe abdominal pain, his publicist tells E! News.  —  Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont …
Discussion: The Superficial
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JFX Online:
Audio: Britney Spears Calls For Help  —  Hi, Jordan Miller from BreatheHeavy.com here.  —  Since I can't write about Britney Spears on my own website due to censorship claims of copyright infringement, I will take the opportunity to speak out on a separate site.  —  More after the jump....
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TMZ.com:
Britney — At the Sound of the Beep, Help Me!
Discussion: PopSugar and Perez Hilton
The Sun:
Pam looks fresh as a daisy  —  But in reality it's one that the outrageous Playboy bunny should take note of.  —  The actress and model looked as fresh as a daisy in barely-there make-up, bouncy hair and plain white tee as she joined forces with designer pal RICHIE RICH to announce …
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Melissa / Style News:   Pamela Anderson: Fashion's Latest Muse
Leslie Bennetts / Vanity Fair:
... And God Created Gisele  —  How does the world's most successful supermodel—darling of the cameras, advertisers, and tabloids, and worth an estimated $150 million—make her life even more fabulous?  By marrying star quarterback Tom Brady, then setting her sights on a higher consciousness.
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Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
Kendra Wilkinson Starting Her Own Line of Stripper Poles  —  Coming to a store near you: Kendra Wilkinson's new line of stripper poles!  —  “I'm coming out with my own stripper pole.  Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout,” The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com …
Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
Halle Berry on the Fence About Having More Kids  —  As Nahla turns one year old, Halle Berry says she's on the fence about having more babies with beau Gabriel Aubry.  —  “Yeah, my mind says yes, but the rest isn't up to me — so we'll see,” Berry, 42, says on an episode of The Ellen DeGeneres show that airs tomorrow, March 31.
Katherine Thomson / The Huffington Post:
Madonna Tours Impoverished Malawi School In $2800 Chanel Sweatsuit (PHOTOS)  —  Madonna arrived in Malawi Sunday morning on her Gulfstream V in her bid to adopt a toddler girl named Mercy.  —  After arriving she toured an impoverished school but refused to talk to reporters.
TMZ.com:
Andre 3000 Arrested for Being Fastest Rapper Alive  —  Sorry Miss Jackson — this is for real.  —  Andre Benjamin — aka Andre 3000 from the rap group Outkast — was arrested in his home state of Georgia this weekend after he was nailed for doing 109 mph in 65 mph zone.
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
Rihanna Said Not to Be Cooperating  —  The word over the weekend from Los Angeles is that star singer Rihanna is not cooperating with prosecutors in the Chris Brown case.  —  Sources say Rihanna “wants the whole thing” to go away and isn't helping the district attorney prepare his case …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Bai Ling Topless Pictures are Dangerous  —  I'm not sure of the provenance of these Bai Ling topless pictures, but it's not like Bai Ling ever needed a reason to show off those crazy nipples of hers.  At least this time it's in a safe, confined environment, where proper safety precautions have been taken …
Discussion: Celebslam
Tatiana Siegel / Variety:
‘Star Trek’ sequel on track  —  Paramount hires trio to pen screenplay  —  As Paramount Pictures readies the May 8 release of its “Star Trek” franchise relaunch, the studio is moving forward with a sequel, and has hired Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof to pen the screenplay.
TMZ.com:
Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride  —  If you ever thought, “How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?”  — here's your answer ... she didn't.  —  The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis …
Howard Breuer / People.com:
Jamie Kennedy ‘On the Mend’ with Jennifer Love Hewitt by His Side  —  Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt can raise someone's spirits - whether they're the troubled dead people on her show Ghost Whisperer or her real-life ailing boyfriend.
Eric Ditzian / MTV Movies Blog:
EXCLUSIVE: David Cronenberg Making Plans For ‘Eastern Promises’ Sequel  —  The big twist at the end of 2007's “Eastern Promises”—that Viggo Mortensen's character, a Russian gangster named Nikolai, is really working for a British intelligence service—raised as many questions as it answered.
E! Online:
Spoiler Chat: Does Kristen Bell Guest in the Gossip Girl Finale?  —  Is the Gossip Girl herself finally going to appear on the fave CW series?  Sneaky photogs captured Kristen Bell hanging with the Gossip Girl cast this week—are we finally going to meet the blogger behind the blasts?
Discussion: Oh No They Didn't!
Cara Harrington / Hollywood Dame:
Pamela Anderson's Facial Plastic Surgery - Photos  —  I came across a refreshed looking Pamela Anderson.  In February she walked the catwalk for Richie Rich's fashion show.  A month later she is back at the designer's showcase looking like she has had some more plastic surgery.
Discussion: Allie Is Wired! and popbytes
Nicole Sperling / EW.com:
Zack Snyder's ‘Sucker Punch’: Emily Browning takes over lead role  —  Emily Browning (The Uninvited) will replace Amanda Seyfried in Zack Snyder's action fantasy Sucker Punch for Warner Bros. The Australian-born Browning is probably best known for her role as Violet in 2004's Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Steve Helling / People.com:
Michael J. Fox Refuses to Let Parkinson's Define Him  —  Oprah Winfrey and Michael J. Fox  —  Michael J. Fox won't be slowed down by his Parkinson's disease, which he compares to an unruly child within.  —  “It's like having a 4-year-old climbing on you all the time,” the star, 47 …
Discussion: iVillage
Cynthia Littleton / Variety:
‘Friday Night’ gets two-season pickup  —  NBC, DirecTV pact on football drama  —  NBC and DirecTV have ordered 26 more episodes of high-school football drama, ‘Friday Night Lights.’  —  It's official: NBC and DirecTV have come to terms on a two-season, 26-episode pickup of “Friday Night Lights.”
Lainey's Entertainment Update:
Twilight Juno Weekend  —  Robert Pattinson was supposed to present at the Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday.  Instead, Twilight was represented by Taylor Lautner.  They are trying their best to make him a star.  To give Pattinson a challenge, if this is possible.  Twi-hard losers seem pretty keen on the Open Mouthed One.
Discussion: Oh No They Didn't!
 
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Good Charlotte:
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Libby Keatinge / Scandalist:
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Discussion: Us Weekly
Hollyscoop:
Pete Wentz Denies Marriage is on the Rocks
Discussion: People.com and JFX Online
Sharon Waxman / The Wrap:
Exclusive: Ratings Board Slaps Baron Cohen's ‘Bruno’ Film With NC-17
Discussion: Gawker and L.A. Rag Mag
TMZ.com:
Rihanna Down with the D.A.
NY Daily News:
Ricky thought she was a bon bon
Discussion: Celebritology and Socialite Life
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The Superficial:
Angelina Jolie giving money to Octo-Mom?
PEOPLE TV Watch:
The Bachelor's Matt Grant Says Jason Mesnick Screwed Up
Discussion: The Hollywood Gossip