BRIDGET'S CAMP BLASTS GISELE  —  BRIDGET Moynahan is furious with Gisele Bundchen after Bundchen boldly bragged to Vanity Fair about being mommy to Moynahan and Tom Brady's son, John.  —  But while Moynahan is taking the high road and keeping quiet, her friends are not.

Exclusive: ‘The Hills’ season 5 cast photo, plus Lauren Conrad on her future  —  Here's an exclusive look at the season 5 cast photo for MTV's reality hit The Hills.  Lauren Conrad will be saying goodbye to the show after this latest batch of episodes (premiering April 6 on MTV).

Britney Spears's Hot New Ads for Candie's Revealed!  —  Courtesy Candie's  —  We already told you that Britney Spears was going to be the next Candie's girl but now we have a sneak peek at her sexy new ads!  The singer flaunts her dancer's physique in a variety of skin-baring outfits …

John Mayer Debuts “Heartbreak” Song After Splitting With Jennifer Aniston  —  Weeks after splitting with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer debuted a new tune, titled “Heartbreak Warfare,” on his recent five-day cruise, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, out today.

Cover Story: Brad's Marriage Ultimatum  —  Superstar parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the world's most glamorous couple — but one thing has been missing from their seemingly perfect lives: A marriage certificate.  —  Now a friend of the pair tells OK! that Brad, 45, has issued Angie …

Miley Cyrus: America's Most Famous Girl Grows Up  —  She's a multiplatinum hit machine.  Her franchise is worth nearly a billion dollars.  And, oh yeah, she just got her learner's permit.  You are now entering the crazy, chaotic and completely fun world of Miley Cyrus …

Scott Wolf and Wife Welcome a Boy!  —  It's a party of three for Scott Wolf and his wife, Kelley!  —  The couple have welcomed a son named Jackson Kayse Wolf, a rep for the former Party of Five actor tells PEOPLE.  The baby, who was born March 22, weighed 7 lbs.  —  “Kelley and I are having the time of our lives.

OctoMom's Ride Attacked by Anonymous Cowards  —  It's okay to not like OctoMom — but this is going too far.  —  When Nadya Suleman woke up this morning, she noticed someone had smashed in the back window of her OctoWagon in the middle of the night.  La Habra police tell us they took a report this morning, but have no suspects.

Rep: Travis Barker, Shanna Moakler Split  —  Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split again, their reps confirm to Usmagazine.com.  —  The couple — who divorced in 2004 but reconciled last September after Barker's near-fatal plane crash — called it quits “after a nasty fight broke …

Hayden Panettiere Gets Felt Up  —  Here's Hayden Panettiere getting ready to appear on ‘The Sunrise Morning Show’ at the Channel Seven Studios this morning or the other morning or who cares.  Some intern who probably spends his days fetching frappaccinos and getting s**t on by the on air …

Brave Women Risk Photo with Chris Brown  —  Using the highly effective “strength in numbers” method, the brave women of the University of Mary Washington basketball team set their fears aside and forced a few smiles for this pic with alleged woman beater Chris Brown.

Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures  —  Here's my favorite Hollywood old lady Pamela Anderson out sunning her massive fake boobs on the beach the other day looking like her old self.  It's too bad because I saw some pictures the other day where she actually looked  —  Related Articles:

Lady GaGa Draws A Pair Of No. 1s  —  Lady GaGa becomes the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as “Poker Face” jumps 2-1.  The New York native, born Stefani Germanotta, previously led the list for three weeks with “Just Dance” in January.

Girlfriend of jailed O.J. Simpson is pregnant - by another guy  —  Christie Prody in September, 2007.  Credit: Splash News  —  O.J. Simpson is in prison in Nevada serving a 33 year sentence for felony charges stemming from a September, 2007 armed robbery of a sports collectible dealer in Nevada.

Whitney Port: Sexy in “The City”  —  Once known as LC's sidekick, The City's Whitney Port is now dealing firsthand with all the drama that comes with being a reality star.  Here, she talks guys, friends, and what her life is really like when the cameras are off.  (No, really.)

Part Two: Angie Harmon Defends Bristol Palin's Pregnancy, Says GOP Is More Understanding  —  Part Two: Angie Harmon Defends Bristol Palin's Pregnancy, Says Republicans Are Much More Understanding  —  On Monday, Pop Tarts reported Angie Harmon's frustration at being considered “racist” …

Gatecrasher: Wife has had her Phil of Rodman  —  Dennis Rodman's wife, Michelle Moyer, is in hot water with her estranged hubby.  —  According to insiders, Michelle filmed a segment on Dr. Phil McGraw's talk show two weeks ago, dissing Dennis and pleading with him to stop drinking.

Inside Mariah Carey's Romantic 40th Birthday Dinner  —  Continuing their tradition of taking lavish vacations together, Nick Cannon whisked his wife of almost one year, Mariah Carey, away to Barbados via private jet Wednesday evening to celebrate her 40th.  —  On the day of her birthday …

Destiny's Child Is Back!  —  Are you ready for more Kelly, Beyonce and Michelle???  —  Well, though they “called it quits” a few years ago, Destiny's Child is reuniting!  And, sources tell us, not by choice.  —  “They still have another album they owe their label, Columbia Records …

Exclusive: Octo-Mom Bringing Baby #7 Home Today  —  Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman is getting closer to realizing her dream of having all of her children at home with her.  RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Suleman is bringing home a seventh baby from Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Bellflower, California sometime today.

Star Jones Still Views Herself as 300-Lb.  Woman  —  Star Jones  —  She may have shed 160 pounds, but Star Jones's self image has yet to catch up with her new body.  —  “I'm still 300 lbs. in my head some days,” the lawyer and TV personality, 47, tells Oprah Winfrey on Wednesday's Oprah.

1:11  —  That's how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness.  And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag.  Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter.