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11:40 PM ET, April 1, 2009

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Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
Rep: Travis Barker, Shanna Moakler Split  —  Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split again, their reps confirm to Usmagazine.com.  —  The couple — who divorced in 2004 but reconciled last September after Barker's near-fatal plane crash — called it quits “after a nasty fight broke …
Melissa / Style News:
Britney Spears's Hot New Ads for Candie's Revealed!  —  Courtesy Candie's  —  We already told you that Britney Spears was going to be the next Candie's girl but now we have a sneak peek at her sexy new ads!  The singer flaunts her dancer's physique in a variety of skin-baring outfits …
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Kate Schweitzer / Us Weekly:
PIC: Britney Spears Wears Revealing Swimsuit in New Candie's Ad
New York Post:
BRIDGET'S CAMP BLASTS GISELE  —  BRIDGET Moynahan is furious with Gisele Bundchen after Bundchen boldly bragged to Vanity Fair about being mommy to Moynahan and Tom Brady's son, John.  —  But while Moynahan is taking the high road and keeping quiet, her friends are not.
Alissa R / Us Weekly:
John Mayer Debuts “Heartbreak” Song After Splitting With Jennifer Aniston  —  Weeks after splitting with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer debuted a new tune, titled “Heartbreak Warfare,” on his recent five-day cruise, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, out today.
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Marla Lehner / People.com:
Scott Wolf and Wife Welcome a Boy!  —  It's a party of three for Scott Wolf and his wife, Kelley!  —  The couple have welcomed a son named Jackson Kayse Wolf, a rep for the former Party of Five actor tells PEOPLE.  The baby, who was born March 22, weighed 7 lbs.  —  “Kelley and I are having the time of our lives.
Laurie Sandell / glamour.com:
Miley Cyrus: America's Most Famous Girl Grows Up  —  She's a multiplatinum hit machine.  Her franchise is worth nearly a billion dollars.  And, oh yeah, she just got her learner's permit.  You are now entering the crazy, chaotic and completely fun world of Miley Cyrus …
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Bob Tourtellotte / Fan Fare:
Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers losing sales sizzle
Discussion: omg!
Tim Stack / EW.com:
Exclusive: ‘The Hills’ season 5 cast photo, plus Lauren Conrad on her future  —  Here's an exclusive look at the season 5 cast photo for MTV's reality hit The Hills.  Lauren Conrad will be saying goodbye to the show after this latest batch of episodes (premiering April 6 on MTV).
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OK! Magazine:
Cover Story: Brad's Marriage Ultimatum  —  Superstar parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the world's most glamorous couple — but one thing has been missing from their seemingly perfect lives: A marriage certificate.  —  Now a friend of the pair tells OK! that Brad, 45, has issued Angie …
TMZ.com:
Brave Women Risk Photo with Chris Brown  —  Using the highly effective “strength in numbers” method, the brave women of the University of Mary Washington basketball team set their fears aside and forced a few smiles for this pic with alleged woman beater Chris Brown.
TMZ.com:
OctoMom's Ride Attacked by Anonymous Cowards  —  It's okay to not like OctoMom — but this is going too far.  —  When Nadya Suleman woke up this morning, she noticed someone had smashed in the back window of her OctoWagon in the middle of the night.  La Habra police tell us they took a report this morning, but have no suspects.
popbytes:
TORI SPELLING: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN  —  good morning!  finally we have someone else front & center on the cover of STAR magazine besides jennifer aniston (although her name is mentioned) this week tori spelling is being featured for her dramatic weight loss - supposedly weighing in at a mere 98lbs! …
Alissa R / Us Weekly:
Madonna's Lawyer: No Law in Malawi “Can Stop This Adoption”  —  Madonna's lawyer Alan Chinula tells Usmagazine.com he is confident that the judge will allow the singer, 50, to adopt 4-year-old girl Chifundo “Mercy” James at Friday's hearing.  —  “I am not sleeping sleepless nights over this,” Chinula tells Us.
The Superficial:
Christina Aguilera: A Side We Hardly Knew  —  Ask anyone - man, woman or child - what's the first thing that comes to mind when they think of Christina Aguilera, and I guarantee the answer will be “huge awesome breasts.”  So imagine my surprise to find out she actually has a nice butt.
Billboard:
Lady GaGa Draws A Pair Of No. 1s  —  Lady GaGa becomes the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as “Poker Face” jumps 2-1.  The New York native, born Stefani Germanotta, previously led the list for three weeks with “Just Dance” in January.
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna:
Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures  —  Here's my favorite Hollywood old lady Pamela Anderson out sunning her massive fake boobs on the beach the other day looking like her old self.  It's too bad because I saw some pictures the other day where she actually looked  —  Related Articles:
Discussion: The Grumpiest
Monica Corcoran / Cosmopolitan.com:
Whitney Port: Sexy in “The City”  —  Once known as LC's sidekick, The City's Whitney Port is now dealing firsthand with all the drama that comes with being a reality star.  Here, she talks guys, friends, and what her life is really like when the cameras are off.  (No, really.)
Discussion: Us Weekly and I'm Not Obsessed
Lisa de Moraes / Washington Post:
It's Possible That ‘Osbournes: Reloaded’ Has Gone Too Far — Even for Fox  —  At least 16 Fox TV stations refused to air the Osbourne family's “variety” special last night after seeing the promos for the program and looking at the six-minute “sizzle reel” that the network sent their way.
Discussion: Fan Fare and TVbytheNumbers
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna:
Hayden Panettiere Gets Felt Up  —  Here's Hayden Panettiere getting ready to appear on ‘The Sunrise Morning Show’ at the Channel Seven Studios this morning or the other morning or who cares.  Some intern who probably spends his days fetching frappaccinos and getting s**t on by the on air …
Michael K / Dlisted:
1:11  —  That's how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness.  And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag.  Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter.
Lane Brown / New York Magazine:
Vulture Previews the Poster for Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience  —  Shot in just 21 days with a mostly amateur cast (including New York's own Mark Jacobson!), Steven Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, due on May 22, stars popular pornography actress Sasha Grey as a high-end prostitute pondering the state of her life.
Michael Fleming / Variety:
Trio in talks for ‘Inception’  —  Cotillard, Page, Murphy look to join DiCaprio  —  Warner Bros. is in talks with Marion Cotillard, Cillian Murphy and Ellen Page to join the cast of “Inception,” which Christopher Nolan wrote and will direct as his next film.  —  Leonardo DiCaprio has already been set to star.
Ben Grossman / Broadcasting & Cable:
EXCLUSIVE: Fox Eyes Wanda Sykes For Saturday Late Night  —  Network looking at fall or January launch for 11 p.m. weekly show  —  Fox is planning on launching a new Saturday late night show featuring Wanda Sykes, according to sources with knowledge of the network's plans.
Discussion: AfterElton.com, Good As You and Queerty
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PEOPLE TV Watch:
It's Official!  Project Runway Returns to TV This Summer  —  Project Runway is returning to television this summer — and it will air on Lifetime.  —  According to the network, legal battles surrounding beleaguered reality show's already-filmed sixth season have been amicably resolved.
 
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