Charlie Sheen's Twin Boy Remains Hospitalized  —  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twin son Max remains hospitalized since his March 14 birth, Sheen's rep, Stan Rosenfield, confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Charlie and Brooke's infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition …

OK!  Exclusive: Britney's Fight to Win Back Kevin  —  After burning up the stage of the Air Canada Centre on March 19, Britney Spears worked up a sweat with one of her male dancers at the Hazelton Hotel Toronto.  —  “They kissed in the elevator,” a source says.  “He went back to her suite.”

Lindsay Lohan Not on a Liquid Diet, Says Rep  —  Following weeks of buzz in the blogosphere that Lindsay Lohan's svelte figure is not the result of healthy eating and exercise, but instead due to her downing Red Bull, smoking cigarettes and eating candy, comes a new report claiming the actress …

Sex and the City Sequel Out Next Summer  —  Mark your calendars!  —  The Sex and the City sequel officially has a release date: May 28, 2010, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.  —  The second installment debuts around the same timeframe as the first flick, which hit theaters May 30, 2008 and earned $412 million worldwide.

Kathy Ireland's Shocking Weight Gain (and Loss)  —  As a top model, Kathy Ireland is used to seeing pictures of herself that have been retouched to hide her flaws.  But when the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl saw a photo taken by her son as she baked cookies …

Miley, JoBros Team Up on “Disney's Version of ‘We Are the World’ ”  —  The couple that stays together breaks up together is sometimes still contractually obligated to play together.  —  E! News has learned that Miley Cyrus is set to reteam with her ex-flame (and Mouse House coworker) …

Madonna Throws a Pre-Adoption Party in Malawi  —  Madonna is celebrating the adoption of three-year-old Mercy James — expected to be approved by a judge tomorrow morning — by throwing a party in Malawi.  —  Raising Malawi staff (who facilitated the adoption), government officials …

Locklear's ‘Melrose’ Dough Woe Causes No-Go for Show  —  Rumor has it Heather Locklear demanded too much moolah to land her a spot on the updated “Melrose Place,” but is it true?  Ka-ching!  According to a report, Locklear wanted $100,000 per episode to reprise her role as bad girl Amanda Woodward …

Keira Knightley Gets Beaten in Shocking Domestic Violence Ad  —  Keira Knightley is brutally attacked by her boyfriend in a shocking new domestic violence ad for the charity Women's Aid.  —  The two-minute clip, which debuts April 6 in movie theaters, opens with the actress, 24, heading home from a long day of filming.

Schindler's List It Ain't  —  The spellcheck-defying Inglourious Basterds, premiering this month in Cannes, has been described as Pulp Fiction meets The Dirty Dozen meets The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, set in Nazi-occupied France.  Brigitte Lacombe invades the set of the latest from Quentin Tarantino …

Jamie Foxx Holed Up by Hotel Intruder  —  Jamie Foxx claims he was gripped by fear when an unknown man forced his way into the actor's hotel room — while Jamie was still inside.  —  It all went down at the AKA Hotel in Philadelphia on March 22 — sources say Jamie had to physically struggle …

Lindsay Lohan's Short Shorts Aren't Short Enough  —  I understand that the new look this summer seems to be denim short shorts, who says I don't have any fashion sense, but I think Lindsay Lohan is doing it wrong.  The whole point of short shorts are that they're supposed to be sexy …

Jennifer Hudson: 'I Don't Want You to Cry'  —  Four months after her mother, brother and nephew were viciously murdered, Jennifer Hudson is getting back to business, hitting the road with Robin Thicke.  But of course she's still coping with the pain of her family tragedy.

A HILTON WHO'S AIMING HIGH  —  UNLIKE his celebutard sister Paris, Barron Nicholas Hilton is determined to become famous for actually doing something.  Hilton, 19, who has thus far been mainly a tabloid fixture in London, is giving up the party life to pursue a career in music.

P. Diddy Got No Hair Down There...  By the looks of this sexy photo of P. Diddy showing off some stem skin, it's likely he doesn't have a single hair south of the soul patch stuck to his chin.  See Also Diddy's Wab Infiltrated by Pathetic One Dollar Bill Artist Suing Diddy for ...

Star Jones Teaming Up With Rosie O'Donnell for Charity  —  What feud?  —  Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell are making nice for charity.  —  They are auctioning off a lunch date with the two of them in New York City to benefit the Figure Skating in Harlem “Skating with the Stars” Gala, of which Jones is co-chair.

The Photoshop Awards: ScarJo's Moet & Chandon Ads  —  If you haven't had a few sips of your morning boiled meth tea then you might think these are pictures of Amanda LePore's doll.  Amanda's dolly would look more lifelike than this fakery right here.  This is ScarJo in some new ads for Moet & Chandon.