Lindsay Lohan: “I'm Taking Break From Sam to Focus on Myself”  —  She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest.  Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Rihanna Wants a Deal Too  —  Pretty stunning ... Rihanna's lawyer just spoke to reporters, as if he is somehow speaking on behalf of the man who allegedly beat his client — aka Chris Brown.  —  Donald Etra just said Rihanna would be pleased “if it [the case] were over quickly” — as in plea bargain.

Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly and Hef Reunite For First Time Since Split  —  Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly & Hef Reunite for First Time Since Split, Plus Why She Vows Never to Go Naked Again

Anna Kournikova Tri-ass-thlon Pictures  —  It looks like Anna Kournikova has decided to take part in yet another sport she will never ever win.  Here she is running the Nautica Triathlon in South Beach the other day wearing the number one which is pretty funny considering she's a natural loser.

Laura Leighton moving back to ‘Melrose Place’  —  Original series co-star reprising role as scheming Sydney  —  After weeks of speculation about who if any of the original “Melrose Place” cast members might drop in on the CW's new “Melrose Place,” Laura Leighton has joined the CW pilot as a recurring.

If I Were A Ploy  —  Man, choreography can be criminal.  If you let Bey stans tell it, Ciara is the mastermind behind a covert (and treacherously crunk) operation.  Apparently, the 23-year-old singer was so desperate to duplicate Beyonce's success with her latest video, the Timberlake-fueled …

Serena Williams in a bikini  —  These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others.  The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn't care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand.

Even Billy Corgan Can't Believe This F**kery  —  How does something like this happen?!  How does a Billy Corgan and a Tila Tequila end up making grossy gross faces at each other at Bravo's A-List Awards.  I feel like I'm having a dream about Thumb Head Boy all grown-up and working as a pimp at a ladyboy bar in Thailand.

Dennis Rodman Booted for Booty Grabbin'  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” reject Dennis Rodman got tossed again — this time for getting too touchy feely at a posh LA hotel.  —  Sources tell TMZ Rodman was asked to leave the London Hotel in West Hollywood on Friday after several guests complained about his behavior.

Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities  —  Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn't help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I've ever read.  And I read this site!:

Man shoots himself during “Watchmen” movie  —  Eugene (KMTR) - A man shot himself to death in a Eugene movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.  —  Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie “Watchmen.”  About midway through the film …

Chris Noth Holding Up ‘Sex’?  —  Rumor has it that the ladies of “Sex and the City” are ready for their Big Apple reunion — and Mr. Big is holding out!  Is it true?  Hold off on the pouring those cosmos!  Chris Noth is reportedly holding out for more money, but the actor recently dished to …

Gary Coleman Is Still Angry  —  These two videos are probably part of some viral campaign for Gary Coleman's new straight-to-the-stoop-sale movie Midgets vs. Mascots, but it still feels like he's speaking from his very soul.  Gary just wants to stomp on his agent's (he has one of those?!) …

Miley Cyrus: No More Television After Hannah Montana  —  After Hannah Montana ends its run on the Disney Channel, don't look for Miley Cyrus to star in another television series.  —  “I love doing Hannah Montana, but I don't know if I would want to do another show,” Miley told me yesterday …

John Travolta Tom Cruise “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid” Remake  —  Tom Cruise will reportedly team up with pal John Travolta in a remake of the 1960s western Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.  —  The surrogate father of Scientology plans to produce the remake through his United Artists Studio …

Farrah Fawcett Is NOT Near Death, Friend Says  —  A spokesperson for Farrah Fawcett is denying rumors that the former Charlie's Angels is near death.  —  On Farrah Fawcett's behalf, I can confirm that she recently checked into a Los Angeles hospital.  And although it is usually against her nature …

New Love for Big Love's Ginnifer Goodwin  —  Forget those rumors about Ginnifer Goodwin dating her He's Just Not That Into You co-star Justin Long — the actress has been getting close to another Hollywood hunk — Cabin Fever's Joey Kern.  —  The couple, who have only recently begun …

Psychiatric nurse called after Katona gets hysterical  —  DISTRAUGHT Kerry Katona had to be calmed by a psychiatric nurse after suffering a shocking breakdown, the News of the World can reveal.  —  The troubled coke addict was so hysterical after a bust-up with hubby Mark Croft that a medic had to be called to her house.

Punchy Rourke Turns Jericho's Lights Off  —  Mickey Rourke made good on his promise to not wrestle at Wrestlemania 25 on Sunday night, but that doesn't mean he didn't get in the ring to mix it up with his “rival” Chris Jericho.  —  Before the event, held in Houston this year …