Source: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Split  —  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have split, a source tells Usmagazine.com.  —  “This time, Sam means it,” the source tells Us.  —  The couple — who first debuted their relationship in May 2008 at the Cannes Film Festival …

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty  —  Chris Brown has just pled not guilty to two felonies — assault and making criminal threats.  —  With ex girlfriend Rihanna nowhere in sight, Brown showed up at L.A. County criminal courthouse to face the music for allegedly beating the crap out of her back in February.

Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly and Hef Reunite For First Time Since Split  —  Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly & Hef Reunite for First Time Since Split, Plus Why She Vows Never to Go Naked Again

Anna Kournikova Tri-ass-thlon Pictures  —  It looks like Anna Kournikova has decided to take part in yet another sport she will never ever win.  Here she is running the Nautica Triathlon in South Beach the other day wearing the number one which is pretty funny considering she's a natural loser.

Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities  —  Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn't help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I've ever read.  And I read this site!:

Dennis Rodman Booted for Booty Grabbin'  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” reject Dennis Rodman got tossed again — this time for getting too touchy feely at a posh LA hotel.  —  Sources tell TMZ Rodman was asked to leave the London Hotel in West Hollywood on Friday after several guests complained about his behavior.

Even Billy Corgan Can't Believe This F**kery  —  How does something like this happen?!  How does a Billy Corgan and a Tila Tequila end up making grossy gross faces at each other at Bravo's A-List Awards.  I feel like I'm having a dream about Thumb Head Boy all grown-up and working as a pimp at a ladyboy bar in Thailand.

Laura Leighton moving back to ‘Melrose Place’  —  Original series co-star reprising role as scheming Sydney  —  After weeks of speculation about who if any of the original “Melrose Place” cast members might drop in on the CW's new “Melrose Place,” Laura Leighton has joined the CW pilot as a recurring.

No Facebook or Twitter for Zac Efron  —  Zac Efron  —  He may be the hunk of the moment, but Zac Efron isn't necessarily one to indulge in the latest technology of the day.  —  “I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that,” says the star of the new comedy 17 Again.

Chris Noth Holding Up ‘Sex’?  —  Rumor has it that the ladies of “Sex and the City” are ready for their Big Apple reunion — and Mr. Big is holding out!  Is it true?  Hold off on the pouring those cosmos!  Chris Noth is reportedly holding out for more money, but the actor recently dished to …

Man shoots himself during “Watchmen” movie  —  Eugene (KMTR) - A man shot himself to death in a Eugene movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.  —  Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie “Watchmen.”  About midway through the film …

John Travolta Tom Cruise “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid” Remake  —  Tom Cruise will reportedly team up with pal John Travolta in a remake of the 1960s western Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.  —  The surrogate father of Scientology plans to produce the remake through his United Artists Studio …

Gary Coleman Is Still Angry  —  These two videos are probably part of some viral campaign for Gary Coleman's new straight-to-the-stoop-sale movie Midgets vs. Mascots, but it still feels like he's speaking from his very soul.  Gary just wants to stomp on his agent's (he has one of those?!) …

Farrah Fawcett Is NOT Near Death, Friend Says  —  A spokesperson for Farrah Fawcett is denying rumors that the former Charlie's Angels is near death.  —  On Farrah Fawcett's behalf, I can confirm that she recently checked into a Los Angeles hospital.  And although it is usually against her nature …

Miley Cyrus: No More Television After Hannah Montana  —  After Hannah Montana ends its run on the Disney Channel, don't look for Miley Cyrus to star in another television series.  —  “I love doing Hannah Montana, but I don't know if I would want to do another show,” Miley told me yesterday …

Psychiatric nurse called after Katona gets hysterical  —  DISTRAUGHT Kerry Katona had to be calmed by a psychiatric nurse after suffering a shocking breakdown, the News of the World can reveal.  —  The troubled coke addict was so hysterical after a bust-up with hubby Mark Croft that a medic had to be called to her house.

New Love for Big Love's Ginnifer Goodwin  —  Forget those rumors about Ginnifer Goodwin dating her He's Just Not That Into You co-star Justin Long — the actress has been getting close to another Hollywood hunk — Cabin Fever's Joey Kern.  —  The couple, who have only recently begun …

Punchy Rourke Turns Jericho's Lights Off  —  Mickey Rourke made good on his promise to not wrestle at Wrestlemania 25 on Sunday night, but that doesn't mean he didn't get in the ring to mix it up with his “rival” Chris Jericho.  —  Before the event, held in Houston this year …

GISELE AND TOM'S GOONS FIRE AT PHOTOGRAPHERS  —  Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's armed bodyguards opened fire on paparazzi at the couple's nuptials in Costa Rica, blasting out the windows of a pho tographer's SUV, and just missing the shaken lensmen, the fotogs said yesterday.