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5:25 AM ET, April 7, 2009

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Ken Baker / E! Online:
Lindsay Lohan: “I'm Taking Break From Sam to Focus on Myself”  —  She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest.  Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
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Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
Source: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Split  —  Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have split, a source tells Usmagazine.com.  —  “This time, Sam means it,” the source tells Us.  —  The couple — who first debuted their relationship in May 2008 at the Cannes Film Festival …
Peter G / Us Weekly:
Samantha Ronson Family Seeks Restraining Order  —  Samantha Ronson's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.  —  “They were directed to the court …
Discussion: AceShowBiz.com
People.com:
Source: Sam's Family Hopes Split with Lindsay Is for Good  —  Lindsay Lohan (left) and Samantha Ronson  —  Lindsay Lohan and her celebrity deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson have split - and this time, Ronson's family hopes it sticks, a source tells PEOPLE.
Discussion: E! Online and dailystab.com
Michael K / Dlisted:
Like She Eats Cake!  —  The dehydrated human dildo known …
Discussion: Guest of a Guest
TMZ.com:
Rihanna Wants a Deal Too  —  Pretty stunning ... Rihanna's lawyer just spoke to reporters, as if he is somehow speaking on behalf of the man who allegedly beat his client — aka Chris Brown.  —  Donald Etra just said Rihanna would be pleased “if it [the case] were over quickly” — as in plea bargain.
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TMZ.com:
Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty  —  Chris Brown has just pled not guilty to two felonies — assault and making criminal threats.  —  With ex girlfriend Rihanna nowhere in sight, Brown showed up at L.A. County criminal courthouse to face the music for allegedly beating the crap out of her back in February.
Ken Lee / People.com:
Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty in Rihanna Assault Case  —  The case of the People versus Chris Brown continues.  —  The musician pleaded not guilty in a Los Angeles courtroom Monday to two felony counts - assault and making criminal threats - in the alleged Feb. 8 beating of his girlfriend Rihanna.
TMZ.com:   Chris Brown — It's Game Time
Hollie McKay / Fox News:
Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly and Hef Reunite For First Time Since Split  —  Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly & Hef Reunite for First Time Since Split, Plus Why She Vows Never to Go Naked Again
Discussion: Lifeline Live
Shanel Odum / Honey Magazine:
If I Were A Ploy  —  Man, choreography can be criminal.  If you let Bey stans tell it, Ciara is the mastermind behind a covert (and treacherously crunk) operation.  Apparently, the 23-year-old singer was so desperate to duplicate Beyonce's success with her latest video, the Timberlake-fueled …
Jake / Funny Videos on Funny …:
ZAC EFRON SHOOT TOOK PLACE INSIDE THE TV!  —  We've got a video coming out on Wednesday that stars Zac Efron, Tom Lennon, and just about everyone else you've ever seen on TV.  It was insane.  Adam Shankman (who did Prop 8 the musical and produced the upcoming 17 again) wanted to make a video …
Discussion: PopSugar, Just Jared and popdirt.com
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The Superficial:
Serena Williams in a bikini  —  These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others.  The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn't care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand.
The Superficial:
Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities  —  Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn't help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I've ever read.  And I read this site!:
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NY Daily News:
The Mayer men the merrier for Jen
Associated Press:
Pal: Farrah Fawcett 'not on death's door'  —  NEW YORK — Farrah Fawcett, who has struggled with cancer since 2006, has checked into a Los Angeles hospital but is “not on death's door,” a producer who has worked with the actress told The Associated Press on Monday.
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X17 Online:
Farrah Fawcett Is NOT Near Death, Friend Says
Discussion: Digital Spy, PopEater, omg! and Dlisted
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna:
Anna Kournikova Tri-ass-thlon Pictures  —  It looks like Anna Kournikova has decided to take part in yet another sport she will never ever win.  Here she is running the Nautica Triathlon in South Beach the other day wearing the number one which is pretty funny considering she's a natural loser.
Elaine Aradillas / People.com:
Another Original Melrose Cast Member Returns  —  First Sydney, now Dr. Michael Mancini: The CW's new Melrose Place has yet another familiar face joining the cast.  —  Thomas Calabro will be reprising his role as Dr. Mancini, the good guy-turned-cheater, a source tells PEOPLE.
Extra:
Chris Noth Holding Up ‘Sex’?  —  Rumor has it that the ladies of “Sex and the City” are ready for their Big Apple reunion — and Mr. Big is holding out!  Is it true?  Hold off on the pouring those cosmos!  Chris Noth is reportedly holding out for more money, but the actor recently dished to …
Michael Fleming / Variety:
Keaton, Goldblum join ‘Glory’  —  Comedy stars Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams  —  Diane Keaton and Jeff Goldblum have signed on to join Harrison Ford and Rachel McAdams in the comedy “Morning Glory” for Paramount Pictures.  —  J.J. Abrams is producing the film, which centers on an aspiring news producer …
Celebuzz Latest Stories:
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Kendra Wilkinson Finally Goes Postal  —  Kendra Wilkinson probably shouldn't seek out an endorsement from the United States Postal Service anytime soon.  The former Girls Next Door girl recently took the time to talk about her upcoming reality series, titled Kendra …
Discussion: People.com and Oh No They Didn't!
Peter Sciretta / /Film:
Early Twitter Buzz: Star Trek Has Secret Premiere in Austin  —  Paramount pulled a MASSIVE bait and switch with tonight's Alamo Drafthouse's screening of Wrath of Kahn on Monday night.  The announced line-up included some never before seen footage from JJ Abrams Star Trek followed by Star Trek II: Wrath of Kahn.
Discussion: Oh No They Didn't!
KMTR-TV:
Man shoots himself during “Watchmen” movie  —  Eugene (KMTR) - A man shot himself to death in a Eugene movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.  —  Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie “Watchmen.”  About midway through the film …
Discussion: Cinematical and /Film
TMZ.com:
Dennis Rodman Booted for Booty Grabbin'  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” reject Dennis Rodman got tossed again — this time for getting too touchy feely at a posh LA hotel.  —  Sources tell TMZ Rodman was asked to leave the London Hotel in West Hollywood on Friday after several guests complained about his behavior.
Discussion: Perez Hilton
 
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