Lindsay Lohan: “I'm Taking Break From Sam to Focus on Myself”  —  She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest.  Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Rihanna Wants a Deal Too  —  Pretty stunning ... Rihanna's lawyer just spoke to reporters, as if he is somehow speaking on behalf of the man who allegedly beat his client — aka Chris Brown.  —  Donald Etra just said Rihanna would be pleased “if it [the case] were over quickly” — as in plea bargain.

Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly and Hef Reunite For First Time Since Split  —  Inside Hef's Super-Sexy Sin City 83rd Birthday: A ‘Beaten Up’ Holly & Hef Reunite for First Time Since Split, Plus Why She Vows Never to Go Naked Again

Another Original Melrose Cast Member Returns  —  First Sydney, now Dr. Michael Mancini: The CW's new Melrose Place has yet another familiar face joining the cast.  —  Thomas Calabro will be reprising his role as Dr. Mancini, the good guy-turned-cheater, a source tells PEOPLE.

Jennifer Aniston has some messed up priorities  —  Jennifer Aniston attended a charity event on Saturday, and in a NY Daily News item about her moving on from John Mayer, I couldn't help but notice the most asinine and ridiculous thing I've ever read.  And I read this site!:

If I Were A Ploy  —  Man, choreography can be criminal.  If you let Bey stans tell it, Ciara is the mastermind behind a covert (and treacherously crunk) operation.  Apparently, the 23-year-old singer was so desperate to duplicate Beyonce's success with her latest video, the Timberlake-fueled …

Pal: Farrah Fawcett 'not on death's door'  —  NEW YORK — Farrah Fawcett, who has struggled with cancer since 2006, has checked into a Los Angeles hospital but is “not on death's door,” a producer who has worked with the actress told The Associated Press on Monday.

Anna Kournikova Tri-ass-thlon Pictures  —  It looks like Anna Kournikova has decided to take part in yet another sport she will never ever win.  Here she is running the Nautica Triathlon in South Beach the other day wearing the number one which is pretty funny considering she's a natural loser.

Our Blog: Zac Efron Shoot took place inside the TV!  —  We've got a video coming out on Wednesday that stars Zac Efron, Tom Lennon, and just about everyone else you've ever seen on TV.  It was insane.  Adam Shankman (who did Prop 8 the musical and produced the upcoming 17 again) …

Serena Williams in a bikini  —  These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others.  The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn't care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand.

Chris Noth Holding Up ‘Sex’?  —  Rumor has it that the ladies of “Sex and the City” are ready for their Big Apple reunion — and Mr. Big is holding out!  Is it true?  Hold off on the pouring those cosmos!  Chris Noth is reportedly holding out for more money, but the actor recently dished to …

Dennis Rodman Booted for Booty Grabbin'  —  “Celebrity Apprentice” reject Dennis Rodman got tossed again — this time for getting too touchy feely at a posh LA hotel.  —  Sources tell TMZ Rodman was asked to leave the London Hotel in West Hollywood on Friday after several guests complained about his behavior.

Man shoots himself during “Watchmen” movie  —  Eugene (KMTR) - A man shot himself to death in a Eugene movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.  —  Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie “Watchmen.”  About midway through the film …

Even Billy Corgan Can't Believe This F**kery  —  How does something like this happen?!  How does a Billy Corgan and a Tila Tequila end up making grossy gross faces at each other at Bravo's A-List Awards.  I feel like I'm having a dream about Thumb Head Boy all grown-up and working as a pimp at a ladyboy bar in Thailand.

Gary Coleman Is Still Angry  —  These two videos are probably part of some viral campaign for Gary Coleman's new straight-to-the-stoop-sale movie Midgets vs. Mascots, but it still feels like he's speaking from his very soul.  Gary just wants to stomp on his agent's (he has one of those?!) …

Keaton, Goldblum join ‘Glory’  —  Comedy stars Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams  —  Diane Keaton and Jeff Goldblum have signed on to join Harrison Ford and Rachel McAdams in the comedy “Morning Glory” for Paramount Pictures.  —  J.J. Abrams is producing the film, which centers on an aspiring news producer …

Miley Cyrus: No More Television After Hannah Montana  —  After Hannah Montana ends its run on the Disney Channel, don't look for Miley Cyrus to star in another television series.  —  “I love doing Hannah Montana, but I don't know if I would want to do another show,” Miley told me yesterday …