Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile  —  Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle!

‘Transformers’ star Shia LaBeouf opens up about his injuries  —  It took moments for Shia LaBeouf's Ford truck to flip over during a wee-hours-of-the-morning car accident last July in West Hollywood.  But nearly nine months later, the damage to LaBeouf's left hand, so badly crushed that one finger …

Mel Gibson's Divorce Could Be Most Expensive in Hollywood History  —  Mel Gibson may soon be writing one of the biggest checks of his life - to his wife.  —  With no indication that the estranged couple - who married 28 years ago - had a prenup, Robyn Gibson, 53, is legally entitled …

Heidi and Spencer Love The Hills, Paparazzi, and Are “Definitely” Running For Office!  —  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were embroiled in lots of drama on last night's episode of The Hills, and this morning they chatted with us about their relationship, plans for the future, and how much fun they have together.

Nicollette Sheridan Slams Desperate Housewives  —  Desperate Housewives' Nicollette Sheridan isn't sad about moving off Wisteria Lane.  —  “When the show started it was such a different beast,” she tells the new issue of TV Guide.  “It was exciting and dangerous and funny and edgy and bizarre.

MADONNA MANOR  —  PAYS $40M FOR UPPER E. SIDE HOME  —  Looks like Malawi will have to wait — Madonna is moving to the Upper East Side, The Post has learned.  —  Madge has signed a contract to buy a four-story, Georgian-style townhouse on East 81st Street for about $40 million, sources said.

Sour notes for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo  —  There's trouble in paradise for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.  —  A source close to the ex-boybander says the two “are on the rocks big time.  They argue all the time, and Nick is done with her.  He feels like she's holding him back, careerwise.”

Megan Fox: “I'm Not the Marrying Type”  —  Megan Fox isn't saying “I Do” anytime soon.  —  “I'm not going to be married — I'm not the marrying type,” the actress — whose next movie Jennifer's Body hits theaters this September — admits to Extra.  —  “And I know your next question is going to be …

Tori Spelling: I'm Not Anorexic  —  Tori Spelling knows her slim figure has been the subject of rumors - and now the mom of two addresses speculation that she's battling an eating disorder.  —  “Oh my God, I'm not anorexic,” Spelling tells PEOPLE in a new interview.  “I acknowledge that I look thin in photos.

Lisa Rinna On Posing in Playboy at 45: “I Look Good Right Now!  Why Not?”  —  Lisa Rinna didn't think twice about posing in Playboy at her age.  —  “I'm 45 years old.  I look good right now.  Why not?” she tells Extra.  “Why not celebrate the beauty of the female body?”

Jamie Foxx Slams Miley Cyrus: “Make a Sex Tape...Do Some Heroin”  —  It's probably safe to say there are no Kids' Choice Awards in Jamie Foxx's immediate future.  —  After taking a call on his Sirius satellite radio show The Foxxhole Sunday, the Oscar winner and his zoo crew lashed …

Eminem Speaks On Drugs, The Death Of Proof & Praises T.I. & Lil Wayne On New XXL Cover  —  Get ready to enter the Em Zone.  Back from a three-year hiatus, Eminem is set to grace two XXL covers for the magazine's June issue on stands May 5, two weeks before Em's fifth solo album, Relapse, hits stores May 19.

Barbara Bush to Marry in Maine This Summer?  —  While Michelle Obama (and that dude she married) have been enjoying the spotlight during their first few months in the White House, I hear a little stardust is about to sprinkle on the previous family to live there.  —  Summer wedding in Maine, anyone?

A Couple AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Pictures (and a Video)  —  AnnaLynne McCord seems to be the “breakout star” of the new 90210 gang, which is completely ridiculous, since she's probably the most annoying person on that show.  Actually, That's not true.  They're all equally incredibly annoying.

It Always Starts With Board Games....  Playboy has this feature on their website called “The Dirty Dozen” where they ask a celebwhore about their f**k life.  You can throw your internet-bought Hoodia in the can and make this s**t your new appetite suppressant of choice.  It's FDA approved.

KANYE READ THIS!!!  —  HAAAA the jacket is ill kanye!  —  Mr. Leto is getting his Kurt Cobain on this season...  What is a MPC?  —  Peddy there are no Yeezy's out anywhere right now.  The pink and black ones are getting ready to drop (he said) whoever you're buying from is about to rip you off.

JESSICA SIMPSON'S ‘SPIRITUAL’ SIDE  —  WHEN John Mayer dated Jessica Simpson, he evidently liked how she looked more than how she talked.  “John used to tell Jess all the time, 'I'm really attracted to your spiritual side,' ” a friend tells us.  “He'd tell her that every time she opened her mouth to speak.