PARADISE LOST  —  PAMELA Anderson (above) has looked a little down and out lately — maybe for good reason.  Courtney Love told us, “Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card.  And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu.”

Lindsay Lohan Reunites With Ex Samantha Ronson  —  Lindsay Lohan stopped by ex Samantha Ronson's Hollywood Hills home Thursday afternoon.  —  It's the same mansion where Lohan, 22, used to live with Ronson, 30, — before the DJ had the locks changed following their breakup and Chateau Marmont blowout fight.

Susan Boyle Debuts New Hairdo  —  Newly brunette Susan Boyle  —  Not content with tweaking her frumpy wardrobe, overnight success Susan Boyle took her style evolution a step further Thursday.  —  A few days after she was pictured in a brightly-colored print dress and black …

Miley Cyrus in can't decide between boyfriend Justin Gaston and ex flame Nick Jonas  —  Actress Miley Cyrus arrives at the UK film premiere of ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie.’  —  Miley Cyrus has some bad news for boyfriend Justin Gaston: She wants to get back together with her ex, Nick Jonas.

Heidi & Spencer's Ridiculous Wedding Plan  —  This is rich.  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are getting married tomorrow, and they are deeply concerned about safety — so they are trying to keep the paparazzi at bay.  Of course, we're not buyin' what they're sellin'.

Heidi and Spencer wedding pics?  Who cares?  —  Plus: Mike Rowe wants ‘Dirty Jobs’ in the stimulus package  —  Tepid interest in Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding might be a sign of tough economic times in the magazine world, according to sources.  Even though the new season of …

Will Ferrell Drinks His Own Urine on Man vs. Wild Adventure!  —  Will Ferrell has done some crazy stunts, but nothing could top his adventure on the Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild.  —  For the first time, the show's host Bear Grylls — an ex-Special Forces soldier and survival expert …

‘Gossip Girl’ Star Leighton Meester Signs Record Deal  —  ‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester will release her debut album with an “electro-pop edge” this fall.  —  Monica Herrera, N.Y.  —  Leighton Meester, star of the CW Network's teen drama “Gossip Girl,” has signed a deal …

Music millionaires suffer huge losses in Sunday Times Rich List  —  Simon Cowell, Andrew Lloyd Webber and the producer of the Mamma Mia musical are some of only a handful of music millionaires to have weathered the economic storm and protected their wealth this year.

Don't Tase The Naked Wizard, Mortal  —  So this video of a naked guy who was previously dressed as a wizard getting tased by cops at Coachella last weekend is getting pretty big (contains wizard nudity):  —  The naked wizard should go on late night TV to plead his case (I'm thinking Kimmel).

Jay Leno Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Humor Transplant  —  Jay's doctors say he's been a little tired lately.  Lately?  Try since 1993.  —  Jay Leno was hospitalized Thursday after complaining he wasn't feeling well, his rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Jay Leno is doing just fine,” an NBC rep told Us.

In Touch Exclusive:Lane Garrison to be released from jail  —  Lane Garrison to be released from jail  —  Lane Garrison isn't making a break for it — he's being released!  The former actor from the Fox hit drama Prison Break just got his walking papers and will become a free man on April 29.

Mary-Kate Olsen excited to be Tribeca juror  —  NEW YORK - Mary-Kate Olsen is taking her duties as a juror at the Tribeca Film Festival as seriously as an A-student getting ready for the first day of school.  —  “I wish there was a class.  It is a huge honor to be a part of it and I was asked …

ANTM: Natalie Accuses Tyra Banks of Being “Shady” & Playing Favorites  —  “I think they edited me to make me look like I was spoiled.  I am completely opposite of the character they made me be on the show,” America's Next Top Model eliminee Natalie Pack tells us.

‘WHATEVER’ PARTY POOPERS  —  EVAN Rachel Wood plays a bubbly blonde in Woody Allen's bumbling “Whatever Works,” which kicked off the Tribeca Film Festival on Wednesday — but she was neither bubbly nor a blonde at the after-party.  The actress, sporting a red dye job, agreed to pose for photos …

Ashton Spreads His Love To Anne  —  In Ashton Kutcher's new movie “Spread” we are introduced to a new term that I plan to use with reckless abandon: “sexual grifter.”  It refers to a person who sleeps with people to get gifts, clothes, apartments, cars and Herpecin prescriptions for free.

Jessica Biel learning to strip  —  Here's Jessica Biel learning how to be a stripper for her upcoming movie Powder.  If you're looking at the picture above, there's no doubt you're noticing the same unbelievably obvious thing as me: Why am I not the rope?!

Wasting Away: Experts Say Lindsay Lohan Has Reached a Dangerous 95 Pounds  —  Wasting Away: Experts Say Super Skinny Lindsay Lohan Has Dropped to a Dangerous 95 Pounds  —  Lindsay Lohan's fragile frame has been a cause of concern for quite some time now, however photographs of the actress shopping …

Mike Comrie: “It's Always Fun Watching” Hilary Duff  —  Hilary Duff has a fan in her boyfriend, Mike Comrie.  —  Before the Ottawa Senators player even saw the premiere of Duff's new film, Stay Cool at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC, he knew he'd enjoy it.  —  “It's always fun watching her work,” he told Usmagazine.com Thursday.

(Mc)Queen Beth Ditto: The Gossip Fronter's Alexander McQueen Shoot & Interview  —  Perhaps once a decade, an unconventionally beautiful (read: not thin) artist exerts such an irresistible magnetism as to blow the deadbolts off of the fashion world and disrupt production of the beauty myth.