PAULA ABDUL TOTALLY FOOLED BY ‘BRUNO’  —  PAULA Abdul is about to be ridiculed at a theater near you — and she doesn't even know it.  A source tells us Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in “Bruno,” conducted a wacky interview with the “American Idol” judge.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘House,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘Heroes,’ ‘Dexter,’ ‘Ugly,’ 'Grey's,' ‘Gossip Girl,’ and more!  —  Question: Give me a reason to watch House next week.  —Jo  —  Ausiello: House and Cuddy get physical!  —  Question: As much as I loved your all-House Ask Ausiello …

Jon Gosselin: ‘I Showed Poor Judgment’  —  The Gosselin family  —  Reality star Jon Gosselin is firing back at reports that he has been stepping out on his wife Kate, whose lives with their eight children are showcased on TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8.  —  “Like most people …

BOO!  Is the Idol House Haunted?  —  The American Idol house with (inset) Anoop Desai  —  No, it's not the ghost of Elvis, but somebody is apparently haunting the nine-bedroom Bel Air mansion where the American Idol contestants are bunking while they're in competition.

EXCLUSIVE: Octo-Mom Visited by Child Services and Detectives  —  After a forty-five minute visit, the social services agency left Suleman's home “impressed by how organized everything was” according to the mother of fourteen.  Suleman admitted to RadarOnline.com that the visit was her fault …

Shanna Moakler Confirms Pageant Organization Paid For Carrie Prejean's Breast Implants  —  Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed the group behind the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants, weeks before she competed in Miss USA.

Sean Penn Files for Legal Separation  —  Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn  —  Although they tried to work things out, another A-list Hollywood couple is calling it quits.  Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show.

Alex Rodriguez — B*tch T*ts?!  —  Don't blame us for the nickname...  According to a brand new report from the person who broke the original A-Rod steroid story a few months ago, some of A-Rod's Yankees teammates called him “Bitch Tits” in 2005 — because he allegedly developed man boobies from steroids.

Kim Kardashian Goes Un-Photoshopped  —  When life gives you un-Photoshopped pictures leaked onto the Internet, make a Life & Style cover out of it.  It's been over a month since Kim Kardashian blogged her rousing cry of “So what: I have a little cellulite,” and she's back to prove just how seriously “so what” she is.

Hefner: Rumors of Wanting Holly Back Are “Bizarre”  —  Hugh Hefner is not sitting in the Playboy Mansion pining away for former girlfriend Holly Madison.  —  Hef came to me today to clear up new reports that claim—he says, falsely—that he's trying to win Madison back because she is the true love of his life.

Scarlett scoops booby prize  —  The Lost In Translation beauty has topped a poll of Hollywood's best breasts - beating the likes of HALLE BERRY and JESSICA SIMPSON to the prize.  —  To see more pics of Scarlett, click below.  —  Scarlett's formidable 34DD chest is not just a favourite with film fans.

Julianne Hough Not Returning For 'Dancing's' Season 9  —  Julianne Hough,Dancing With the Stars,Melissa Rycroft,Chuck Wicks  —  Julianne Hough says she will not be back on “Dancing With the Stars” for Season 9.  —  “I'm not doing next season,” Julianne told Access Hollywood after she and her partner …

Duo cast in indie dramedy ‘Hesher’  —  Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rainn Wilson join Natalie Portman  —  Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rainn Wilson have joined Natalie Portman in “Hesher,” an indie dramedy being directed by Spencer Susser.  —  The story centers on a loser twentysomething who invades …

Lindsay's New (And Much Older) Man Revealed  —  Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a dip in a Maui tide pool and even posing for pictures with a new guy during her Hawaiian vacation on Tuesday.  So who is the mystery man?  None other than Ben Holz, who, believe it or not, is kind of a computer nerd!

Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber's Son Briefly Hospitalized  —  Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber  —  Liev Schreiber had a good reason for missing Tuesday's Los Angeles premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine: His 21-month-old son, Sasha, was sick, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Redmond O'Neal Pleads Not Guilty to Heroin Charge  —  Redmond O'Neal  —  Redmond O'Neal pleaded not guilty Wednesday in a Santa Clarita, Calif., court to a felony charge of heroin possession stemming from his arrest in a jail parking lot.  —  The troubled son of ailing Farrah Fawcett …

Chris Brown's Case Might Get Dismissed  —  The photo that was felt around the world might get the case against Chris Brown completely dismissed.  Chris' lawyer, Mark Geragos, blabbed this morning outside of the courthouse that if the beat down photo of Alien Princess RiRi was leaked by someone …