PAULA ABDUL TOTALLY FOOLED BY ‘BRUNO’  —  PAULA Abdul is about to be ridiculed at a theater near you — and she doesn't even know it.  A source tells us Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in “Bruno,” conducted a wacky interview with the “American Idol” judge.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘House,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘Heroes,’ ‘Dexter,’ ‘Ugly,’ 'Grey's,' ‘Gossip Girl,’ and more!  —  Question: Give me a reason to watch House next week.  —Jo  —  Ausiello: House and Cuddy get physical!  —  Question: As much as I loved your all-House Ask Ausiello …

Jon Gosselin: ‘I Showed Poor Judgment’  —  The Gosselin family  —  Reality star Jon Gosselin is firing back at reports that he has been stepping out on his wife Kate, whose lives with their eight children are showcased on TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8.  —  “Like most people …

Shanna Moakler Confirms Pageant Organization Paid For Carrie Prejean's Breast Implants  —  Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed the group behind the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants, weeks before she competed in Miss USA.

BOO!  Is the Idol House Haunted?  —  The American Idol house with (inset) Anoop Desai  —  No, it's not the ghost of Elvis, but somebody is apparently haunting the nine-bedroom Bel Air mansion where the American Idol contestants are bunking while they're in competition.

A-Rod on 'roids for years, new book claims … Alex Rodriguez may have bulked up with steroids as early as high school - and was suspected of juicing while playing for the Yankees, a bombshell new book reports.  —  Although the slugger insists he dabbled in steroids only while with the Texas Rangers …

EXCLUSIVE: Octo-Mom Visited by Child Services and Detectives  —  After a forty-five minute visit, the social services agency left Suleman's home “impressed by how organized everything was” according to the mother of fourteen.  Suleman admitted to RadarOnline.com that the visit was her fault …

Sean Penn Files for Legal Separation  —  Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn  —  Although they tried to work things out, another A-list Hollywood couple is calling it quits.  Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show.

Beyoncé Imposter Tricks Vienna Museum  —  The imposter with museum director Klaus Albrecht, Beyoncé inset (left)  —  The Albertina Museum in Austria got an exciting call on Tuesday: A manager for Beyonce Knowles said that the star was on her way over.

Kim Kardashian Goes Un-Photoshopped  —  When life gives you un-Photoshopped pictures leaked onto the Internet, make a Life & Style cover out of it.  It's been over a month since Kim Kardashian blogged her rousing cry of “So what: I have a little cellulite,” and she's back to prove just how seriously “so what” she is.

Lindsay's New (And Much Older) Man Revealed  —  Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a dip in a Maui tide pool and even posing for pictures with a new guy during her Hawaiian vacation on Tuesday.  So who is the mystery man?  None other than Ben Holz, who, believe it or not, is kind of a computer nerd!

Elizabeth Edwards write about husband's affair in book … Campaign cad John Edwards' cheating ways made his wife, Elizabeth, sick to her stomach - literally.  —  After the former presidential hopeful confessed his betrayal, Elizabeth Edwards writes in her new book, “I cried and screamed, I went to the bathroom and threw up.”

Hefner: Rumors of Wanting Holly Back Are “Bizarre”  —  Hugh Hefner is not sitting in the Playboy Mansion pining away for former girlfriend Holly Madison.  —  Hef came to me today to clear up new reports that claim—he says, falsely—that he's trying to win Madison back because she is the true love of his life.

Duo cast in indie dramedy ‘Hesher’  —  Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rainn Wilson join Natalie Portman  —  Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rainn Wilson have joined Natalie Portman in “Hesher,” an indie dramedy being directed by Spencer Susser.  —  The story centers on a loser twentysomething who invades …

Scarlett scoops booby prize  —  The Lost In Translation beauty has topped a poll of Hollywood's best breasts - beating the likes of HALLE BERRY and JESSICA SIMPSON to the prize.  —  To see more pics of Scarlett, click below.  —  Scarlett's formidable 34DD chest is not just a favourite with film fans.

Rihanna's Leaked Photo May Plug Up Chris Brown Case  —  AP Photo/ Bob Chamberlin; Larry Busacca/Getty Images  —  Will Rihanna's leaked police photo drain the life from the prosecution's case against Chris Brown?  —  If Brown attorney Mark Geragos has his way, it will.

Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber's Son Briefly Hospitalized  —  Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber  —  Liev Schreiber had a good reason for missing Tuesday's Los Angeles premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine: His 21-month-old son, Sasha, was sick, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.