PAULA ABDUL TOTALLY FOOLED BY ‘BRUNO’  —  PAULA Abdul is about to be ridiculed at a theater near you — and she doesn't even know it.  A source tells us Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in “Bruno,” conducted a wacky interview with the “American Idol” judge.

Tyra Banks stalker Brady Green found guilty, but won't do jail time  —  A Brooklyn supermarket worker was convicted Thursday of stalking supermodel-turned-talk show host Tyra Banks - although the obsessed superfan won't do any jail time.  —  Brady Green, 39, was found guilty …

‘Top Gun’ Star Kelly McGillis Confirms Lesbian Rumors  —  Tom Cruise's girlfriend in the 1980s hit “Top Gun” confirmed in an interview the longstanding rumor that she's gay.  —  Kelly McGillis told the Internet show Girl Rock! that she was single, and in the market for a female partner.

EXCLUSIVE: Octo-Mom Visited by Child Services and Detectives  —  After a forty-five minute visit, the social services agency left Suleman's home “impressed by how organized everything was” according to the mother of fourteen.  Suleman admitted to RadarOnline.com that the visit was her fault …

Beyoncé Imposter Tricks Vienna Museum  —  The imposter with museum director Klaus Albrecht, Beyoncé inset (left)  —  The Albertina Museum in Austria got an exciting call on Tuesday: A manager for Beyonce Knowles said that the star was on her way over.

‘American Idol’ contestant, Allison Iraheta, exposed!  —  Is ‘American Idol’ contestant, Allison Iraheta, completely fake?  —  Allison may be sporting grungy outfits, today, but just a few years ago she looked and acted TOTALLY different.  The singer may have never mentioned this on 'Idol …

Shanna Moakler Confirms Pageant Organization Paid For Carrie Prejean's Breast Implants  —  Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed the group behind the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants, weeks before she competed in Miss USA.

Lindsay's New (And Much Older) Man Revealed  —  Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a dip in a Maui tide pool and even posing for pictures with a new guy during her Hawaiian vacation on Tuesday.  So who is the mystery man?  None other than Ben Holz, who, believe it or not, is kind of a computer nerd!

Elizabeth Edwards write about husband's affair in book … Campaign cad John Edwards' cheating ways made his wife, Elizabeth, sick to her stomach - literally.  —  After the former presidential hopeful confessed his betrayal, Elizabeth Edwards writes in her new book, “I cried and screamed, I went to the bathroom and threw up.”

Jessica Simpson Helps Welcome Home a “Blessed” Lane Garrison  —  Loading...  Hours after his release from prison and a gathering at Jessica Simpson's parents' house, a noticeably thinner Lane Garrison spoke exclusively to E! News as he arrived at the Los Angeles-area Tarzana Treatment Center …

X17 XCLUSIVE - LeAnn And Her Hubby Make Out At The Dinner Table!  —  I guess these two don't need to worry about breath mints or food stuck in their teeth!  LeAnn Rimes and her hubby Dean Sheremet dined at Marix in Santa Monica last night, and it seems like the lovebirds spent more time kissing than they did eating!

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington Join Bone-Marrow Search  —  Ed Burns had just dropped off his 3-year-old son at his Manhattan school when the actor-director spotted a flier on the wall about a preschooler in need of a life-saving bone marrow transplant.  “It broke my heart,” the Saving Private Ryan star tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Alex Rodriguez — B*tch T*ts?!  —  Don't blame us for the nickname...  According to a brand new report from the person who broke the original A-Rod steroid story a few months ago, some of A-Rod's Yankees teammates called him “Bitch Tits” in 2005 — because he allegedly developed man boobies from steroids.

Drink up!  Justin Timberlake's 901 tequila's the real deal  —  Meet Justin Timberlake, distiller of fine tequila.  That's not his latest spoof for “Saturday Night Live” - it's real.  —  Who knew the “Sexy Back” singer had a flair for both smooth moves, and smooth liquors?  Experts agree - the stuff is good.

Hugh Jackman savages Australia's adoption laws  —  HUGH Jackman has sent a message of support to Madonna after her failed bid to adopt a Malawian orphan while bitterly attacking Australia's adoption laws.  —  The Aussie movie star and his wife, Deborra-Lee, have two kids who they adopted …

Anna Faris ‘Fattening It Up’ for Her Wedding  —  Anna Faris starred as a Playboy Playmate in The House Bunny and donned a bikini for the cover of Self, but these days, the actress, who plans to wed actor Chris Pratt, 29, this summer, is less concerned with her figure than ever.

Kim Kardashian Goes Un-Photoshopped  —  When life gives you un-Photoshopped pictures leaked onto the Internet, make a Life & Style cover out of it.  It's been over a month since Kim Kardashian blogged her rousing cry of “So what: I have a little cellulite,” and she's back to prove just how seriously “so what” she is.