Jessica Alba Vandalized Downtown Oklahoma City.  Seriously.  —  I've written a bunch of crazy things during the brief history of The Lost Ogle.  Nothing, though, can probably match the truthful absurdity of the following sentence:  —  Last week, Jessica Alba plastered posters …

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli Take a Break  —  Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli  —  On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE.  —  “They're taking time off for the time being, they've split,” says a source.

Exclusive: ‘Pregnant Man’ Gives Birth to Second Child  —  Thomas Beatie, the Transgender Man Born a Woman, Welcomes Baby Boy to Family  —  Thomas Beatie, the controversial “pregnant man,” gave birth to his second child, a healthy baby boy, early this morning, “20/20” has learned.

Source: Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston Split  —  After less than a year of dating, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The two split on Sunday, a source tells Us.  —  “They have been having trouble for a while,” says the insider.

James Van Der Beek, Wife Split  —  James Van Der Beek and his wife, actress Heather McComb, have separated, his rep confirms to Usmagazine.com exclusively.  —  “They remain good friends,” his rep tells Us.  —  The two split two months ago, adds a source.

The New Issue of Rolling Stone: The Liberation of Adam Lambert  —  American Idol's glamtastic runner-up Adam Lambert opens up in the next issue of Rolling Stone, speaking frankly about his sexuality, though he doesn't think his revelation is particularly shocking.

Judges to show Madge Mercy  —  MADONNA has persuaded three appeal judges to allow her to adopt Malawian orphan MERCY JAMES, The Sun can reveal.  —  Two have already submitted reports recommending it go ahead and the third is said to be “in complete unison with them”.

Britney Spears Is Dating Her Agent  —  After a tumultuous relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and a heartbreaking divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has found somebody new - and her family approves.  —  Confirming Internet rumors, a source tells PEOPLE that Spears, 27 …

First look: Mickey Rourke suits up as Whiplash for ‘Iron Man 2’  —  In Iron Man 2, the scarlet and golden-metaled hero must face an adversary with technological upgrades of his own.  —  Whiplash (Mickey Rourke) sports a power pack on his chest that looks similar to the one used by Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.).

Kelly Rutherford's Husband: I Wasn't Notified of Daughter's Birth  —  Kelly Rutherford with Daniel Giersch  —  The ill will from a divorce and custody battle with Kelly Rutherford has now apparently reached into the hospital delivery room.  —  The Gossip Girl star welcomed her second child …

“Very Happy” Mike Tyson Marries Girlfriend in Vegas  —  Maybe Mike Tyson is trying to find happiness in mourning.  —  Adding another chapter to his fascinating, if sad, life story, the fallen heavyweight champ (and current Hangover cutup) married girlfriend Lakiha Spicer in Las Vegas over the weekend …

George H.W. Bush — Private Stimulus Package  —  Read my lips — “WTF?!”  —  Okay, okay ... allow us to explain: The chick using President George H.W. Bush's lap as a seat cushion in this photo is NOT a stripper — she's a “performer.”  —  In fact, the woman, Katie Cameron …

Danny Gans' Death Ruled Accidental  —  Legendary Las Vegas performer Danny Gans' cause of death has been ruled an accidental overdose of pain medication.  —  Clark County Coroner Michael Murphy said Danny officially died from hydromorphone toxicity due to chronic pain syndrome …

Jessica Simpson's Breasts (We Salute You)  —  This post is for all you Jessica Simpson haters, Oh you know who you are.  Try to hate these tits!  I bet you can't.  Here she is heading out for dinner in NYC and proving to the world that she is hands down the Queen Of Cleavage!  Bow down to the Mammaries.

12 Christina Aguilera See-Throughs  —  Seriously, does she even own a bra?  Click to view uncensored...  10 Most Outrageous See-Throughs  —  Christina Aguilera or Transvestite?

Prince: So Hip He Needs Two New Ones  —  Prince was on the prowl again last night, making an unscheduled appearance at the Apollo Theater's 75th anniversary celebration to toast Patti LaBelle.  —  But the real buzz on Prince is that his much reported hip problems of the past have now turned into need for a double hip replacement.

Anika Noni Rose: Jennifer Hudson's Baby Will Be ‘Much Loved’  —  Dreamgirls star Anika Noni Rose says Jennifer Hudson will be the perfect mother.  —  “She will be a great, amazing and loving mom,” Rose told PEOPLE at a party for Grey's Anatomy star Chandra Wilson's Broadway performance in Chicago on Monday in New York.

PopEater Tests Lindsay Lohan's Tanner  —  With Lindsay Lohan laying low lately, we here at PopEater found ourselves fixing for some LiLo, so we decided to get brave and conduct an experiment: We tried out her self-tanning spray, Sevin Nyne.  The fine streets of New York City played host …

Joe Jonas Explains Why He Did ‘Single Ladies’  —  The Jonas Brother says he donned a leotard and painful heels for the sake of his fans.  —  First, it was the Beyoncé fans.  Then it was Justin Timberlake on “Saturday Night Live.”  And sometime last week, months …