JEALOUS OVER JON & KATE  —  LINDSAY Lohan and Paris Hilton are being replaced by reality-TV couple Jon and Kate Gosselin on covers of celebrity weeklies — and they can't stand it.  “Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source.

David Archuleta's Dad Busted for Hiring a Hooker  —  The father of American Idol runner-up David Archuleta was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute, stemming from a raid in January.  —  David Archuleta, a seventh season fan favorite, lost to David Cook.  He released his first album in late 2008.

EXCLUSIVE: Robert Pattinson Hit By Cab!  —  Rob Pattinson is quickly learning the hazards of filming a movie in New York City - he was hit by a taxi cab on Thursday while running away from hysterical fans!  —  RadarOnline.com witnessed the Twilight star get clipped by a cab around noon …

Lauren Conrad's Shocking Confession - Not So Shocking!  —  As Lauren Conrad is pimping out her new book, she is letting her mouth fly open and revealing all kinds of secrets from her former show The Hills.  —  The biggest thing she let drop this morning while on The View was that the so-called …

Cher ‘Will Support’ Chaz's Sex Change  —  Cher and Chaz Bono  —  Now that Chaz Bono (formerly known as Chastity) has gone public with his sex change, his mother, Cher, is opening up about how she feels about the news.  —  “Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support …

Billy Joel's Daughter: I “Wasn't Surprised” by Dad's Split  —  Alexa Ray Joel says she is standing by her dad Billy Joel, who announced Wednesday that he is splitting from his third wife, Katie Lee.  —  “I was the first person that he came to [with the news],” she told Usmagazine.com Wednesday …

Ricky Martin comes out...sort of  —  It's a rumour that has plagued hip wiggling Ricky Martin for over decade.  —  But now after becoming a proud single dad to surrogate twins, the shimmering Livin' la Vida Loca singer has come out the closet...sort of.  —  The Puerto Rican superstar concedes …

Hillary Clinton Cancels Appearance With Angelina After Breaking Her Elbow  —  Hillary Clinton has canceled a meeting Thursday with Angelina Jolie after breaking her elbow.  —  “On the way to the White House late this afternoon, Secretary Clinton fell and suffered a right elbow fracture,” …

‘Mission: Impossible IV’ in the works  —  Cruise, Abrams to co-produce Paramount sequel  —  “Mission: Impossible IV,” which once seemed truly impossible, is taking shape at Paramount.  —  Tom Cruise and J.J. Abrams have agreed to co-produce the sequel, which is aimed at a 2011 release.

It's official: T.R. Knight exits 'Grey's Anatomy'  —  Fall's still months away, but one of last season's bigger Grey's Anatomy cliffhangers has already been resolved: Sources confirm to me exclusively that T.R. Knight's wish to be released from his contract has been granted.

DENISE RICHARDS' STORY IS BEYOND THIS REALM  —  DENISE Richards.  Divorced single mom of two, star of “It's Compli cated,” her own E! reality series, and now — ta-da! — the host next month of psychic/medium/ spiritualist/mentalist/metaphysicist/ cross-overist John Edward's show.

Sitcom Saga: TV Mom Claims Will Smith Was No Prince  —  Actress Janet Hubert is probably best known as Aunt Vivian on the Will Smith sitcom, ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air.’  —  The 53-year-old actress was fired from the show in 1993 and replaced by actress Daphne Maxwell Reid.

Smallville Casting Exclusive: Brian Austin Green Is Metallo!  —  It's official — the new season of Smallville can't get here soon enough.  —  Brian Austin Green has been cast on Smallville as the DC Comics villain Metallo, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.

Doogie Is Going To Be A Daddy  —  Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka are interviewing potential surrogate mothers to deliver the couple's first child, Star magazine is reporting.  “Neil and David can't wait to hold their baby; they don't care if it's a boy or a girl.

Britney Spears' angers northern fans as she yells 'what's up London?' at her Manchester gig  —  She had driven 200 miles from London to get there.  But when Britney Spears greeted the audience at her Manchester show last night it was clear she had absolutely no idea where she was.

Garth Brooks' Lesbian Sister Caught Naked In Neighborhood  —  Garth Brooks is trying to hide a family secret from his fans - his sister Betsy Smittle is allegedly struggling with bipolar disorder and recently faced police arrest for streaking down her street.

Asher Book & Kay Panabaker: Fame Trailer!  —  On-screen love interests Asher Book and Kay Panabaker share scenes together in the much-anticipated remake of movie musical Fame, out Sept. 25.  —  The film also stars So You Think You Can Dance alum Kherington Payne, Naturi Naughton …

Whitney Port's New Friends  —  Olivia Palermo, MTV thinks your boring.  —  Whitney Port will be toting two new accessories for her second time around “The City,” and they come in the form of Roxy and Samantha.  —  Palermo, who was Port's leading frenemy last season, reportedly cannot be filmed …

Lindsay Lohan off the hook in Scotland Yard's missing Elle jewels case  —  Lindsay Lohan's luck seems to be improving.  —  Elle magazine isn't holding the starlet responsible for the $500,000 worth of Dior jewelry that went missing during a June 6 photo shoot in London.

Lost's Maggie Grace Is Returning to Hawaii!  —  The final season of Lost is starting to look like that farewell to ER that recently aired—you know, the one that showcased nearly all the former cast members?  —  Emilie de Ravin's return to the island is already confirmed, and Dominic Monaghan's is in a promising state of limbo.

Kelis Is Cash Poor  —  Kelis has just filed her financials with the court, making her case to get support and baby expenses from estranged hubby Nas.  —  Kelis says from 11/08 to 4/09, her average monthly income was $21,616.  Hardly poor, but way less than what she and Nas were pulling in while she was with him.