JEALOUS OVER JON & KATE  —  LINDSAY Lohan and Paris Hilton are being replaced by reality-TV couple Jon and Kate Gosselin on covers of celebrity weeklies — and they can't stand it.  “Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source.

EXCLUSIVE: Robert Pattinson Hit By Cab!  —  Rob Pattinson is quickly learning the hazards of filming a movie in New York City - he was hit by a taxi cab on Thursday while running away from hysterical fans!  —  RadarOnline.com witnessed the Twilight star get clipped by a cab around noon …

Lauren Conrad's Shocking Confession - Not So Shocking!  —  As Lauren Conrad is pimping out her new book, she is letting her mouth fly open and revealing all kinds of secrets from her former show The Hills.  —  The biggest thing she let drop this morning while on The View was that the so-called …

David Archuleta's Dad Busted for Hiring a Hooker  —  The father of American Idol runner-up David Archuleta was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute, stemming from a raid in January.  —  David Archuleta, a seventh season fan favorite, lost to David Cook.  He released his first album in late 2008.

Cher ‘Will Support’ Chaz's Sex Change  —  Cher and Chaz Bono  —  Now that Chaz Bono (formerly known as Chastity) has gone public with his sex change, his mother, Cher, is opening up about how she feels about the news.  —  “Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support …

Exclusive!  Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka not toasting arrival of a new baby just yet!  —  Earlier today we reported that Star magazine (such a bastion of reliability!) was claiming that Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were busy planning for a little bundle of joy.  According to Star:

Ricky Martin comes out...sort of  —  It's a rumour that has plagued hip wiggling Ricky Martin for over decade.  —  But now after becoming a proud single dad to surrogate twins, the shimmering Livin' la Vida Loca singer has come out the closet...sort of.  —  The Puerto Rican superstar concedes …

Britney Spears' angers northern fans as she yells 'what's up London?' at her Manchester gig  —  She had driven 200 miles from London to get there.  But when Britney Spears greeted the audience at her Manchester show last night it was clear she had absolutely no idea where she was.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Writing a Relationship Advice Book  —  Serial dater Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book.  —  In The Day I Shot Cupid (to hit stores March 2010), the Ghost Whisperer star, 30, “reveals a surprisingly wicked sense of humor as she explores the new landscape …

What's With Heather Locklear's Mystery Ring?  —  Heather Locklear is having an on-again, off-again relationship - with a diamond ring.  —  The actress has been spotted around L.A. wearing the dazzling bauble on the ring finger of her left hand, including when she arrived …

Billy Joel's Daughter: I “Wasn't Surprised” by Dad's Split  —  Alexa Ray Joel says she is standing by her dad Billy Joel, who announced Wednesday that he is splitting from his third wife, Katie Lee.  —  “I was the first person that he came to [with the news],” she told Usmagazine.com Wednesday …

LeAnn Wants A Divorce?  —  ...but she looked so happy when we snapped her shopping at a local golf store (yes, really) yesterday!  Maybe she's so tickled because she's going to be single and on the prowl soon?  According to a source for In Touch Weekly, LeAnn has told hubby Dean Sheremet …

Lindsay's New Girl: Brittny Gastineau!?  —  Woah...we know Lindsay has a lot of [party buddies] friends in Hollywood, but we never would have put her with socialite/D-lister Brittny Gastineau!  Lindsay and Brittny started off their evening by leaving Lilo's pad around midnight, and they headed to Nobu, where they stayed until 1:10am.

Lindsay Lohan off the hook in Scotland Yard's missing Elle jewels case  —  Lindsay Lohan's luck seems to be improving.  —  Elle magazine isn't holding the starlet responsible for the $500,000 worth of Dior jewelry that went missing during a June 6 photo shoot in London.

Whitney Port's New Friends  —  Olivia Palermo, MTV thinks your boring.  —  Whitney Port will be toting two new accessories for her second time around “The City,” and they come in the form of Roxy and Samantha.  —  Palermo, who was Port's leading frenemy last season, reportedly cannot be filmed …

Nick Lachey: I've “Never Heard” Susan Boyle Sing  —  “I have never heard her sing,” he told Usmagazine.com at a Jetblue Airways and VH1 Save the Music Foundation event in Hollywood on Wednesday.  —  His girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo couldn't quite place the Scottish singing sensation …

Ohio Catholic Priest Comes OUT as a Drag Queen with a Billboard Dance Hit  —  In celebration of Gay Pride Month, Big Mama Capretta reveals the surprise truth about her identity.  By day, Capretta is none other than Father Anthony, a proud practicing Catholic priest from Columbus, Ohio!

Sitcom Saga: TV Mom Claims Will Smith Was No Prince  —  Actress Janet Hubert is probably best known as Aunt Vivian on the Will Smith sitcom, ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air.’  —  The 53-year-old actress was fired from the show in 1993 and replaced by actress Daphne Maxwell Reid.

‘Idol’ belter Carly Smithson's new band falls into place  —  By Brian Mansfield, Special for USA TODAY  —  American Idol powerhouse vocalist Carly Smithson is joining the original guys of Evanescence, who are relaunching as a hard-rock band called The Fallen.

DENISE RICHARDS' STORY IS BEYOND THIS REALM  —  DENISE Richards.  Divorced single mom of two, star of “It's Compli cated,” her own E! reality series, and now — ta-da! — the host next month of psychic/medium/ spiritualist/mentalist/metaphysicist/ cross-overist John Edward's show.