Jon Gosselin Spotted With a New Girl  —  A week after his trip to St. Tropez with 22-year-old party girl Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin has been spotted with a new lady.  —  Wearing a black sports coat and a white, button-up shirt, the 32-year-old father of eight hit NYC restaurant Accademia di Vino …

‘Burn Notice’ Star Torched for DUI  —  The star of that show “Burn Notice” may have been a little too lit up when he got behind the wheel last weekend — dude was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence in Miami.  —  TMZ has learned Jeffrey Donovan was arrested on suspicion of DUI last Sunday, July 12th.

Bam Margera 911 Call — ‘Possible Overdose’  —  TMZ has learned “Jackass” star Bam Margera was rushed to the hospital yesterday after paramedics responded to a 911 call for a “possible overdose.”  —  We're told state troopers and medical personnel arrived to his home in West Chester, Pennsylvania at around 1:30 PM.

JOHN MAYER'S OUTSIZED EGO  —  JOHN Mayer (above) could be the most narcissistic celebrity ever.  An insider said, “Several years ago when he was dating Jessica Simpson, he couldn't go to her birthday party because he was on tour.  So the night of her birthday she had dinner with [hairdresser] Ken Paves and a few friends.

Chris Brown Apologizes for Rihanna Assault  —  We've obtained a video of Chris Brown telling his fans how sorry he is over the Rihanna assault.  —  Brown says he wanted to apologize earlier but couldn't on the advice of his lawyer.

Paula Abdul Done with ‘Idol’?  —  After 8 successful seasons on “American Idol,” Paula Abdul's new manager says his client might not be returning to the FOX show.  “Very sadly, it does not appear that she's going to be back on ‘Idol,’” David Sonenberg told The Los Angeles Times.

Tony Romo Is ‘Emotionally Drained,’ Says Pal  —  Tony Romo showed a bit of post-split wear and tear over the weekend.  —  Jessica Simpson's former beau scored second place to former major league baseball player Rick Rhoden at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship in Tahoe.

Beckham heckled, jeered by fans in LA  —  David Beckham has reportedly confronted fans in Los Angeles after being heckled and jeered during his first match for LA Galaxy in five months.  —  The footballer, who had been on loan to AC Milan, endured boos every time he touched the ball …

Sienna Miller: ‘I nearly burnt my breasts making GI Joe’  —  In what would have been the most bizarre on set accident yet, actress Sienna Miller revealed she nearly burnt her breasts making new movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.  —  Speaking at an event in Sydney, Australia, to promote the film …

Giant Gap in Dakota Fanning's New Moon Poster  —  Isn't this New Moon poster featuring Dakota Fanning lovely?  —  Too bad it isn't real.  —  True, the actress is playing evil Jane in the upcoming Twilight sequel, but in this supposed one-sheet, she looks less like a scary vamp and more like a Gap ad.

Demi Moore's Mohawk Comes Courtesy of Kutcher  —  Ah, those crazy, Twitter-addicted kids are at it once again.  —  It looks like Ashton Kutcher decided to have a little fun with Photoshop this weekend and posted a pic to his account of Demi Moore sporting a fake Mohawk.  —  “Wifey just got a new haircut,” he wrote.

Fit & Trim Valerie Bertinelli Finishes Half-Marathon  —  Drop 50 pounds, check.  Don a bikini on the cover of PEOPLE magazine, check.  Run a half-marathon ... check!  —  After crossing the finish line of Sunday's Napa-to-Sonoma Wine Country Half-Marathon in yet another personal first …

Jessica Simpson Has a Girls' Night Out  —  Jessica Simpson out with pals  —  Jessica Simpson didn't make it to producer Billy Clark's birthday in Los Angeles on Saturday - but that doesn't mean she didn't have any fun this weekend.  —  The singer, 29, joined her close girlfriends CaCee Cobb …

Michael Jackson: Sony nearing deal for feature film using rehearsal footage  —  There's a bidding war going on for big-screen rights to Michael Jackson's final rehearsal footage, and according to reports in Variety and the Los Angeles Times, Sony Pictures is close to sealing the deal with an offer of over $50 million.

Padma Lakshmi could heat up sitcom  —  ‘Top Chef’ host eyes possible NBC show  —  “Top Chef” host Padma Lakshmi is cooking up plans to star in a sitcom for NBC.  —  Lakshmi has sealed a development deal with the Peacock and sister Universal Media Studios, which plans to create a half-hour comedy for her.

Voltron comes together again  —  Atlas Entertainment's Charles Roven, Richard Suckle and Steve Alexander are ready to form “Voltron.”  —  The producers behind “Get Smart” and “The International” (and Roven of course also produced “The Dark Knight) have acquired the rights …

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner Cozy Up for New Moon  —  Looks like things are getting mighty steamy in Bella's truck!  In a just-released still photo from New Moon, Kristen Stewart - as Twilight's beloved heroine - cozies up to teen hunk Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob Black.

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures  —  If the old pictures of Lisa Rinna's killer MILF body in a bikini didn't make most of my female readers feel like fat pieces of garbage, these new ones sure will.  Here she is walking the beach with her douche looking hotter than a twenty year old, at least from the neck down.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Samantha Throws Lindsay And Her Clothes Out The Door At 6am!  —  Well, she certainly tried to!  Yesterday evening Lindsay Lohan went shopping at Urban Outfitters on Melrose, and a little bit later we snapped Samantha at Nobu in Malibu with gal pal Drea de Matteo.