JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S STAGE MARRIAGE  —  CONGRATS to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy.  The lovebirds got spontaneously engaged on stage at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, Calif., Saturday night.  Kennedy was entertaining the crowd for over two hours before he pulled Hewitt up to tell jokes and sing.

K-Fed and Girlfriend Plan Chaotic 2.0  —  Guess who's ba-a-ack?!  —  It's Britney Spears' wife-beater-loving ex-husband Kevin Federline, and he's eyeing a new reality program to show off his latest girlfriend, Victoria Prince, and (gasp) his two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, a source tells E! News.

Harry Potter's future wife Bonnie Wright throws off geeky Hogwarts look as she poses in magical fashion shoot  —  It seems Harry Potter star Emma Watson has some hot competition in the fashion stakes.  —  Step forward Bonnie Wright, who plays Harry's love interest and future wife Ginny Weasley in the hit films.

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise Parties With David Beckham; Victoria Gets Mad  —  What did David Beckham do after being booed at his first home game with the Los Angeles Galaxy Sunday?  He partied with wife Victoria and celeb pal Tom Cruise at L.A.'s swanky hotspot Hyde -and when Posh got snooty, Becks grabbed some booty.

Brit's Conservatorship - All Good Things Must End  —  Britney Spears' daddy is ready to release his daughter into the wild again — we've learned the conservatorship may be coming to an end.  —  Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November.

Ryan O'Neal reveals Farrah's final struggle  —  Actress' longtime love says: ‘She never closed her eyes; she was holding on’  —  In his first interview since Farrah Fawcett died June 25 after a long battle with cancer, Ryan O'Neal recounted her final hours.  —  Ryan O'Neal on Fawcett's final hours

Exclusive: Mischa Barton mess forces ‘Beautiful Life’ to prep contingency plan  —  The Beautiful Life will go on, with or without its troubled star Mischa Barton.  —  Although reps for The CW and CBS Television Studios declined to comment, multiple sources confirm that producers …

Jackson Family War Over Michael's Will  —  Jackson family sources tell us there's a bitter dispute over who will call the shots in probating Michael Jackson's will.  —  Katherine Jackson has hired an attorney — Londell McMillan — and we're told it's a done deal that McMillan will challenge the co-executors Michael selected.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay And Sam Scream And Fight Over Sam's Dinner With Drea!  —  Around 6am this morning, Lindsay Lohan showed up to Samantha Ronson's Hollywood Hills home, and after begging and knocking on the door for several minutes, she was finally let in.

Sprite Oral Sex Ad Banned In Germany (VIDEO)  —  This unbelievable advertisement for Sprite has been banned in Germany, for pretty obvious reasons.  It combines oral sex and the desire for a refreshing Sprite to create a big finish that has to be seen to be believed.  It even beats the climax of this similarly-themed ad.

Bizarre Twist in Roethlisberger Assault Case  —  Sources connected to the Ben Roethlisberger sexual assault case claim the psychiatric care the accuser says she's under has nothing to do with Ben .... it has to do with a relationship she had with a man who never existed.

Chris Brown Apologizes for Rihanna Assault  —  We've obtained a video of Chris Brown telling his fans how sorry he is over the Rihanna assault.  —  Brown says he wanted to apologize earlier but couldn't on the advice of his lawyer.