JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S STAGE MARRIAGE  —  CONGRATS to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy.  The lovebirds got spontaneously engaged on stage at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, Calif., Saturday night.  Kennedy was entertaining the crowd for over two hours before he pulled Hewitt up to tell jokes and sing.

K-Fed and Girlfriend Plan Chaotic 2.0  —  Guess who's ba-a-ack?!  —  It's Britney Spears' wife-beater-loving ex-husband Kevin Federline, and he's eyeing a new reality program to show off his latest girlfriend, Victoria Prince, and (gasp) his two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, a source tells E! News.

Harry Potter's future wife Bonnie Wright throws off geeky Hogwarts look as she poses in magical fashion shoot  —  It seems Harry Potter star Emma Watson has some hot competition in the fashion stakes.  —  Step forward Bonnie Wright, who plays Harry's love interest and future wife Ginny Weasley in the hit films.

Jon Gosselin and Young Girlfriend Have A Play Date - Must-See Photos!  —  It's so nice that Jon Gosselin has found a new girlfriend that his kids can relate to - because they're close in age!  —  Where do you take your girlfriend when she's 10 years younger?  Why, on a play date of course.

Brit's Conservatorship - All Good Things Must End  —  Britney Spears' daddy is ready to release his daughter into the wild again — we've learned the conservatorship may be coming to an end.  —  Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November.

Ryan O'Neal reveals Farrah's final struggle  —  Actress' longtime love says: ‘She never closed her eyes; she was holding on’  —  In his first interview since Farrah Fawcett died June 25 after a long battle with cancer, Ryan O'Neal recounted her final hours.  —  Ryan O'Neal on Fawcett's final hours

Exclusive: Mischa Barton mess forces ‘Beautiful Life’ to prep contingency plan  —  The Beautiful Life will go on, with or without its troubled star Mischa Barton.  —  Although reps for The CW and CBS Television Studios declined to comment, multiple sources confirm that producers …

Jackson Family Agonizing over Michael's Final Resting Place  —  With Michael Jackson temporarily interred at Forest Lawn Memorial-Park and Mortuary in Los Angeles, his family is wrestling with a painful decision: Where will the King of Pop finally be laid to rest?

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay And Sam Scream And Fight Over Sam's Dinner With Drea!  —  Around 6am this morning, Lindsay Lohan showed up to Samantha Ronson's Hollywood Hills home, and after begging and knocking on the door for several minutes, she was finally let in.

Sprite Oral Sex Ad Banned In Germany (VIDEO)  —  This unbelievable advertisement for Sprite has been banned in Germany, for pretty obvious reasons.  It combines oral sex and the desire for a refreshing Sprite to create a big finish that has to be seen to be believed.  It even beats the climax of this similarly-themed ad.

‘Burn Notice’ Star — I Was Only Borderline Drunk!  —  “Burn Notice” star Jeffrey Donovan is going to have a rough time in court — it's not exactly an airtight defense in a DUI case to argue, “I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk.”  —  We obtained the police report from the Miami Beach PD.

Chris Brown Apologizes for Rihanna Assault  —  We've obtained a video of Chris Brown telling his fans how sorry he is over the Rihanna assault.  —  Brown says he wanted to apologize earlier but couldn't on the advice of his lawyer.

Katherine Jackson's Guardianship: Are the Kids Becoming Jehovah's Witnesses?  —  Amid the custody crisis surrounding Michael Jackson's children, Pop Tarts has been told that their grandmother and temporary guardian Katherine Jackson has been taking the three children to the Kingdom …