EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman Shop For Mercedes, Porsche  —  Let Kate Gosselin drive the kids around in a big Toyota Land Cruiser, her “husband” Jon and not-a-fling Hailey are looking for something a little sleeker.  —  Jon, 32, and Hailey, 22, went shopping near New City …

Heidi Montag Uncovers Plastic Surgery Secrets  —  Heidi Montag graces the cover of the September issue of Playboy and admits the men's magazine provided inspiration when it came to her 2007 plastic surgery.  —  “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through …

Kelly Clarkson Photo Retouched to Make Her ‘Look Her Best’  —  Kelly Clarkson in Self (left) and playing a concert in N.Y.C. last month (right)  —  Kelly Clarkson may not have an issue with her weight, but a digitally slimmed-down image of the singer on the cover of Self magazine is causing waves online.

Exclusive: ‘Ugly Betty’ snags Paula Abdul  —  At long last, someone to tell Betty she's beautiful!  —  Former American Idol judge Paula Abdul is in talks to guest star on Ugly Betty, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  Details of Abdul's role are being kept under wraps but an Ugly insider tells …

Kate Hudson wants A-Rod's baby  —  Kate Hudson has only been dating New York Yankees baseball star Alex Rodriguez for a few months, but she's already hoping to start a family with him.  The actress has a son - Ryder, 5 - with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers explains …

Castmates: Ed Talked About Having a Girlfriend on Bachelorette Set  —  Even while he was on The Bachelorette trying to woo Jillian Harris, Ed Swiderski openly talked about having a girlfriend, former contestant Wes Hayden tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

David Mamet takes on ‘Anne Frank’  —  Disney gets rights to new version of Holocaust story  —  Disney has acquired pic rights to a new rendition of “The Diary of Anne Frank,” to be written and helmed by David Mamet.  —  Mamet will produce with Andrew Braunsberg.

Michael Jackson exclusive: Blanket Jackson's surrogate mother is a Mexican nurse named Helena  —  The surrogate mother of Michael Jackson's seven-year-old son Blanket is a Mexican nurse named Helena.  —  As several people come forward to claim parenthood over the King of Pop's three children …

The Neverland Club  —  IN life, there is always that special person who shapes who you are, who helps to determine the person you become.  Very often it's a teacher, a mentor of some kind.  For me, that person was John Hughes.  Along with the rest of the world, I was stunned when I learned …

BRITNEY'S ENGAGED!!!  —  Check out that rock on Britney Spears' ring finger!  And she wasn't exactly hiding her sparkly new bauble yesterday as she shopped on Robertson Blvd, so is she trying to tell us something?  Are Britney and Jason about to walk down the aisle!?

Cooger Goes Public - Cooper and Zellweger's Spanish Romance  —  Yup.  Called it.  —  New item Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger (henceforth known as Cooger) have spent the last few of days being quite coupley in Barcelona, Spain.  —  On Monday night, we caught them having dinner after a photocall for Cooper's hit The Hangover.

Lady GaGa To Rock The MTV VMAs!  —  She killed the MuchMusic Awards, so we can only imagine what Lady GaGa has in store for the MTV Video Music Awards!!!  —  Actually, we know - but we've been sworn to secrecy!  All we can say is that it will be the most talked about performance of the night.

Warner builds pic with Lego  —  Studio to bring playthings to the bigscreen  —  Movies based on toys couldn't be hotter in Hollywood, with nearly every studio adapting playthings for the bigscreen.  —  Now count Warner Bros. as one of those studios: WB is toying with plans to develop …

Another New New Moon Trailer Is Here!!!  —  We hope you speak French, Twilighters!  —  The new New Moon trailer!  It's Here!!!  It's Here!!!  —  There's new footage of Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, the entire Wolf Pack, and even the first shots of Dakota Fanning in the Volturi castle!!!

FIRST LOOK: Poster for Hilary Swank's Amelia  —  Hilary Swank in Amelia  —  Hilary Swank stars as one of aviation's most beloved and inspiring figures, Amelia Earhart, in Amelia - and People.com has a first look at the highly-anticipated film's official poster.

This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce [Midweek Madness]  —  Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids.  The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands.

Brad, Angelina Dish About Their Sex Life  —  Last week Brad Pitt sent tongues wagging when he told Parade that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is “a great place for sex.”  —  Now, Angelina Jolie says that's not their only secret hideaway.

Milla Jovovich Naked In Maxim Magazine  —  Here's Milla Jovovich teasing us with some implied nudity in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine.  This is a huge step up from the last time we saw her and it confirms that airbrushing can pretty much make anyone hot.  Sure Milla isn't ugly, but by no means does her face look that good.