New Dancing Stars Revealed!  —  It's going to be a crowded ballroom for Dancing with the Stars' ninth season.  Sixteen celebrities — including Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart and Aaron Carter — have signed on to do the cha cha and the paso doble on the ABC show, which premieres Monday, Sept. 21.

WE HEAR . . .  THAT Jessica Simpson is being pushed to the producers of “American Idol” by her father/manager Joe Simpson as the perfect replacement for Paula Abdul . . . THAT producer Marty Bregman told George Kaufman, owner of Kaufman-Astoria Studios, his next project is a made-for-TV movie …

Brad Pitt Not Joining Sherlock Holmes  —  Brad Pitt is joining the cast of Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes.  —  He is set to arrive in London Tuesday to begin filming scenes as Holmes' nemesis Moriarty.  He is expected to shoot all over the city, including the Royal Victoria Dock, Pontoon Docks, Pinewood and Chatham Docks in Kent.

Dude looks like a (little old) lady  —  Hmm.  Judging from this photo of Steven Tyler and actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors, the Aerosmith singer is indeed in no shape to continue the band's summer tour.  Tyler's arm is in a sling as a result of a broken shoulder suffered when he fell off the stage in South Dakota.

Rumer Willis Turns 21 in Las Vegas  —  Rumer Willis  —  Rumer Willis is officially 21 - and she had the Las Vegas-style birthday to prove it.  —  The Sorority Row actress turned 21 at the stroke of midnight Sunday and celebrated the way most people would only dream of …

Michael Jackson to be buried on birthday, King of Pop's father says  —  The King of Pop will finally be laid to rest.  Or so says his dad.  —  Michael Jackson will be buried in Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles at 10 a.m. on Aug. 29 on what would have been the King of Pop's 51st birthday …

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Nuzzle at Concert  —  The cast and crew of Eclipse took over Vancouver sushi restaurant Miku over the weekend to celebrate filming of the third Twilight installment - and all eyes were on costars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

'It's not you it's me,' Lily Allen tells fans as she breaks down on stage  —  It's not the first time she has worried fans with her emotional breakdown, but Lily Allen last night insisted her tears on stage were due to physical pain rather than the other kind.

Tyra Banks Flash Mob Flaunts Real Hair  —  Tyra Banks and her flash mob strip down to flesh-colored body suits and toss away their weaves in New York City's Union Square on Monday morning (August 18).  —  The 35-year-old talk show host will trade in her trademark weave and debut her never before seen …

Drew Lachey: Nick & Jessica Won't Ever Get Back Together  —  Sorry, Newlyweds fans: Nick and Jessica won't ever get back together.  —  Asked at Saturday's Los Angeles Lakers 3-on-3 Basketball Tournament if they'll ever reunite, Drew Lachey told Usmagazine.com: “On the record or off the record?

‘White Chicks’ sequel in works  —  Wayans Brothers on board to star, write and direct  —  The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to the 2004 comedy “White Chicks,” which will see Marlon and Shawn Wayans reprise their roles as sibling FBI agents posing as a pair of white ladies.

'When's the wedding' jibes don't faze Wills and Kate - they've already set a date  —  It's a ‘done deal’ but not until 2011  —  KATE Middleton is getting used to walking down the aisle at a wedding on Prince William's arm.  —  But on Friday, yet again, it was not their marriage …

Britney's Boys Get Buzzed!  —  Sunday was another day at the pool for the Spears family, where Britney debuted her boys' new buzz cuts!  Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden, 3, are starting to look like the cool kids they are, sporting board shorts, aviator glasses, initial necklaces …

Bad hair day for Beyonce as she takes it back to the Eighties with wet look hair  —  Having been born in 1981, Beyonce Knowles doesn't remember much of the eighties.  —  So perhaps she was unaware just how dismal the wet look hairstyle was first time round.

Tom Cavanagh Welcomes Third Child  —  It's a boy for Tom Cavanagh!  The actor and wife Maureen Grise welcomed a son, James Joseph Cavanagh, on Aug. 5, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Baby James - who weighed 7.8 lbs. and was 20 inches long - joins older siblings Thomas Patrick, 2, and Alice Ann, 3 ½.