Brad Pitt Calls Tom Cruise's Nazi Flick ‘Ridiculous’  —  Pitt and Cruise in character  —  Photo by: Francois Duhamel / The Weinstein Co.; Frank Connor / Babelsberg Studio AG / AP  —  As far as Brad Pitt is concerned, his new film Inglourious Basterds is the be all and end all of Nazi movies.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Take Boys Shopping for Gerbils  —  After arriving at their chateau in the South of France, they took sons Maddox, 8, and Pax, 5, to a local pet and garden shop to buy gerbils and goldfish on Thursday.  —  While at the Brignoles, France, store …

Blow-By-Blow of Jasmine Fiore's Murder  —  Sources connected with the Jasmine Fiore murder investigation tell us authorities believe Jasmine Fiore was strangled last Friday, sometime after midnight, and surveillance video shows Jenkins leaving a hotel with a suitcase that may have been the receptacle for Fiore's body.

Lindsay Lohan — Cop Drama at the Deli Shop  —  Lindsay Lohan went ballistic last night after she “lost” her precious cell phone in a NY deli — a situation so dire, she dragged the NYPD to the scene.  —  It all went down at Mott Corner Deli, where after buying some stuff and leaving …

LeAnn Rimes, Eddie Cibrian Debut Relationship  —  The one-time Lifetime movie costars — both recently separated from their respective spouses — spent the day at a golf course in Valencia, Calif.  —  Until now, the pair only saw each other in secret.  —  (Us Weekly broke the news …

Miley Cyrus Spotted Kissing Aussie Actor  —  Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus  —  It looks like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are more than just friendly costars.  —  Last Wednesday, as Cyrus bid Australian actor Liam Hemsworth goodbye at the Nashville airport, the two kissed - and were …

LeAnn Rimes questioned in Brentwood hit-and-run  —  Country singer LeAnn Rimes was questioned Thursday by LAPD officers after she was accused of a misdemeanor hit-and-run in Brentwood, officials said today.  —  Officers with the West Traffic Division went to Rimes' home to question her following …

SHOCKER!  Paramount Moves Scorsese's ‘Shutter Island’ To February 19, 2010  —  EXCLUSIVE: This Shutter Island decision is now the second major studio pic to jump from Fall 2009 to February 2010 (after Universal's The Wolfman recently moved off November).  But Paramount's adaptation …

Claire Danes: Danger, High Voltage!  —  She came of age as the quietly brooding Angela Chase in TV's cult series My So-Called Life.  Now, after years spent turning Juliet on her head, romancing Steve Martin, dodging tabloid scandals and finding true love in the fine form of fiancé Hugh Dancy …

True Blood Baby On The Way?!  —  If only Sookie was preggo!  —  As Anna Paquin and her fiance, Stephen Moyer, exited the Byron and Tracey salon in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, it looked like the True Blood femme fatale was carrying more than just her hat!  —  Her tummy sure looks sperminated!

Will Heather Locklear Reprise Melrose Place Role?  —  Earlier this month, an exec on the CW's new Melrose Place announced that “the door is always open” for Heather Locklear to return.  —  Now, it looks like Locklear is taking a tentative step toward her old address.

Was Michael Jackson A Chubby Chaser?  —  If you're ever bored, just come back to this picture and try to count all the chins.  That should keep you busy for a few hours.  Anyisthatsharonglessinthatpicture, the buxom rosy-cheeked bear all the way to the left is claiming that he was Michael Jackson's gay lover and soulmate.

Kourtney Kardashian Just Won't Shut Up  —  When the doctor finally delivers Kourtney Kardashian's baby, he's probably going to wonder why chunks of its umbilical cord are missing.  You tell the doctor that baby had no other choice but to tears off pieces of it to stick in its ears, because Kourtney would not shut the damn hell up!

Milla Jovovich Set to Wed Saturday  —  Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson  —  Milla Jovovich and her fiancé, director Paul Anderson, are getting ready to tie the knot this Saturday, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The couple, who are parents to daughter Ever Gabo, 20 months …

Murdered Model ID'd by Her Breast Implants  —  A spokeswoman for the district attorney says Jasmine Fiore was identified by her breast implants, since her teeth and fingers had been removed.  —  The spokeswoman said they were able to ID Jasmine by a serial number on the implants.

Finally, a Porn Based on 30 Rock  —  Oh, twist!  The gang's all here.  —  New Sensations, the company that brought us (the general “us,” as in “the people of the world”!) porn movies based on The Office, Scrubs, and Seinfeld, has just released a Spanktravision-appropriate X-rated version of 30 Rock.

Kim & Reggie, Definitely Back On????  —  Sources are saying that it is very possible that Kim Kardashianand Reggie Bush maybe getting back together, as they have been spending a lot of quality time together in New Orleans recently.  —  The way we hear it, before the two broke up …

SECRET GRUDGE OF NY ‘SKANKIES’  —  SLIMER THOUGHT MODEL STARTED TRASH-TALK WAR  —  If you can't say anything nice ...  A brunette beauty anonymously slimed model Liskula Cohen — creating a blog called “Skanks in NYC,” whose sole purpose was to blast the cover girl …

‘Lost’ exclusive: Japanese superstar Hiroyuki Sanada lands ‘significant’ role  —  Super-famous Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada — best known stateside for his roles in The Last Samurai and Rush Hour 3 — is joining the sixth and final season of Lost, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  Who's Sanada playing?