MEGAN FOX has signed up to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie.  —  And I have a strong feline she is the purrfect choice for the part - and thanks to a spot of computer wizardry here's how she might look.  —  Megan will need to get into practice with her talcum powder application.

'Lady GaGa won't be around for long'  —  TORI AMOS fears LADY GAGA has a limited shelf life, hinting fans will soon tire of the quirky New Yorker's novelty pop act.  —  The Cornflake Girl songstress - who's been selling out venues since 1991 - struggles to visualise GaGa playing on the same bill …

Possible Link in Lindsay & Audrina Break-Ins  —  TMZ has learned law enforcement is looking at the possibility the burglars who hit Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's Los Angeles pad.  —  Look at the striking similarities between the male burglar in both break-ins — down to the hat and t-shirt.

Kendra and Kourtney Still Want to Breastfeed Despite Implants  —  Despite having breast implants, both Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian still want to breastfeed, the moms-to-be tell the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  “I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able …

Cops Have Found Murdered Model's Car  —  UDPATE 3:13 PM PT: The car has been towed away.  We spoke to someone who lives next door to the parking lot, who said they saw the car there on August 15.  Ryan Jenkins was seen leaving a hotel near San Diego on August 14 in the white Mercedes.

Chris Brown Performs Michael Jackson Dance After Sentencing  —  Chris Brown didn't seem too choked up Tuesday night after he was formally sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community labor for assaulting Rihanna.  —  Brown, 20, surprised guests at West Hollywood hot spot Guys …

JEN'S CO-STAR IN A DOGFIGHT  —  RUFFED UP POOCH: QNS.  COUPLE  —  Jennifer Aniston's new leading man, Gerard Butler, is locked in a nasty pug-of-war with an elderly Queens couple.  —  The hunky actor claims that he got into a verbal tussle with Fred and Maria Varecka after their “huge …

EYEWITNESS REPORT: Kirsten Dunst Stumbling Drunk  —  She's a year and a half removed from her rehab stint, but Kirsten Dunst was spotted stumbling drunk at the Tropicana bar at the Roosevelt hotel in Los Angeles on August 18, several eyewitnesses tell RadarOnline.com.

Cops — Travis & Shanna Fought Over ‘Pedophile’  —  Finally some clarity about Monday's epic battle between Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler — cops have released the dramatic report from the incident that centered around a convicted child molester.  —  According to the Barrington Police …

Fall Out Boy — The Mug Shot  —  This is Patrick Stump striking a pose for cop cam early this morning, after he was arrested in Hollywood.  —  The Fall Out Boy lead singer was busted around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of Beverly Hills court.

Michael Jackson still alive after helicopter transport to coroner  —  This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in.

Chelsea Handler's “Pikachu” Is Back On The Market  —  According to Gatecrasher, Chelsea Handler has put her boyfriend Ted Harbert on the curb.  Some source close to Chelsea says that she fired his ass as her main peen and threw him out of their house.  Ted is apparently living in a hotel now.

Suspects Sought in Hollywood Hills Burglary NR09424ah  —  Los Angeles: Los Angeles police are asking for the public's help in identifying three burglars who broke into a Hollywood Hills home on August 23, 2009.  —  A surveillance camera at a home in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive …

‘American Idol’ star tarnished by tax lien  —  Human beatbox Blake Lewis could form a vocal group with fellow “American Idol” stars (see Fantasia Barrino and Ruben Studdard) who have had tax troubles.  Records show Lewis, the season six runner-up behind Jordin Sparks, owes $124,798 in federal taxes.

Is Evan Rachel Wood Playing a Lesbian Vampire?  —  Queen Sophie-Anne is True Blood's new equal-opportunity vampire.  —  Evan Rachel Wood, who makes her devilish debut on the show this coming Sunday playing the 1,100-year-old bloodsucker boss lady of Louisiana, says she could end up having sex scenes with any of her costars.

Out & About: Frankie & Neffie … LADYTEA  —  Frankie look a damn mess!  I don't care if she know's how to have a good time or not.. Why did they not mention Neffie being pregnant on last night episode, you could tell they were trying to hide it... She name all her kids, and forgot to mention the one she's carrying.

Pandora's Box Opened - New AVATAR Stills!  Sigourney And Zoe As Avatars!!  SPOILERS!  —  **WARNING: SPOILERS!!  Jim here.  (Click to enlarge these!)  One of my awesome readers from the UK - Matthew, sent me scans of the new Empire Magazine issue with AVATAR on the cover.

Jon and Kate's ‘8’ revolt against being filmed  —  Plus: Farrah's son plans reality show; Britney concert a sad spectacle  —  Jon and Kate Gosselin's 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are starting to rebel against the constant taping of their lives.  —  Jon wants out of show

Renee Zellweger: ‘I sort of disappear a little bit’  —  NEW YORK (CNN) — “My One and Only” begins with Renee Zellweger, playing a woman based on George Hamilton's mother Anne, discovering her husband with another woman.  —  Despite the initial heartbreak, Anne puts on a happy face …