'Lady GaGa won't be around for long'  —  TORI AMOS fears LADY GAGA has a limited shelf life, hinting fans will soon tire of the quirky New Yorker's novelty pop act.  —  The Cornflake Girl songstress - who's been selling out venues since 1991 - struggles to visualise GaGa playing on the same bill …

Is Evan Rachel Wood Playing a Lesbian Vampire?  —  Queen Sophie-Anne is True Blood's new equal-opportunity vampire.  —  Evan Rachel Wood, who makes her devilish debut on the show this coming Sunday playing the 1,100-year-old bloodsucker boss lady of Louisiana, says she could end up having sex scenes with any of her costars.

MEGAN FOX has signed up to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie.  —  And I have a strong feline she is the purrfect choice for the part - and thanks to a spot of computer wizardry here's how she might look.  —  Megan will need to get into practice with her talcum powder application.

Cops Have Found Murdered Model's Car  —  UDPATE 3:13 PM PT: The car has been towed away.  We spoke to someone who lives next door to the parking lot, who said they saw the car there on August 15.  Ryan Jenkins was seen leaving a hotel near San Diego on August 14 in the white Mercedes.

Chris Brown Talks it Out With Larry King  —  Chris Brown has apologized to Rihanna (several times, he says) and 'fessed up on video for the world to see.  —  But apparently the disgraced R&B star still had something to say, because he sat down with Larry King on Wednesday at CNN's Hollywood headquarters …

Possible Link in Lindsay & Audrina Break-Ins  —  TMZ has learned law enforcement is looking at the possibility the burglars who hit Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's Los Angeles pad.  —  Look at the striking similarities between the male burglar in both break-ins — down to the hat and t-shirt.

Melissa Rycroft: Jillian and Ed “Are Happy”  —  Despite her fiance's cheating, Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski are doing fine, says pal Melissa Rycroft.  —  “She is doing really well,” Rycroft told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at a Kenneth Cole charity event in L.A. “Her and Ed are happy, and I know she is going to become a U.S. citizen.

Kendra and Kourtney Still Want to Breastfeed Despite Implants  —  Despite having breast implants, both Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian still want to breastfeed, the moms-to-be tell the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  “I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able …

Steven Spielberg to complete Michael Crichton's mission  —  The men who brought dinosaurs back to life in Jurassic Park are teaming up again, though it's a bittersweet reunion since one of them is no longer here.  —  Steven Spielberg is developing a film out of a posthumously published novel …

Good Things Do Come in Pairs  —  “THERE is a certain amount of face time that you need when you have a brand,” Ashley Olsen said.  “We just wanted to function more behind the scenes.”  —  It was a sultry afternoon in August, and Ms. Olsen and her sister Mary-Kate were visiting the production office …

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Jon Gosselin Never Said He Wants Off the Show  —  Don't count Jon Gosselin out of the picture just yet.  —  Reports of his saying he's ready to withdraw from TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 are not only premature - they just aren't true.  —  “I never said that,” Jon told PEOPLE while speaking outside his house on Wednesday.

JEN'S CO-STAR IN A DOGFIGHT  —  RUFFED UP POOCH: QNS.  COUPLE  —  Jennifer Aniston's new leading man, Gerard Butler, is locked in a nasty pug-of-war with an elderly Queens couple.  —  The hunky actor claims that he got into a verbal tussle with Fred and Maria Varecka after their “huge …

Lily Allen + Motherhood = Disaster!!!  —  When the gig is up for Lily Allen, it's off to suburban life for this Brit and boy, do we pity the poor sap who marries this trainwreck.  —  While performing at the V festival this past weekend, Lily admitted that she is already looking forward towards …

EYEWITNESS REPORT: Kirsten Dunst Stumbling Drunk  —  She's a year and a half removed from her rehab stint, but Kirsten Dunst was spotted stumbling drunk at the Tropicana bar at the Roosevelt hotel in Los Angeles on August 18, several eyewitnesses tell RadarOnline.com.

Anne Heche Disses ‘Lazy’ Ex on Letterman  —  In a no-holds-barred interview, Anne Heche told David Letterman on Wednesday exactly what she thinks of her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon.  —  “Can you say ‘lazy ass’ on TV?”  Heche, 40, asked on the Late Show with David Letterman when he inquired about her ex …

Suspects Sought in Hollywood Hills Burglary NR09424ah  —  Los Angeles: Los Angeles police are asking for the public's help in identifying three burglars who broke into a Hollywood Hills home on August 23, 2009.  —  A surveillance camera at a home in the 2200 block of El Contento Drive …

Fox, Sony TV look to revive ‘Heathers’  —  Mark Rizzo, Jenny Bicks to adapt 1989 film  —  Dear Diary: Fox is developing a contemporary take on the 1989 Christian Slater/Winona Ryder feature “Heathers.”  —  Dark comedy will be adapted for TV by scribe Mark Rizzo, with an assist from “Sex and the City” alum Jenny Bicks.

Gatecrasher: Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley headed for divorce, sources say  —  Things are about to get “Complicated” for Avril Lavigne and hubby Deryck Whibley.  Sources close to the couple, who have been married since 2006, say they're headed for Splitsville.

Josh Schwartz pens half-hour comedy for CBS  —  Josh Schwartz is getting into the comedy game.  —  The executive producer of “Gossip Girl” is teaming with fellow “Chuck” producer Matt Miller to pen a multicamera script for CBS.  If the Warner Bros. Television project makes it to air …

Out & About: Frankie & Neffie … LADYTEA  —  Frankie look a damn mess!  I don't care if she know's how to have a good time or not.. Why did they not mention Neffie being pregnant on last night episode, you could tell they were trying to hide it... She name all her kids, and forgot to mention the one she's carrying.

Parker Posey Diagnosed with Lyme Disease  —  Actress Parker Posey has pulled out of an off-Broadway play after being diagnosed with Lyme Disease.  The 40-year-old Posey, star of such movies as “Best in Show” and “Party Girl,” was to play the lead in the show “This” — about a poet who is a single mother.

Fall Out Boy Frontman Falls in the Clink  —  Sugar, we're goin' down...to jail.  —  Patrick Stump, frontman for Chicago rockers Fall Out Boy, was busted and booked into Los Angeles County Jail early Wednesday morning on an outstanding traffic violation.  —  According to L.A. Sheriff's …