The King of Pop Is Finally Laid to Rest  —  They came for an intimate ceremony for a superstar: Lisa Marie Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Macaulay Culkin, Chris Tucker and Mila Kunis arrived at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif., on Thursday for the funeral for Michael Jackson.

Oprah to Chris Brown — Get Help  —  Oprah Winfrey is firing back at the comments Chris Brown made about her in the new People Magazine.  —  Here's the background: People had asked Brown about the fact that Oprah did “a show on abuse, inspired by Rihanna.”  Chris replied:

Nicole Richie & Lindsay Lohan Attend DJ AM Memorial  —  A day after DJ AM was laid to rest, the celebrity deejay was remembered Thursday by former fiancée Nicole Richie and pals Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart.  —  They were among hundreds of invited guests …

Movie star vs Gossip Girl - Now looks who's Rusty  —  IT IS an accepted view that if one lives by the sword, so might one expect to die by it.  —  This week this columnist tasted the tip of her own sword - as thrust by the Gladiator himself, Russell Crowe - after an item in Sydney Confidential raised the actor's ire.

Lady GaGa: I Don't Have A Penis!  —  She says the rumor that she's a hermaphrodite is “ridiculous.”  In fact, it's been bothering her so much she's having trouble getting erections.  —  Lady Gaga has branded claims she is a hermaphrodite “ridiculous.”  The “Poker Face” singer furiously denied rumors …

PHOTO: Kathy Griffin Channels Kate Gosselin  —  With a borrowed hairstyle and bikini-ready body, comedienne Kathy Griffin was a dead ringer for the famous mom of multiples at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood while taping an upcoming skit for Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Chris Brown: I'm Ready for Counseling  —  While Chris Brown vows he'll abide by all the conditions of his recent sentencing for assaulting Rihanna - including six months of community labor and five years' probation - he's eager to get the most out of the court-ordered counseling and anger-management classes.

Who Is Shia LaBeouf's New Gal Pal Carey Mulligan?  —  Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf  —  Meet Shia LaBeouf's new leading lady - both on and off screen.  —  Carey Mulligan, 24, who hails from England, has been spotted cuddling and kissing the Transformers star in N.Y.C. …

Susan Boyle Tops Amazon.com Chart with Debut Album  —  At last Susan Boyle has achieved her own personal dream.  —  The Scottish star's debut album, I Dreamed A Dream, has sensationally topped the online-retail charts, quite a feat considering her record is not even being released until Nov. 24.

Jack Tweed has been arrested after a teenager claimed she had been sexually assaulted, the Met Police said.  —  The widower of reality TV star Jade Goody was detained along with another man in his 20s.  —  A spokesman for the Met Police said: “A female in her late teens has made an allegation of sexual assault.”

EXCLUSIVE: Salma Hayek Throws Fit At Restaurant  —  File this under “celebrities are cranky like the rest of us category.”  —  Salma Hayek rolled up to the Chateau Marmont on Wednesday night and she was hungry.  We're pretty sure she was VERY hungry because she wanted to eat at the restaurant …

DJ AM's Shoe Line — Nike Won't Just Do It Yet  —  DJ AM was about to have his own exclusive line of shoes put out by Nike — but since his passing, the sneaker king has put a hold on releasing AM's kicks to the public.  —  We spoke to a rep for Nike, who said AM had been working with Nike …

Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures  —  Stephanie Pratt isn't exactly the hottest girl in Hollywood, and the fact that she's related to that super douche makes her even less enticing, but I like bikinis and I especially like nobody rich girls in bikinis so here we are.

Cast Set for David Fincher's Social Network?  —  Rumor has it David Fincher has found his cast for The Social Network, a story focusing on the early days of Facebook written by Aaron Sorkin.  The screenplay was based on the novel “The Accidental Billionaires” by Ben Mezrich (21).