Evicted ‘Housewife’ Accused of Looting  —  Not only did “Real Housewife of Orange County” Lynne Curtin not own the house she was living in, she also didn't own the furniture ... and now she's accused of stealing a bunch of stuff after she moved out this week.

AICN Exclusive: RAMBO V: THE SAVAGE HUNT - a touch of science fiction...  Hey folks, Harry here... I'm fascinated by the conversation I had spontaneously just had with Sylvester Stallone.  Apparently there are a lot of rumors out there about the next RAMBO, some of which have been floated by the Trades …

Want To Read A Scene From Sex & the City 2?  —  Thanks to Kim Cattrall, you can read it!  —  We'll admit that its a little tough to make out, but as Kim was shooting yesterday, she carried around a half page of a script and through the magic of ZOOMING we were able to make out most of it.

Robert Pattinson: I've never been in love  —  The Twilight hunk believes friendship leads to love  —  Robert Pattinson became a global heartthrob in the hit film Twilight last year and with the sequel New Moon set to hit cinemas in November, the hysteria has gone up a notch.

Exclusive: Poster Debut for Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox  —  Our good friends at Fox Searchlight have sent over the official poster for Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox for us to debut exclusively today.  By now I hope everyone knows all about this stop-animation movie based …

‘Gossip’ guy Neal Bledsoe kisses (Ed Westwick) and tells: Was it good for him?  —  In a matter of minutes last week, Neal Bledsoe went from being a mostly unknown actor to the guy who made out with Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl.  The headline-making kiss doesn't air until Oct. 19, but Bledsoe …

Khloe Kardashian Dating Lakers Player  —  New couple alert!  —  E! reality star Khloe Kardashian is dating Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.  —  “They are a couple now!” a source tells Us.  “So cute!”  —  Adds Khloe's sister Kim, “He's a great guy!”

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Get Cozy in Three Cities  —  Some couples just can't stay apart - just ask Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, who've been spotted rekindling their romance in three different cities in the last week.  —  The couple, who split in June after three years together …

Ashlee Puts the ‘La’ in ‘Late Night’  —  Ashlee Simpson was Thursday night's guest on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,’ discussing the revival of ‘Melrose Place’ with a ditzy manner that led some to wonder if was Ashlee in good spirits - or on good spirits.  Watch the video and let us …

King Henry VIII Was Not That Big Of A Slut  —  Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who plays King Henry VIII on The Tudors, says that Henry was not really the mega manwhore everyone thinks he was.  According to JRM, you can get f**ky with at least 20 people before you're considered a ho fo sho.

MJ Burial After-Party — Brought to You By A&E  —  There were cameras shooting everything at the after-party for Michael Jackson's burial — and we're told the whole thing could end up on A&E.  —  Sources tell TMZ footage from inside the party — as well as the funeral itself …

Kate Gosselin Fired 40 Staffers in 3 Months  —  Look back at photos of Jon and Kate through the years.  Baby nurse Angela Krall, who watched the sextuplets as infants for more than a year, tells Us that the short-fused Kate fired 40 nurses and nurse's aides in the three months before she was hired.

Who Is Shia LaBeouf's New Gal Pal Carey Mulligan?  —  Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf  —  Meet Shia LaBeouf's new leading lady - both on and off screen.  —  Carey Mulligan, 24, who hails from England, has been spotted cuddling and kissing the Transformers star in N.Y.C. …

Rumer Willis likes playing the geek, says the cool girl is too much work  —  Rumer Willis promoted her new film “Sorority Row” in Chicago on Wednesday.  —  Most actresses would rather play the role of the pretty girl than the dorky girl, but not Rumer Willis.

Rabbi: Jane Fonda Supports Destruction of Israel  —  An Oscar-winning rabbi is condemning the actions of Jane Fonda, Danny Glover and Eve Ensler — claiming their decision to boycott the Toronto International Film Festival is “an attack on the heart and soul of Israel.”

Rihanna stepping out with Travis London in L.A.  —  Attention, Rihanna suitors: Get in line!  —  The songbird is being wooed by yet another man, scenester Travis London, who has previously been linked to Mary-Kate Olsen.  The two have been spotted together in L.A. frequently since last Saturday …

Audigier Fighting $1 Million Fencing Match  —  Ed Hardy honcho Christian Audigier likes his big fence and wants to keep it around his big house — his only problem ... the city of Los Angeles in standing in his way.  —  Christian is throwing a hissy fit over his fence by suing the city …

X17 XCLUSIVE - ALEJANDRO NOT HAPPY TO BE CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH GIRLFRIEND!  —  Latin super-star Alejandro Fernandez was not pleased to be caught making out with his girlfriend, Ayari Anaya outside of an LA club.  Although, when he didn't notice the cameras were on him …

Addition through subtraction: SNL fires Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson!?  —  Sources outside the show, and backed up by anonymous sources from within 30 Rock, have informed me that Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson appear to have been let go from Saturday Night Live and won't be returning this season …

Zolciak — I'm a Victim of Cell Phone Sabotage!  —  Kim Zolciak claims she was cell-phone bombed with more than 1,100 calls last night — and “a ton” of nude pics — when someone posted her personal number on a rival reality star's Twitter page.  —  TMZ spoke with Kim, who told us Neffe Pugh …

Death Cab For Cutie Talk Edward Vs. Jacob On ‘New Moon’ Video Set  —  ‘Meet Me on the Equinox’ band was invited to screen a five-hour-long cut of ‘Twilight’ sequel.  —  By James Montgomery, with reporting by Matt Harper  —  By their own admission, only one-fourth of Death Cab for Cutie …

Hey, big suspenders!  Victoria Beckham flashes her long legs on new magazine cover  —  Dressed in nude stockings and suspenders and reclining on a diving board looking every inch the Hollywood star, it's hard to imagine Victoria Beckham has any hang-ups at all.

Chris Brown: I'm Ready for Counseling  —  While Chris Brown vows he'll abide by all the conditions of his recent sentencing for assaulting Rihanna - including six months of community labor and five years' probation - he's eager to get the most out of the court-ordered counseling and anger-management classes.