Obama Calls Kanye a ‘Jackass’ — The Audio  —  TMZ has obtained the audiotape of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” for hijacking Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the VMAs.  —  The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC.

Sean Penn Steps Out with a New Woman  —  The ink's barely dry on the divorce filing between Sean Penn and soon-to-be ex Robin Wright Penn, but the actor didn't waste time getting back on his feet with new girlfriend Jessica White in New York City.  —  On Friday night, Penn, 49, and White …

Exclusive: Gosselin Nanny Admits Affair  —  Jon Gosselin's love life is often the center of the rumor mill and tabloid fodder.  He now admits having a relationship with Hailey Glassman, but in a new bombshell interview in In Touch magazine given exclusively to PopEater …

Dancing with the Stars to Pay Tribute to Patrick Swayze  —  Dancing with the Stars will honor Patrick Swayze on its Sept. 23 live results show, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  “We have some very fond memories of [the late actor] coming to help us our when we were a tiny little show way back when …

Kanye Sees Taylor's View — Calls to Apologize  —  Kanye West has finally made the call.  —  Moments after Taylor Swift told the ladies of “The View” that as of this morning, Kanye hadn't called to apologize ... guess who decided to pick up the phone?  —  Reps at “The View” …

Kate Gosselin Debuts Wavy New Hairdo!  —  Hair ye, hair ye: Kate Gosselin has a new hairdo!  —  The 34-year-old mom of eight — whose asymmetrical hairdo has been widely buzzed about — showed off a wavy new look on her second day guest co-hosting ABC's The View Tuesday.  —  “Isn't it cute?” she said.

Harry Potter Is Well Compensated!  —  We wouldn't let the Twilight gang get wind of this.  Chances are they're not making anywhere near what these kids wrangle in.  —  Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson have entered the Guinness World Records book as the highest grossing lead actors of the decade.

Tom DeLay Injured While Rehearsing for ‘Dancing With The Stars’  —  Less than one week before the season 9 premiere of ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured during a rehearsal with pro dance partner Cheryl Burke.  On Tuesday, he posted a message to Twitter that reads …

ONLY ON US: Jessica Simpson's Twitter Post Baffles Celeb Dog Trainer  —  After a coyote snatched Jessica Simpson's 5-year-old pooch, Daisy, she posted a note on Twitter offering a reward — baffling celebrity dog trainer Jennifer McCarthy.  —  “If she witnesses a coyote taking the dog...obviously coyotes don't Twitter!”

‘Night of the Living Dead’ being remade as a 3D CGI origin story  —  Zombie movie “Night of the Living Dead” is coming back, this time in a 3D CGI format and without the involvement of George Romero.  —  Titled “Night of the Living Dead: Origins,” the re-imagining is being directed …

Zach Galifianakis eyes ‘Funny Story’  —  Dramedy from ‘Half Nelson’ writer-directors  —  TORONTO — Zach Galifianakis is in negotiations to star in “It's Kind of a Funny Story,” the coming-of-age dramedy from “Half Nelson” writer-directors Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden.

Keanu Reeves Recalls Swayze as ‘A Beautiful Person’  —  Keanu Reeves (left) and Patrick Swayze in 1991's Point Break  —  When Patrick Swayze was given a task, not only did he deliver to the fullest but he had a blast in the process, recalls onetime costar Keanu Reeves about Swayze, who succumbed to cancer on Monday.

Baby-stepping on Law's lines  —  Samantha Burke, is out to land a big-money deal for exclusive photos of their love child — just as Law's play debuts on Broadway next month.  The 24-year-old model's lawyers are shopping an exclusive interview with Burke and pictures of their daughter …

Kendra's Hubby Gets Cut Loose  —  The Eagle bombshell has landed.  —  Kendra Wilkinson's football-playin' hubby, Hank Baskett, has been released from the Philadelphia Eagles in advance of the team's second game (which, in a nice bit of past and present E! flame synergy, is against Reggie Bush's New Orleans Saints).

Wedding Bells  — Twilight Wedding: OK! gives you the intricate details of the upcoming big-screen ceremony, based on imagery in Stephenie Meyer's cult vampire series.  And just like in old Hollywood, a real-life wedding might not be far off — so far, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship …

Writers Sue - New Aniston Flick Must be Stopped!  —  Two screenwriters claim the script for Jennifer Aniston's new movie was straight up stolen from them by NBC Universal — and now they want to stop the movie from being released ... or they want more than $100,000,000.

Angelina Jolie Takes Zahara to Ethiopia  —  Angelina and Zahara  —  It turns out that Angelina Jolie's recent goodwill mission in Kenya was also a homecoming for one member of the Jolie-Pitt family.  —  While Jolie, 34, and Brad Pitt, 45, were “on a trip to Kenya with their children …

‘The man who raped me is a famous celebrity,’ reveals Katie Price  —  Glamour model Katie Price has sensationally claimed that the person who raped her is a well-known celebrity.  —  Two weeks ago, she revealed she was raped ‘more than once’ when she was younger.