Obama Caught on Tape Calling Kanye ‘Jackass’  —  TMZ has obtained the audiotape of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” for hijacking Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the VMAs.  —  The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC.

Sean Penn Steps Out with a New Woman  —  The ink's barely dry on the divorce filing between Sean Penn and soon-to-be ex Robin Wright Penn, but the actor didn't waste time getting back on his feet with new girlfriend Jessica White in New York City.  —  On Friday night, Penn, 49, and White …

Kate Gosselin Debuts Wavy New Hairdo!  —  Hair ye, hair ye: Kate Gosselin has a new hairdo!  —  The 34-year-old mom of eight — whose asymmetrical hairdo has been widely buzzed about — showed off a wavy new look on her second day guest co-hosting ABC's The View Tuesday.  —  “Isn't it cute?” she said.

Angelina Jolie Takes Zahara to Ethiopia  —  Angelina and Zahara  —  It turns out that Angelina Jolie's recent goodwill mission in Kenya was also a homecoming for one member of the Jolie-Pitt family.  —  While Jolie, 34, and Brad Pitt, 45, were “on a trip to Kenya with their children …

Harry Potter Is Well Compensated!  —  We wouldn't let the Twilight gang get wind of this.  Chances are they're not making anywhere near what these kids wrangle in.  —  Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson have entered the Guinness World Records book as the highest grossing lead actors of the decade.

‘The man who raped me is a famous celebrity,’ reveals Katie Price  —  Glamour model Katie Price has sensationally claimed that the person who raped her is a well-known celebrity.  —  Two weeks ago, she revealed she was raped ‘more than once’ when she was younger.

ONLY ON US: Jessica Simpson's Twitter Post Baffles Celeb Dog Trainer  —  After a coyote snatched Jessica Simpson's 5-year-old pooch, Daisy, she posted a note on Twitter offering a reward — baffling celebrity dog trainer Jennifer McCarthy.  —  “If she witnesses a coyote taking the dog...obviously coyotes don't Twitter!”

Olympic Swimmer Amanda Beard Welcomes a Boy  —  Olympic champion swimmer Amanda Beard has yet another achievement to add to her list: Motherhood!  —  The athlete and her husband, photographer Sacha Brown, welcomed their first child, Blaise Ray Brown, in Los Angeles on Tuesday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Keanu Reeves Recalls Swayze as ‘A Beautiful Person’  —  Keanu Reeves (left) and Patrick Swayze in 1991's Point Break  —  When Patrick Swayze was given a task, not only did he deliver to the fullest but he had a blast in the process, recalls onetime costar Keanu Reeves about Swayze, who succumbed to cancer on Monday.

Is Whitney Drug Free?  —  The answer is yes, but not without problems.  —  Whitney Houston continues her in-depth interview with Oprah today as she talks about how she is overcoming her need for drugs.  She explains that she “prays” the temptation away, no matter how long it takes.

Lady Gaga Performs Virtually Naked at Marc Jacobs's After-Party  —  Lady Gaga was supposed to take the stage at Hiro for Marc Jacobs's after-party, thrown in conjunction with V magazine, at 11:15 last night.  Determined to get as close to Gaga and her pantslessness as possible …

Writers Sue - New Aniston Flick Must be Stopped!  —  Two screenwriters claim the script for Jennifer Aniston's new movie was straight up stolen from them by NBC Universal — and now they want to stop the movie from being released ... or they want more than $100,000,000.

Kendra's Hubby Gets Cut Loose  —  The Eagle bombshell has landed.  —  Kendra Wilkinson's football-playin' hubby, Hank Baskett, has been released from the Philadelphia Eagles in advance of the team's second game (which, in a nice bit of past and present E! flame synergy, is against Reggie Bush's New Orleans Saints).

EXCLUSIVE: Bruce Willis Explodes When Fan Touches Him  —  Don't invade Bruce Willis' personal space because if you do he WILL go John McClane on you.  —  It looked like a scene out of Die Hard when Bruce Willis exploded at a fan this weekend, turning into his tough-guy movie character and getting in the face of a too-close admirer.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Jon Gosselin Suicide Bombshell: “I Want to Kill Myself”  —  Jon Gosselin may look calm and collected in photographs, but behind closed doors, the father-of-8 is a pressure cooker waiting to boil over says the mother of his babysitter and former lover, Stephanie Santoro.

Tom DeLay Injured While Rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars  —  Less than one week before the season 9 premiere, Dancing with the Stars has its first casualty, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.  —  The Texas politician, who was injured during a rehearsal with pro dance partner Cheryl Burke …